Britney Spears - New and Improved?

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Britney Spears messed her life up so much that songs about threesomes are actually good for her image......

BRITNEY SPEARS EWW

You will thank me for saving this link for after lunch. Topless.

QUICK HITS

1. Blue Springs pulls off the trifecta in duplex shooting that includes a 14 year old kid.

2. Further proof that car dealerships will screw you in more ways than a horny midget with epilepsy.

3. Jay Nixon in the east side....I am sure that he and Obama will fix all of their problems.

4. Sprint lost nearly ONE MILLION customer in a single quarter. Yet another losing KC Franchise.

5. Is it a coincidence that KCK is bulking up its National Guard forces? If ever there was a place in America that needed a military presence it is that crap hole. They should turn KCK into an urban warfare training school.

6. If you are going to video tape the rape and murder of a woman the chances of you getting the death penalty are pretty good.

7. If you want to revive your career playing a lesbian is always a good move. Kudos to you Brittney.

8. Mountain lion eats family dog.......while inside the house.

QUICK HITS

1. Girlfriend, its whats for dinner.

2. Kansas City finally gets a QB it is just to bad that he is going to be playing prison ball.

3. Hillary Clinton is finished and so are the coattails of her husband. Such a sad day.

4. Guys everywhere that had Britney Spears on their laminated top 5 list may actually have a shot now. If ever there was a time to land this chick it is now. Her friends, family, employees etc... are all leaving her. Here is your chance to be the ultimate rebound guy.

5. Does anyone watch the Golden Globes anyways? This could be the one good thing to come out of the writers strike. Less awards shows and more sports = good TV.

6. KCTV-5 can't tell if they are in KCK or KCMO? Story says KCK, graphic KCMO. It is sad that our news people don't know the city well enough to get that right.

BRITNEY AND JAMIE LYN: A TRAILER PARK STORY

These gals keep proving that you can take the WT out of the trailer put you can never take the WT out of them. 16 years old and knocked up! How does this happen to someone when they have Americas poster child for Crappy Mom as a big sister?

The most shocking thing is that she called the guy that is to play the role of "daddy" her long time lover. Mistakes happen, I get that but she is proud of this. BUT THIS IS RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is 16 & he is 19. Long time? Isn't that rape?

Where the hell is the Dad in all of this?

GOOD NEWS FOR CARRIE

Carrie Underwood is able to finish up her week with her head held high despite losing out to Britney Spears in Album sales. Last night she won (for the 2nd year in a row) best female vocalist at the CMA's.


Who woulda thought that a Pop Singer would end up being more "WT" than a country singer?

If ever there was proof that Drugs are bad-Britney Spears

Last nights performance by Britney Spears has now replaced the cracked egg in the frying pan demonstration for the "your brain on drugs" commercial. How in the hell did her people let her get like this?

Men every where that thought they would never have a shot with Britney Spears are not returning her calls.