Showing posts with label kck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kck. Show all posts

Friday, September 09, 2022

Wyco Law Enforcement Might just suck, a little bit

How many stories about F'd up cops in Wyco can 
happen in one blog day?  The number is 3.  3 Stories, 4 officers, and 1 at-risk community.  



3.  Story is below.  

If you reside in KCK and you see those blue lights behind you or you are currently living with a LEO, stay frosty.  

KCK Cop gets off on beating women.

 There is nothing good to say about a man that beats
women and if this story holds up then this guy is a straight-up POS.  Not only is he incapable of protecting the public, but he also can't protect the women he is with, FROM HIMSELF.  

There should be tougher penalties for domestic abusers because it seems to be a problem that is only getting worst, not better. 

Deotis Brown, enjoy getting your cop ass abused by domestic partners in Prison. 


Tuesday, August 16, 2022

KCK Kids get short changed in education

It appears that the incompetent folks in WYCO have once again failed the citizens,

more importantly, the children.  You see, they have created such a poor environment for educators that there are a ton of empty slots left.  Who saw this coming from the land of KCK?  Surely not the readers of this blog...

Their solution......which was applauded by the media as being creative... Having teachers from other states ZOOM IN to teach classes.  Seriously, WTF!!!!

If your kid is attending a KCK public school, yank them, move, bail.  Their futures are fucked.  

Monday, November 29, 2021

WYCO DEM = KC's biggest DOUCHE Aarron Coleman

Going into the election that brought us Aarron Colemon the voters were all warned that this guy
MIGHT be the biggest Gen Z douche to ever walk the face of the earth.  Rarely do people live up to this type of hype but Coleman has actually exceeded it.  This kid is killing it on the douchebag circuit!  It is truly hard to be the biggest douche in politics, especially when you are a newcomer but Coleman makes Trump look like a Care Bear. 
He is such a big douche that even the freaking DailyMail is covering it
!

What does this say about WYCO?  I mean you guys elected him?  Let us forget that you thought that his age/experience was an issue.  Noooooo, you had nobody over 21 years of age in your county that was more qualified than him?
Can you imagine what this kid's rap sheet will look like once he has lived beyond 21 years?  He has done more than any other 21 year old in the history of Wyco to live up to every stereotype that white people in wyco have to live with on a daily basis.  Surely Kansas will pass a "Coleman Bill" of some sort to prevent this from happening again right?  

For whatever reason, Coleman seems to have a real issue with women.  Was he breastfed as a child?  Did the breastfeeding continue too long?  Did his parents put him in dresses and buy him dolls because they wanted a daughter?  I mean this kid's problem with females goes back before high school so there had to be some sort of trauma at a young age.  At 21 you haven't been alive long enough to have had even a serious girlfriend in the modern era and have the scars etc.. from dating/marriage.

This kid won his election by receiving 3,100 votes.  That is it!  The only challenger was a freaking write-in candidate that received 1000 fewer votes than this predator?

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

21 Things You Need To Know About Kansas City Before You Move There - Movoto Real Estate

The folks over at Movoto Real Estate sent me this list that they put together titled  "21 Things You Need To Know About Kansas City Before You Move There".  I think they did a pretty good job because we all know that Kansas is always better than Missouri.

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

The Wire - KCK makes its move?

KCK is making a run for the title but they don't have the horses to make it a year long race.  


1.  Another local stabbing(KCK) and yet no calls for knife bans?  Hypocrites 
2.  Only an Olathe resident could screw up the suicide part of a Murder Suicide.  
3.  It's a sad day when people get shot at "The VIP" in KCK
4.  Sherlock Holmes Not - 6 Years to solve a local bank robbery?
5.  Are there really pedestrians on Independence Avenue?  Lets just call him a customer and leave it at that.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

The Wire - Gobble Gobble

For those of you new to this blog "The Wire" is our compilation of metro crime stories and some commentary regarding the criminals, the location of the crime and the stupidity of their activities.   Over the past 5 years we have been the most accurate of any media resource in predicting the number of homicides that will be committed in the calendar year so yes we know what the hell we are talking about.

1.  Dead Pool on Shaggy Park Lane.. Sounds like a Scooby Doo episode doesn't it?
2.  American Inn guests who don't hear gunshots are missing out on the whole Blue Ridge experience.
3.  So your son grows up to be a wannabee mass murderer and all that you can say is "he was born different"?  Way to rep Missouri.
4.  You know that the are is going to hell when someone in GRAIN VALLEY gets shot.
5.  Quadruple play in KCK.  Pizza Hut shooting.
6.  If you rob a bank with a Pellet Gun then you almost have to be from Sugar Creek.  Silly inbreeds.
7.  One of the best places to get a Tamale in KC was shut down for simply storing a dead deer in the cooler.
8.  Nude video being used as blackmail of Springfield slut.
10.  Girl in KCK nearly gets raped and NOBODY is talking about it.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

The Wire - The JV steps up this weekend

Can KCK make 2012 their year?  Can't they let KCMO have anything?  

1.  2 dead and a freaking BABY wounded in shitsville.  And what the hell is a 16 year old doing at that apartment with a 21 year old???
2.  KCMO is getting soft!  Back in the day (2 weeks ago) there is noway that this would of ended peacefully. 
3. 2 more fine upstanding residents were gunned down by what were surely a couple of silly kids. 
4.  When robbing a Church's chicken it is important to wear your best coat.
5.  Who knew that drug dealers made crappy parents?  KCK again. 
6.  KCK man didn't realize that Kyle James is the only person in the metro that can get away with smakin ho's 

Friday, January 13, 2012

Friday the 13th Kicked KCK's ass

KCK is a terrible place to live on most days BUT this Friday the 13th has elevated the shittyness of JOCO's neighbors to the North.  


