Independence, MO Pedo Sting nabs a Perv

 Here is the good news for parents sending their kids off to school this week.  This
pedo was a bus driver in 2016 & 2017 for First Student.  Soooooo, if you have a kid that rode his bus during that time frame, you might need to check in with them.  

This Pedo did upgrade his attempted accommodations by choosing the Stoney Creek Hotel in Independence.  When I did a google image search of the place I was expecting a row of trap houses with mattresses on the floor but this place actually looks decent.  Surprising considering the story consists of pedo and Independence.  

Blair Marshall, the accused perv is free on Bail

The Wire - KCK makes its move?

KCK is making a run for the title but they don't have the horses to make it a year long race.  

1.  Another local stabbing(KCK) and yet no calls for knife bans?  Hypocrites 

2.  Only an Olathe resident could screw up the suicide part of a Murder Suicide.  
3.  It's a sad day when people get shot at "The VIP" in KCK
4.  Sherlock Holmes Not - 6 Years to solve a local bank robbery?
5.  Are there really pedestrians on Independence Avenue?  Lets just call him a customer and leave it at that.

The Wire - It's Good To be Needed

I receive emails all the time asking me why I stopped "The Wire".  My answer is always the same, it became to repetitive.  However, I do feel like now is a good time to bring it back.  So Enjoy and make sure that you don't end up in The Wire.

1.  A nature walk in the East Side isn't complete unless you find a corpse.  Congrats!
2.  Shot in the head BUT no life threatening injuries?  I guess brain damage and Independence kinda go hand n hand all ready.  Enjoy the home invasion!
3.  It is good to see that people are still targeting Fast Food spots to jack.  Someone needs to tell them that armed robbery is armed robbery and they might as well go for a bigger score.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE 
4.  Non Profit for Whores gets robbed...and nobody cared.  Seriously, Whores have a nonprofit?  Aren't they all ready tax free? Greedy Whores.

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

While the rest of the world watches the best athletes in the world, lets see how some of the best killers, pimps, vandals, robbers, kidnappers and rapist are doing. 

1.  What are the odds of that the people vandalising the Roeland Park cars were from S. Joco?  Ya know, trying to get the people in that city to become part of Wyco...
2.  Even redneck sherrifs in the middle of bum f'd Kansas are doing/distributing Meth.  
3.  You know Independence is F'd Up when the senior citizens are robbing banks.
4.  First no sleep and now no living on Brooklyn.
5.  Turns out that the only bombs that Wal Mart was responsible for were those on a baseball field in Seatle this weekend.
6.  WT from Oklahoma responsible for robbing Kansas Banks.
7.  Olathe residents aren't cooperative when it comes to going to jail
8.  Fatman robs OP Bank.  He was wearing black though so that he could look slim for the security cameras.

The Wire - WTF KC?

Hope does not exist in 50% of the metro.  

1.   East side adds burning bodies to its bag of tricks.  What makes this one extra special is that this was done at 630pm
2.  East side women get their asses kicked/shot by one of the areas finest.
3.  Raytown continues its downward slide with the drive by shooting of a senior citizen.
4.  Why any cab driver would venture into East KCMO is beyond me.  Murder
5.  Prospect is to murder as Olathe is to white trash. Murder
6.  Raytown is as good of a place as any to get shot.
7.  Double play tonight in the East Side.

THE WIRE - Funkhouser is dangerous

 

It is good to be back discussing crime in this jacked up city.  Can anyone say that the violence in this city has seen any reduction in the past 3 years?  Then why the hell would you want to reelect Funkhouser?  Are sidewalks in front of schools more important than saving lives?  This man and his administration have been a failure in protecting the citizens of Kansas City which is truly the only job that the government should do. 

1. Pedophile was a Scout Leader and Cop?  Don't these groups do any background checks?
2.  Apparently the threat of terrorism and violent crime in our city has vanished.  Why else would they spend so much time and money on a freaking online gambling ring.
3.  "Tougher neighborhoods"?  Reading this story you would think that this took place in East KCMO and not Overland Park.  Nice writing.
4. Independence Cop tries out for the part of Barney Fife.
5.  KCK cops raid the ONE apartment complex in KCK that doesn't have a drug lab.  What are the odds?

ANDRE AGGASI FROM INDEPENDENCE?

WHO KNEW?

First the mullet and now the meth

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Even in the rain Kansas City manages to drop bodies.

1. And they wonder why businesses don't open in the East Side. 1 dead.

2. How WT is this story? Man assaults his girlfriend, runs from police on ATV and then offs himself.

3. Instead of admitting to gang violence in their community most of the city's ignore it due to the bad PR it gives the city.... How is this murder for PR?

4. Nobody dies in KCK on accident...

5. South KC gets gangster.

6. JOCO women run slow........
7. For the last 2 years I have been talking about the crap hole that 75th street area has become......

THE WIRE - DEATH AROUND EVERY CORNER

KCMO, YOU SUCK.

