THE WIRE – JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

When violent crime is this bad in the freezing cold JUST IMAGINE how bad this summer is going to be. 

1.  Even legal drug dealers are carrying street cannons.  Also, what constitutes a suspicious package in KCK?, A paycheck envelope?

2.  Dead bodies are migrating south for the winter

3.  De’Vonta & Sequoya were arrested today for car wash jacking.  Those names are awesome. 

4.  This latest violent act in Blue Springs just shows that there is nowhere safe on the other side of the state line.

5.  You know we are in a recession when people are passing fake 20’s instead of hundreds.

6. Tracking dogs are being used to find McDonalds robbers in Shawnee.  Really?

7.  KCMO crook got run off by old woman in wheel chair.

8.  If you work on Prospect you should get combat pay.

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THE WIRE - "KCMO IS FULL OF CULTURE & EXCITEMENT"

Some jack ass actually said that to me this week.  He then went on to tell me that crime in the city only exists in the East Side and he doesn't think it has an effect on the rest of the city.  I asked him where he lived and he said Brookside.........Enough said. 


1.  Teenagers in Blue Springs will have to deal with the fact that they live in a remote crap hole without the use of booze.  
2.  Murders have become such a part of our headlines in Kansas City that the thing that caught my eye in this story was that the two kids that found their mothered at home were going to take a TAXI to school.  Seriously?  A taxi?
3.  TO SERVE AND MOLEST - Jackson Counties finest.
4.  This is a stick up, everybody get face down.........
5.  14 year old girl gets in car with stranger..............  The parents of this kid need to be bitch slapped.
6.  Why in the hell would you rob a shoe store that sells $5 shoes.  Come on people, lets get with it.
7.  Awesome! If more robbers were getting shot by employees the world would be safer.

THE WIRE - KEVLAR EDITION

You just KNEW that something big was going to go down this weekend. Things have been to quiet around here. That is until the weather changes of course. You see it is hard to get at your targets when they are inside avoiding the cold and flu season BUT once that weather changes people are outside and easy to get. Remember to thank your city leaders, community activists and tulip bulbs for stepping up their efforts.

1. The East Side steps up to the plate this weekend by dropping 5 and killing 1. Stay Crappy KCMO.

2. KCK ramps up its efforts with a nice drive by shooting that hit 5 people.

3. If you were an Independence cop wouldn't you assume that everyone was guilty of something?
4. A standoff with police seems pretty tame compared to the rest of the crap that went down this weekend. Congrats Shawnee!

5. South KC gets in on the fun with a shooting of their own.

6. Blue Springs is starting to feel the effects of being too close to KCMO. Carjackings are so unoriginal.

7. Floater found in toilet creek

8. What a pathetic crook!

THE WIRE - STEADY MOBBIN'

"its better to be judged by 12 than carried by six" seemed to be the words of the weekend in the news.

1. Friendship Village sounds like a weird place to have a shooting..... That is until you find out it is in KCMO.

2. KCMO violence is starting to spill into the burbs of Mo. This time it was two people shot in Blue Springs.

3. Lawrence, Ks returns back to its thugish ways when two people don't get it their way in a BK parking lot.

4. You know your gangster when you pull a gun on a an old dude that can't leave his bed.

5. KCMO Shooters Hit 4 and kill 2.

6. Independence gets into the game with yet another homicide.

QUICK HITS

In the words of the D.O.C., Nobody does it better!

1. The policies of Obama are making people distance themselves from his certain failure.

2. 1% growth in retail without total socialism?

3. By switching to 4 day work weeks NYC city workers now work 1 day more a week than KCMO employees.

4. Who knew that the Saudis were Crips?

5. American Idol kicks one of the few cute chicks to advance to the curb....Its going to be a tough season for us guys...

6. Philly chick likes burning

7. Tree Man is Back and Uglier than ever.

8. Local Traveler got the full KCMO experience in his hotel room last night

9. The smell of KCMO frightens Blue Springs students.

10. Darwinism is on the way out.

THE WIRE

If George Jefferson lived in Kansas City do you think he would want to move on up to the East Side? Hell no. Here is your 3 day catch up.

1. KCMO Killers show no class by driving a Taurus to commit murders. Put that drug money to use and get yourself a Lexus.

2. Something tells me that enrollment in this KCMO program is going to be higher than that of the KCMO School District. I guarantee that the people that end up with degrees in both will be the same.

3. KCMO residents decide to loot bank before Wall Street does. I admire the foresight that these gentlemen have.

4. Blue Springs HS Student charged in raping a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

5. OP 45 year old charged with fondeling a 12 year old. Give him the chair.

6. Drive up restraunts in KCMO mean Drive Up robberies. If you own a business in KCMO the more security the better.

7. Is there a reason that Olathe is in JOCO?

8. Did LJ move to Lawrence?

9. KCMO has more murders than bottles of beeer on the wall. A city full of "culture" claims numbers 105 & 106 last night.

10. Future serial killers caught in burgulary.

Stay tuned for tomorrows End of the Year Murder prediction.

QUICK HITS

1. Blue Springs pulls off the trifecta in duplex shooting that includes a 14 year old kid.

2. Further proof that car dealerships will screw you in more ways than a horny midget with epilepsy.

3. Jay Nixon in the east side....I am sure that he and Obama will fix all of their problems.

4. Sprint lost nearly ONE MILLION customer in a single quarter. Yet another losing KC Franchise.

5. Is it a coincidence that KCK is bulking up its National Guard forces? If ever there was a place in America that needed a military presence it is that crap hole. They should turn KCK into an urban warfare training school.

6. If you are going to video tape the rape and murder of a woman the chances of you getting the death penalty are pretty good.

7. If you want to revive your career playing a lesbian is always a good move. Kudos to you Brittney.

8. Mountain lion eats family dog.......while inside the house.

OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE

It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.

1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.

2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.