Eazy-E - Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Mickey Mouse - Christmas (Santa Workshop) and Decorations - MUST Watch

porky pig's blue Christmas

Christmas Carol Bullying

Parents Say Christmas Carols are Form of Bullying | FOX News & Commentary: Todd Starnes 

What a bunch of Douche Bags.  

Picture of the Day

Douchebaggery - Prairie Village Style

The recent actions against Mike Babick and his Christmas display by the Prairie Village city council  could go down as one of the biggest douche bag elitist moves in the history of the city.  Let's face it, that is hard to do in a city where people bitch about the invasion of BBQ smell in their backyard, the sound of kids playing catch and home to a school that once confused the Mercedes sign for the Peace sign.

For over 30 years now people have been bringing their families to see this awesome display of Christmas past and due to the sniffling and crying of a few people that is all going to come to an end.  I read in that story that the noise, littering, traffic were all to blame but anyone that has been there can tell you that traffic is congested but organized, the noise is low and I have never seen littering going on out there.  Did someone 15 years ago drop a gum wrapper?  Probably but other than that I have never seen a litter problem.

Prairie Village is a joke with a bunch of whiners as residents and a street full of pretentious jack ass's.

I say put the freaking thing up again this year but have Santa pissing on a sign saying  "welcome to perfect village".

Feel free to contact them and tell them how you feel.

Also be sure to check out their group photo.  Have you ever scene a group more in need of a laxative than these uptight pricks?

Ward I Ashley WeaverDale Warman	Ward II Steve NollRuth Hopkins
Ward III Michael KellyAndrew Wang	Ward IV Laura WassmerBrooke Morehead
Ward V David MorrisonCharles Clark	Ward VI David BelzTed Odell

Almost Daily Link Blast - End of Year

We will be shutting down for the next week for the holidays so the link list is a little bit longer than usual.  There is something for everyone so enjoy.  

1. 1975 was a crappy year for Christmas Gifts
2.  Tom Brady's Mansion 
3.  Remember when Prime time TV had decent Christmas specials?  11 memorable episodes
4.  Vanessa Bryant Wins Big
5.  10 TV cameos that you aren't suppose to forget
6.  Need some expensive gift ideas?
7.  Dr. Seuss has a Rick Perry collection
8.  If you are like me you could careless about information regarding marbles.
9.  10 toys that will give you stress relief.
10.  11 Reindeer facts
11.  Have you been busted for having sex at a Sports Stadium?  These 11 people have.
12.  Fukishima is a wasteland
13.  There are at the least 9 different types of drunk people.
14.  Rachel Maddow in a string bikini.... Eww
15.  36 WORST ACTION FIGURES EVER
16. 12 BEST B MOVIES of Christmas
17.  Canned Pussy is coming to the United States. 

18.  The Common vs. Drake Beef is real
19.  Top 10 Internet Memes of 2011
20.  Top 79 Viral Videos of 2011
21.  CAUSE OF DEATH - Eating cocaine out of brothers ass
22.  Top 20 Boxed Wines - If you are the mother of a baby named Lisa, please do not open this link.
23.  10 best movie songs of 2011
24.  8 stages of pulling an all nighter
25.  What your favorite 80's band says about you.
26.  What is your Sleep Profile?
27.  50 things Men want but are afraid to ask for.
28.  The Best commercials of 2011
29.  13 places to get married that will make you crap your pants.
30.  What your toddler is thinking
31.  North Korea's Dark Side
32.  LEGOS Version of the 2011 Wrap up.
33.  Getting chased by the Blair Witch turned this chick into a drug dealer
34.  Redneck crimes typically involve attacking women with bowling balls.

Picture of the day Holiday Edition

Love this one

Almost Daily Link Blast - Holiday Edition

Ho, Ho, Ho bitches

1.  Houses that have crappy holiday decorations.
2.  5 Best loyalty cards for holiday shopping 
3.  Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree pictures 
4.  Radio Shack use to kick ass at Christmas.  Now, not so much.
5.  Macy's will stay open for over 80 hours for the holidays.
6.  11 Christmas Songs that sucked so bad you probably didn't hear them
7.  10 Christmas Carol tidbits
8.  5 Christmas Party Don'ts
9.  Santa Skips Poor countries by choice (video)
10.  Guyism Gift Guide
11.  If you were a kid in the 90's this might of been your Christmas List
12.  11 Holidays to celebrate if you don't like Christmas

The Real Housewives of South Boston - Christmas Special

NORAD SANTA TRACKER

Snoopy Red Baron Christmas

Mr. Magoo's Christmas

YELLOW SNOW

STUFF THAT PISSES ME OFF AT CHRISTMAS


1. Seeing 8 checkout lanes void from a cashier while you wait in a line 10 deep. What makes this even better is when you see 5 or 6 employees of the store standing around customer service chatting. You have two things to do. Scan items, collect money. that is all there is to it and you CAN'T EVEN DO THAT!

2. The jackass that follows you to your car in order to take your spot when you leave. This happened to me last week and I simply started my car, turned it back off and walked back into the store. The look on the guys face was priceless.

3. Special Buys. What a scam this is. In the fine print of the ad you will see the words limited quantity or only 7 per store. They do this to lure you into their store and switch you onto a more expensive product.

4. Blue Christmas lights. Why even bother? These are the ugliest lights on the planet (icicles from the gutters are a close 2nd). I have never met anyone that likes seeing those hideous things.

5. Drooping Christmas lights. If you are going to go to the effort of hanging them up make them straight. Nothing says WT more than drooping lights.

RACE CARD DROPPED OVER TOY PRICE

Yes, I am sure that Toys R' Us  hates dolls of different colors.  I am sure glad that we have brave citizens like this to expose a toy sale as being racist.  Rosa Parks has nothing on you, racist toy warrior.  Wonder how pissed she gets when Macy's has its Whites Sale?

Merry Christmas - Mr. Garrison

Right wing religious extremist must love this song.

CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON XM

Music radio in this town sucks, especially when it comes to holiday music.  Do yourself and your ears a favor and switch to XM.(except for when Petro or Darla's show is on)

SEARS SUCKS!

CHRISTMAS IN JULY? I havent even finished eating my kids Easter Candy!

THE TWELVE DAYS OF A KCMO CHRISTMAS

This is a rough draft so bare with me.

12 School superintendents

11 homicides in planning

10 Vacant homes a burning

9 Teachers striking

8 "Mammies" a milking

7 Companies closing

6 Car jackings

5 an arena with VACANCYYYYYYY

4 City Counsel turds

3 Conventions Leaving

2 Teams that suck

AND A CRAPPY MAYORS CHRISTMAS TREE

THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS TREE EVER?