Showing posts with label lee's summit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lee's summit. Show all posts

Sunday, August 02, 2009

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP


Damn, was Noah in charge of crime this weekend. It seems that stabbings, murders, shootings and drive by's all came in two's. NOW THIS is a bible story I could get into.........OH, and how about you folks that fled KCMO to a suburb on the Missouri side? Damn.

1. Blue Springs is quickly becoming yet another doomed KCMO suburb. 2 people got Bobby Flayed.

2. Of all the places on the Plaza they could of robbed they chose this one?
3. Another standoff in Lee's Summit.

4. East Side bodies still dropping despite Funkhousers stance against guns. Well imagine that.

5. Independence doubles down on shootings.

6. KCK drive by shooters are improving their aim.

Monday, January 12, 2009

2009 POWER RANKINGS


THE 2009 VIOLENT CRIME POWER RANKINGS ARE IN.

HERE ARE YOUR TOP 5.

1. KCMO.....John Wooden couldn't touch this record

2. Lee's Summit...........Who woulda thought?

3. KCK

4. Grandview

5. Olathe

Sunday, December 21, 2008

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP


I wonder how the cold weather effected the hardworking killers, dealers, bangers and whores of the Metro area.

1. Mental Case loose in KCK. Talk about finding a needle in a haystack............

2. Metro residents living in rural areas are no longer safe from the criminals ways of KCMO.

3. The odds of actually running across a taxi while in the metro are slim to none. That is what makes the story of this recent KCK shooting victim all that much more incredible.

4. Who hasn't killed someone this way??????????????

5. Lee's Summit is slowly turning into a KCMO anex. Yet another shooting in the burbs.

6. Talk about using your resources. This is a great story about a local prison escape.

Monday, September 29, 2008

THE WIRE


I JUST KNEW SUNDAY WOULD BE A BIG DAY. While the rest of you were getting robbed at church the fine East Side Citizens were hard at work.

1. You gotta love it when Drive by shootings start hitting the Burbs (in Mo). Maybe there will be some attention paid to the crime problem the more this happens.

2. "Gun Battle" at 47th and Elmwood. Add elmwood to the streets I wouldn't of know about had there not been a shooting.

3. Having a Cash America store on Truman road is not really a good idea. Here is a tip, if you put a cash store in a neighborhood full of people that have no cash you WILL GET ROBBED.

Over/Under for today: 3

Monday, July 28, 2008

VIOLENT KC WEEKEND.


Aren't they all violent?


1. Even 13 year old chicks will kill you in KCK. When did Barbie start coming with a Deagle?

2. If you thought you had fly problems at your last picnic, imagine what a picnic at Noble park is going to be like now......That's right folks, yet another body found.

3. Independence avenue could be the biggest crap hole in the metro so finding a dead body there should be no surprise.

4. THERE IS NOT AN ARSON PROBLEM IN THE METRO....

5. Grandview invades Lee's Summit.

6. Another East Side Home Invasion..........

7. Grain Valley Psycho goes on trial today for killing his mom and trying to kill his dad.

8. Olathe cops are currently pulling over everyone with Missouri or Wyco plates.

9. Home invaders in Gladstone get creative and use a bayonet . Nice touch fellas.

10. Going to church could get you killed...

Monday, July 14, 2008

SORRY HATERS


Does it get any worst for Missouri dwellers? Money magazine ranks the KANSAS suburb of OP as the 9th best place to live and Olathe the 11th best place. Lees Summit..........#79.

In other rankings Gangbanger Illustrated has ranked KCMO #4 in the nation, KCK finished #15.

Monday, March 17, 2008

QUICK HITS

Not looking good in the burbs.

1. These two idiots made it a whole 3 blocks before crashing the car that they jacked. I hope those 3 minutes were worth the 10 years that you will be getting.

2. Lee's Summit woman shot by ex boyfriend. Either she was a skank that cheated on him or he was a psycho. I am going to have to go with a combination of both.

3. Knives seem to be the affordable option nowadays when it comes to attempted murder. The gang bangers of this town need to form a bullet coop.

4. Lenexa wannabes want to be like the Varsity in KCMO and have switched to knives.

5. House was burnt but how were the ribs?