Showing posts with label shawnee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shawnee. Show all posts

Sunday, January 31, 2010

THE WIRE – KC, I MISSED YOU

It is sad that the people of Miami think that KC has a high crime rate and is dangerous lol.  The reputation that the metro area is getting outside of the area is going to put a huge dent in the convention and tourism industry here.  SCARFACE2

1.  I love this story for several reasons but the best is the time and location of the shooting.  This moron was eating from a street vendor at 3am on SW Blvd when he was shot. 

2.  Is it news that houses get broken into when people are asleep

3.  Visitors from a county other than JOCO have to be responsible for breaking up this fine dining event at a Shawnee Wendy’s.

4. 11th & State isn’t the most shocking place to find a dead body in the metro.  Kudos to KCK for getting on the board.

5. PV residents aren’t use to seeing POS trucks in their parking lots.  Bomb Squad called in for no reason.

6.  Multiple Shootings outside of East Side hell hole

7.  Crossroads Douche Bags are having their Starbucks coupons and hacky sacks stolen from their cars.

8. Another dead body in East KCMO

9.  Trash has no age limit in Missouri

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Sunday, October 04, 2009

DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY - JASON MILLER

This douche bag and 3 or 4 of his closest emo friends decided to try and close down Shawnee Mission Park today because of the Deer hunting.  You see Jason thinks that letting the deer in the park run out of food and die is much more humane and people getting killed from deer running out in front of their cars is acceptable........

Friday, October 02, 2009

THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?

Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass.  From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and fast food joints, robbing east side homes full of nothing and now Car Jacking a freaking Kia.  If you bastards don't get your act together we might not set the murder record!


1.  The Kansas City Metro pawn shops are going to be full of crap from Olathe.  So if you are looking to get a good deal on the flow bee mullet attachment now is your chance.


2.  Someone actually carjacked a Kia.  Dumb ass.


3.  If you cant rob people that don't speak english then who can you rob?


4.  Are KCMO residents driving further north to dump their bodies?


5.  Independence will have to go back to Meth


6.  Can West Shawnee succeed from the rest of the city?  This kid is a freaking joke.  Nice job jack ass.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

SHAWNEES GREATEST TALE.



"The salesman said the husband had invited him in, pulled a gun, demanded sex and passed out during the act, police said. The salesman then picked up the gun and about that time the wife got home, he told them."
Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com

This is one for the archives. Great writing by the Star on this too.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION


You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.

1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.

2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.

3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!

5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.

6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.

7. Floater found in toilet creek

8. What a pathetic crook!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

SHAWNEE, A CITY DIVIDED


The temptation to tear into Shawnee for the idiotic rants of this jack ass is strong. BUT I recently had an excellent dinner prepared by friends that live there(in the good part) and was reminded that not all of Shawnee is well Shawnee like.

In an effort to clear up any and all future reports regarding Shawnee incidents I am dividing Shawnee in Half. Anything west of Pflumn is going to be New Shawnee and anything East of there is going to be known as Broke Ass Shawnee.

Once the new county of Blue Valley is created it is the intention of those of us on the planning committee to annex the new part and simply call it Blue Valley East.

Monday, March 17, 2008

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?