1. WTF JOCO! Overland Park, Olathe, Shawnee ALL WITH SEX CRIMES!

2. Man gets his ass beat in KCK on one of the most disgusting streets in the city.

3. Soccer fans take note of this shooting and its location. THIS is where your new complex is going to be.

4. Innocent man killed with stray bullet in front of his little kids in the East Side.

5. Independence and Meth to together like Peanut Butter and Jelly

THE WIRE - WAR

Would the gang wars in this town be over quicker if we simply backed off and let them fight to the end?

1. A couple of days ago I made a joke about KC being just like Compton. Well today thanks to yet another police standoff I learned that we have a CRENSHAW too. The funny thing is both streets are in crap hole areas of their cities.

2. Independence residents should be worried about real crime instead of kids fighting. This has been happening forever.

3. Are the police really surprised that two people involved in a Prospect shooting are going to tell the truth?

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Damn, was Noah in charge of crime this weekend. It seems that stabbings, murders, shootings and drive by's all came in two's. NOW THIS is a bible story I could get into.........OH, and how about you folks that fled KCMO to a suburb on the Missouri side? Damn.

1. Blue Springs is quickly becoming yet another doomed KCMO suburb. 2 people got Bobby Flayed.

2. Of all the places on the Plaza they could of robbed they chose this one?
3. Another standoff in Lee's Summit.

4. East Side bodies still dropping despite Funkhousers stance against guns. Well imagine that.

5. Independence doubles down on shootings.

6. KCK drive by shooters are improving their aim.

THE WIRE - DOUCHE BAGS AND GANGSTERS

If it wasn't for the slums surrounding gods country here in JOCO life would truly be boring. You idiots seriously make things interesting with all of your shootings and lame crime prevention ideas.

1. STD's and Bullet wounds. Sounds like a great name for a Westport Bar.

2. Once again Nothing good ever happens in KCK let alone after 2am.

3. This is too good to be true! Block parties to prevent crimes! If ever there was a case of symbolism over substance this is it. The douche bag that came up with this is freaking awesome.

THE WIRE - RETURN OF THE CHAMPIONS

Welcome back killers..

1. KCK steps up to the plate and delivers. One dropped.


2. Even shrines to the teenage dead are targets in the jacked up city.


3. The lord provided Copper for them to sell.

THE WIRE - AHHHHHHH SUMMER

Summer time crime is always the best. Pour yourself a glass of lemonade, take your laptop out to your front porch and thank god that you dont live in KCK or KCMO.

1. This story doesn't make the Mission Police department look all that good.

2. Turns out the dude that got shot on Belmont Tuesday night was a gang murder. There is no way that I woulda guessed that......

3. KCK woman arrested after finding her man carved up like a pumpkin.

4. It is no longer safe to leave anything outside in Lee's Summit.

5. 15th, 9th, Cypress and Van Brundt. 4 streets that people from the burbs will never see. Yet another shooting.

6. How could he hear them say stop? Perv in Olathe Library.

7. 20 years after it MIGHT have made a difference: Independence is asking for a gang unit.

8. Missouri never stopped being a slave state.........

HOLY WT CRIME SPREES BATMAN!

The list of stuff the stole is right out of the WT starter kit.

THE WIRE - SHOOTINGS, ARSON AND ASS KICKINGS

It is good to see that violent crime is back in KCMO. We missed you. Also I have to give props to the people of Independence for the strangest arson I have ever seen. KCK you are on notice!

1. 2 shot, 1 killed in a shooting in Kansas City, Missouri. I will have to remember that line for my 12 days of a KCMO Christmas Carol next year.

2. You gotta admire the fight that these two had in them. Not only did they hold off cops for 6 hours BUT they did it in a freaking burning building as their skin melted. Makes you wonder if there was something more to this doesn't it?

3. Can you imagine all the great smart ass comments you could make as you kicked someones ass in a Burger King parking lot? It almost makes it worth it.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

When you take a couple of days off of blogging it is amazing how much you miss.

1. KCK is off the hook. They didn't even say how many people were shot instead they used "multiple".

2. Nothing is off limits in KCK. Two little girls were shot last Friday night just for living in KCK.

3. Independence man gutted like a fish.

4. You know your city is F'D up when people start trying to steal rescue vehicles.

THE WIRE - STEADY MOBBIN'

"its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six" seemed to be the words of the weekend in the news.

1. Friendship Village sounds like a weird place to have a shooting..... That is until you find out it is in KCMO.

2. KCMO violence is starting to spill into the burbs of Mo. This time it was two people shot in Blue Springs.

3. Lawrence, Ks returns back to its thugish ways when two people don't get it their way in a BK parking lot.

4. You know your gangster when you pull a gun on a an old dude that can't leave his bed.

5. KCMO Shooters Hit 4 and kill 2.

6. Independence gets into the game with yet another homicide.

THE WIRE - FRIDAY THE 13TH EDITION

CRYSTAL LAKE IS SAFE COMPARED TO KCMO

1. KCMO is full of killers with higher body counts than Jason. This poor bastard is another example of the crap hole that KCMO is.

2 Why do we have tougher laws for drug dealers than we do for sexual predators?

3. Mother convicted of WT redneck child abuse.

4. Why are standoffs that don't end in bloodshed even newsworthy. Especially in Independence.

THE INDEPENDENCE TRIFECTA

Unlike the race track, the odds of three people getting shot in Independence over a weekend are pretty good.