Showing posts with label blue springs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blue springs. Show all posts

Sunday, April 05, 2009

THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION


You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.

1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.

2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.

3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!

5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.

6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.

7. Floater found in toilet creek

8. What a pathetic crook!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

THE WIRE


If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.

1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.

2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.

3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.

4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.

7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?

8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?

9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.

10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.

Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

QUICK HITS



1. Blue Springs pulls off the trifecta in duplex shooting that includes a 14 year old kid.

2. Further proof that car dealerships will screw you in more ways than a horny midget with epilepsy.

3. Jay Nixon in the east side....I am sure that he and Obama will fix all of their problems.

4. Sprint lost nearly ONE MILLION customer in a single quarter. Yet another losing KC Franchise.

5. Is it a coincidence that KCK is bulking up its National Guard forces? If ever there was a place in America that needed a military presence it is that crap hole. They should turn KCK into an urban warfare training school.

6. If you are going to video tape the rape and murder of a woman the chances of you getting the death penalty are pretty good.

7. If you want to revive your career playing a lesbian is always a good move. Kudos to you Brittney.

8. Mountain lion eats family dog.......while inside the house.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE


It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.

1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.

2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.