Showing posts with label douchebaggery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label douchebaggery. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

KC Douchebag of the day - KEITZMAN


I don't listen to this ass clowns show anymore so I am glad that Tony posted the latest comments from Greg Hall today regarding yet another Keitzman meltdown.  Keitzman wants to have it both ways, be hard hitting and controversial and question people etc.. but is a sensitive little girl when people are critical of him.  

Keitzmans latest social media meltdown isn't his first time exposing his thin skin when it comes to internet comments.  Back in 2001/2002 WHB ran a very popular internet message board that had thousands of posters and covered everything from sports to politics.  Most of the hosts interacted with posters but Kietzman was of course too much of a wimp to interact and had flunkies read him the posts that were critical of him.

Keitzman shut this message board down once people started talking about the so called "family mans" alleged affair with one of his employees that allegedly lead to his divorce.  If you ever ask Keitzman about this incident he gets extremely angry and defensive.  Ironic considering he blasts athletes, owners, managers and other media personalities for their indiscretions.  

Most of Kansas City knows that this guy is a douchebag so this latest rant against local fans and listeners shouldn't shock anyone.  

Monday, September 16, 2013

KC DOUCHE's of the day

The top 4 Metro Douche Bags for Monday are 

1.  Phil Cosby for his attempt at being Overland Park's moral authority once again.  
2.  Michael Bray for robbing a an 85 year old disabled veteran.  This guy is such a douche that his own mother turned him in.
3.  Chris Koster for holding yet another summit on violence in the metro.  Less talk and more action would be nice for a change.
4.  East Side Parents for allowing their kids to get pepper sprayed at the plaza.  MAYBE if you acted like ohhhhh I dunno, PARENTS, your kids wouldn't be put into these situations. 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Dipshit Poet Society

What happens when you give an ignorant hipster wannabe poet a little attention in metro blogs?  The ultra sensitive and extremely untalented get offended and cry to the blogger and label it's readers as racist and uneducated...

I am pretty sure that there are more doctors, lawyers and business executives that read our local blogs than attend some hipster poetry reading.  Seriously, what does a poet make annually?  20k?  lol.  Someone needs to tell these coffee house burnouts that it's time to grow up and contribute to society in a meaningful way and to be grateful that someone even noticed their otherwise nonexistent "art".

Friday, April 20, 2012

You might be a Douche Bag if..

You might be a douche bag  if.....

1.  If you believe that Legos are sexist.
2.  Take a wrong turn into Mexico with over 250k rounds of ammo
3.  You are the man in the headline "pregnant man and his wife separate"
4.  You were the doctor that couldn't figure out the cause of death on a woman that drank 10 liters of  Coke a day until you performed an autopsy.
5.  Think that a Secret Service agent admitting to checking out Sarah Palin is news.
6.  Think that lining up your students and firing blanks at them is a good idea at school.
7.  That Starbucks put crushed bugs in their drinks and you still drank it.
8.  Are over 70 years old and accept a new coaching job
9.  Think that you are going to get a hooker that looks like this for $47

Friday, August 06, 2010

Sunday, October 04, 2009


This douche bag and 3 or 4 of his closest emo friends decided to try and close down Shawnee Mission Park today because of the Deer hunting.  You see Jason thinks that letting the deer in the park run out of food and die is much more humane and people getting killed from deer running out in front of their cars is acceptable........

Saturday, September 19, 2009



Chances are that you have never heard of him (consider yourself lucky) but those of us that still have scars from his attempt at baseball talk and white guilt aren't as lucky. 

This week the douche bag threw a temper tantrum about Soren Petro calling him out and well, it was a pathetic.  There is no crying in sports talk radio!  Grow up. 

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


The guy that tells everyone that he has a TYPE A personality is typically one of the biggest douche bags you will ever know. If you are a Type A personality you typically don't have to tell people. they will know.