The top 4 Metro Douche Bags for Monday are

2. Michael Bray for robbing a an 85 year old disabled veteran. This guy is such a douche that his own mother turned him in.
3. Chris Koster for holding yet another summit on violence in the metro. Less talk and more action would be nice for a change.
4. East Side Parents for allowing their kids to get pepper sprayed at the plaza. MAYBE if you acted like ohhhhh I dunno, PARENTS, your kids wouldn't be put into these situations.