1.  2 shot in KCK's beautiful east side.  
2.  Kids aren't even safe bathing in east KCK
3.  This guy was doing great in his police chase UNTIL he entered KCK.
4.  Women in KCK have a short shelf life.  

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Wire - Modern Warfare 4 - East Side Edition

If this keeps up 980 will have to switch from Coats for kids to Caskets for kids this holiday season.

1.  East side residents get biblical on Sunday and start murdering by 2's.   Midtown 2 shot
2.  Another Daily double in East KCMO on Saturday
3.  Shawnee mom leaves 2 kids under 6 at home so she could clean toilets. 
4.  You have to appreciate the work ethic that our murderers have.  Most people would just go home after killing one person but ours stay out and shoot 2 more and then torch one in a fire.  Dedication to ones craft should be admired.  
5.  93 year old man gets his ass killed for being horny for a meth town whore. 
6.  KCK Shooting Victim is keeping it real by not snitching.  
 

Thursday, September 08, 2011

THE WIRE - KCK makes its move

Who said that murderers, pimps, whores and dealers don't have civic pride?  The news is full of KCK residents that are sick and tired of playing 2nd to the Varsity squad in KCMO.  Where there is a will there is a way and these folks stepped up when nobody else would.

1.  Shooting someone in broad daylight takes some guts.  This just proves how badly KCK wants this.  Dead.  
2.  KCK firefighter didn't think it was wrong to molest preteen girls.
3.  Robbing a KCMO bank is like asking a homeless man for a quarter.
4.  20lbs of meth might be enough to make Oprah skinny.  KCK
5.  Only a JOCO pansy would surrender to cops over the phone.  Way to let us all down!
6.  When people in KCMO get shot they drive themselves to the hospital and remove the bullet themselves. JOCO guy cant even make it to the hospital before crashing his car.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Wire - 70 degree days

The Mayans have nothing on my ability to predict future events and this weekends violence proves it.  Never before in this city's recent history have the elitist ruling class been more afraid.  Trust me, in two weeks they will have that area resembling East Germany.  
For over 5 years now we have been discussing the crime epedimic in the metro and for 5 years it has gone ignored.  In this time, city leaders have even stated that violent crime has dropped and the Mayor, city counsel and chief of police have played blind, deaf and dumb.  ONLY NOW that it has reached the sacred grounds of the plaza are people starting to pay attention and promise "action".  

I wouldn't count on it working though.  If we know one thing about liberal elitist in this town it is that they are all symbolism without substance.  

1.  North East residents are pissed at all the attention that the plaza has been getting - Murder
2.  3 Kids shot under the age of 16 in front of Cheescake Factory on the Plaza.  And the one and only decent place left in KCMO is history.  
4.  KCK makes a run at KCMO but falls short with only 2 shootings.  54th and Crap Street.
5.  KCMO shooters aren't sexist - Woman shot/killed

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Soccer Moms join in

Now we have chicks wearing tank tops and driving minivans pulling off robberies.  This chick used a fake bomb to rob this pharmacy (can kck people afford real bombs?).  The only topper would be if she left her infant in the car outside with the windows rolled up.

Stay Classy KCK

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

The Wire - Endurance

Weather is no obstacle when it comes to murdering people in the metro.  The criminals in some city's might be waiting for a cold front but ours are out making it happen. I want you to read the stories below and tell me that you aren't proud to live in the metro. 

1.  IRS building evacuated due to suspicious substance.  Could they of actually found an Emanuel Clever tax return?
2.  WTF is a crime protester? And shouldn't streets lined with corpses be incentive enough to deal with the heat?
3.  Drug deals, murder and hip hop.   We keep it real Yo!
4.  KCK steps up with shootings and a dropped body.  The 913 is on the scoreboard 
5.  2am was bad on both sides of the hood. KCMO slips a murder in at the last minute
6.  These 3 douche bags didn't even realize that they had been stabbed.  Stay Classy!

Sunday, June 05, 2011

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

First weekend in the 90's without rain and production is up in the metros killing fields. 

1.  Well this is a first even for KCMO. Domestic issues solved with Gasoline and matches
2.  Is apologizing for creating child porn enough for the religious right to once again move past the hypocrisy that exists within their groups.
3.  Murder Suicide in the east side.  Mother and Son?
4.  Are knife murders making a come back?  KCK.
5.  Dead woman found in her eastside home.  Suspicious, really? 
6.  KCK residents renovate their neighborhoods with Arson
7.  Federal Stupidity - Feds seize elderberry juice.  Because THAT is the biggest danger facing our country.
8.  KCMO police attempt to keep a murder off the books....

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Slums of JOCO


Can we all finally agree that Roeland Park deserves to be banished from the land of JO?  The behavior displayed by these two teenagers is proof that Roeland Park will never produce a generation of people worthy of the JO on their license plate. 

The only redeeming quality that these kids have is that they dumped the body in KCK where lets face it, what is one more body?

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Kansas City Easter - Blood Bunny

Do gang bangers get time and a half for putting in work on a holiday?

1.  KCK residents participate in the annual dead body hunt.
2.  Cleaver blvd. shooting kicks Easter of in style, The East Side way.
3.  I say we kill these 6 sex offenders and see if they return from the dead.
4.  Missouri trash convicted of raping women in the 80's
5.  If the bullets don't get you in KCK the cars will.