Monday, August 19, 2013
Shawnee WT Acts Up
Monday, February 22, 2010
THE WIRE – RED SNOW
1. From the it could only happen in Raytown section – 70 year old man causes explosion, has police stand off and then comes out of the house with a pistol and knife. Awesome!
2. Getting shot in the east side is like skinning your knee in the burbs. Just put a band aid on the boo boo and get back to bangin. That is 2 shot for the score keepers.
3. JOCO residents robbed in Shawnee by lost East Side residents. You don’t find many JOCO folks driving glass houses.
4. Topeka criminals get an early Christmas present.
5. North OP residents continue to reap the benefits of living close to WYCO
6. On a serious note. If you are a chick living in the Waldo area do not walk alone.
7. Lottery Tickets and Smokes are high ticket items in Shawnee.
8. East Side guns don’t jam in the cold.
9. You know your life sucks when you get gunned down standing in the freezing cold on Troost for the crappy metro.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
THE WIRE – KC, I MISSED YOU
It is sad that the people of Miami think that KC has a high crime rate and is dangerous lol. The reputation that the metro area is getting outside of the area is going to put a huge dent in the convention and tourism industry here.
1. I love this story for several reasons but the best is the time and location of the shooting. This moron was eating from a street vendor at 3am on SW Blvd when he was shot.
2. Is it news that houses get broken into when people are asleep?
3. Visitors from a county other than JOCO have to be responsible for breaking up this fine dining event at a Shawnee Wendy’s.
4. 11th & State isn’t the most shocking place to find a dead body in the metro. Kudos to KCK for getting on the board.
5. PV residents aren’t use to seeing POS trucks in their parking lots. Bomb Squad called in for no reason.
6. Multiple Shootings outside of East Side hell hole.
7. Crossroads Douche Bags are having their Starbucks coupons and hacky sacks stolen from their cars.
8. Another dead body in East KCMO.
9. Trash has no age limit in Missouri
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
THE WIRE – JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
When violent crime is this bad in the freezing cold JUST IMAGINE how bad this summer is going to be.
1. Even legal drug dealers are carrying street cannons. Also, what constitutes a suspicious package in KCK?, A paycheck envelope?
2. Dead bodies are migrating south for the winter
3. De’Vonta & Sequoya were arrested today for car wash jacking. Those names are awesome.
4. This latest violent act in Blue Springs just shows that there is nowhere safe on the other side of the state line.
5. You know we are in a recession when people are passing fake 20’s instead of hundreds.
6. Tracking dogs are being used to find McDonalds robbers in Shawnee. Really?
7. KCMO crook got run off by old woman in wheel chair.
8. If you work on Prospect you should get combat pay.
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THE WIRE - WE ARE OFF TO THE RACES
1. You know that your city is poised for big things when fat chicks go on rampages at ghetto Mickey D's.
2. More KC religious leader scum bags in the news.
3. You have to be a special kind of dumb ass to believe that you are being robbed with a kitchen timer bomb. Good job Op.
4. Lenexa man learns to stay in car when road rage occurs.
5. If you are going to kill someone over drugs you should probably wait until its dark outside instead of the middle of the day.
6. Who the hell stops at a gas station on Truman Road? It should be no surprise that this guy got shot.
7. Instead of celebrating a new years baby KCMO names its first murders.
Sunday, October 04, 2009
DOUCHE BAG OF THE DAY - JASON MILLER
Friday, October 02, 2009
THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?
1. The Kansas City Metro pawn shops are going to be full of crap from Olathe. So if you are looking to get a good deal on the flow bee mullet attachment now is your chance.
2. Someone actually carjacked a Kia. Dumb ass.
3. If you cant rob people that don't speak english then who can you rob?
4. Are KCMO residents driving further north to dump their bodies?
5. Independence will have to go back to Meth
6. Can West Shawnee succeed from the rest of the city? This kid is a freaking joke. Nice job jack ass.
Monday, August 17, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Even in the rain Kansas City manages to drop bodies.
1. And they wonder why businesses don't open in the East Side. 1 dead.
2. How WT is this story? Man assaults his girlfriend, runs from police on ATV and then offs himself.
3. Instead of admitting to gang violence in their community most of the city's ignore it due to the bad PR it gives the city.... How is this murder for PR?
4. Nobody dies in KCK on accident...
5. South KC gets gangster.
6. JOCO women run slow........
7. For the last 2 years I have been talking about the crap hole that 75th street area has become......
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
THE WIRE - DEATH AROUND EVERY CORNER
KCMO, YOU SUCK.
1. WTF JOCO! Overland Park, Olathe, Shawnee ALL WITH SEX CRIMES!
2. Man gets his ass beat in KCK on one of the most disgusting streets in the city.
3. Soccer fans take note of this shooting and its location. THIS is where your new complex is going to be.
4. Innocent man killed with stray bullet in front of his little kids in the East Side.
5. Independence and Meth to together like Peanut Butter and Jelly
Sunday, July 26, 2009
THE WIRE - MONEY GONE
1. The gangsterization of Lawrence continues outside of the campus.
2. The only thing Parallel to KCK is hell. Just ask these two bastards.
3. KCK Teen travels to Shawnee to rape women.
4. Another automotive tomb in the East Side.
5. KCK man shot to kick the weekend off.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
SHAWNEES GREATEST TALE.
"The salesman said the husband had invited him in, pulled a gun, demanded sex and passed out during the act, police said. The salesman then picked up the gun and about that time the wife got home, he told them."
Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com
This is one for the archives. Great writing by the Star on this too.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
THE WIRE - A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE.
As the metro slips deeper into gang violence the police are doing what???????
1. It isnt safe for old people(or anyone) to drive in KCK. Just ask this 60 year old that got beaten and dragged.
2. 16 year old killed in gang related shooting didn't go out without a fight.
3. Texting leads to standoff and suicide in JOCO.
4. Add 2 more to the tally of the shooting above.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
THE WIRE - PANIC ZONE
Back in the mid 80's there was a rapper that called himself the Arabian Prince. The dude only had two songs that were any good so you MIGHT not of heard of him. Anyways one the songs "Panic Zone" is a very fitting song for "The Wire" today.
1. Hispanic robbers are at least passionate. Just ask this lady who got a kiss from the criminal that just jacked yet another Hispanic Market. Blind, deaf & dumb people have yet to make the connection to the Mexican Mafia. That is why you have me.
2. Luck #13 for 7-11 on Wornall.
3. Public intoxication enough to commit suicide? You Wyco bastards are crazy!
4. When its a little muggy outside it is a good idea to take your stabbings indoors. Good thinking KCK.
5. Isn't it good sportsmanship to shake hands before a fight? They got this story all wrong.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
JOCO HISTORY
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Sunday, April 05, 2009
THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION
You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.
1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.
2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.
3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!
5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.
6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.
7. Floater found in toilet creek
8. What a pathetic crook!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
SHAWNEE, A CITY DIVIDED
The temptation to tear into Shawnee for the idiotic rants of this jack ass is strong. BUT I recently had an excellent dinner prepared by friends that live there(in the good part) and was reminded that not all of Shawnee is well Shawnee like.
In an effort to clear up any and all future reports regarding Shawnee incidents I am dividing Shawnee in Half. Anything west of Pflumn is going to be New Shawnee and anything East of there is going to be known as Broke Ass Shawnee.
Once the new county of Blue Valley is created it is the intention of those of us on the planning committee to annex the new part and simply call it Blue Valley East.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Monday, March 17, 2008
QUICK HITS
1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.
2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.
3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.
4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.
5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?