Elitist Want to Kill off Population

Video: UN Climate Change Official Says “We Should Make Every Effort” To Depopulate The Planet Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind!

We should start with this douche bag.

Headline of the Day - Flipper Edition

NASA Employee Talks Sex Encounters Dolphin | The Daily Caller

 

Headline of the Day - Wu Tang Edition

Rapper Reportedly Cuts Off Penis, Jumps Off Balcony in Suicide Attempt

This is awesome on a lot of levels1.  He jumped off a 2nd story balcony thinking that he would die2.  This money quote "It wasn't immediately known if doctors were attempting to reattach his penis."

Headline of the Day - Pit Bull Edition

Man accused of sex with pit bull - New York News

Two things.  

1. If you were to picture a guy that would do this wouldn't he look just like this guy?
2. Of course it's in Florida

Headline of the Day - Masturbating disfigured arsonist

Man accused of arson at Tampa apartment community | Tampa Bay Times

Man accused of setting fire after masturbation complaints - Sun Sentinel

"Haskins, who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face"

Might be the headline and the year due to the picture that came with it.

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How this story didn’t take place in KCK or Independence is beyond me.

Hidden Glass Meth Pipe Causes A Bloody Mess | The Smoking Gun

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Amish buggy horse killed in drive-by shooting in Pennsylvania - Yahoo News Canada 

Never thought I would ever see this one.

Headline of the Day - Fire + Testicles = ....

Boyfriend Catches Guy in Bed with Girlfriend, Sets His Balls on Fire 

Headline of the Day - I have been waiting a long time for this one!!!!!!!

Headline of the day - Obama Priorities Edition

Shutdown overreach: More guards at WWII memorial than Benghazi; Park Service closes park it doesn't run | WashingtonExaminer.com 

Headline of the Day - Coat Hanger edition

Classy Right-Wing Pundit Erick Erickson Directs Liberals To Coat Hanger Sales Site After Texas Abortion Bill Passes | Alternet 

Serious New Crime Epidemic about to take over Missouri

Man injured in knife fight between carnival workers | Local News - KMBC Home 

CARNIE ON CARNIE CRIME!  

Most Missouri residents are barely above the "carnie level" so can you think of a better state for this crime epidemic to start in?  On the bright side this might finally reduce the number of inbreed residents in the state.

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MUSLIM BANK LAUNCHES SHARIAH-COMPLIANT MASTERCARD WITH COMPASS POINTING TOWARD MECCA

Giving a credit card to terrorist - Priceless

Headline of the Day - KCPD

"Autopsy turns up gunshot wound in man's death"

They had to do an autopsy to discover a bullet wound!!!!!!!!

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"Man eaten by hogs at Oregon farm"

One word.... AWESOME

Headline of the Day - Love Seat

"Man Busted For Curbside Sex With Old Couch

Human-furniture coupling was interrupted by off-duty officer"

Ummmm......was the couch consenting or was it a legitimate rape?

Headline of the Day - Not so Deep Impact

Researchers also say air pollution has also been shown to “negatively impact penis size.” http://cbsloc.al/PsUhgq

and yet most porn is made in California

Headline of the Day - Food Stamp Edition

"Va. farmers' markets to get food stamp machines"

Headline of the day - WT KY KS Walmart

"Kansas Couple Arrested For Walmart Sex

Cops: Pair swiped K-Y Jelly, got busy in front of fellow shoppers"

She looks exactly like the type of chick that would do that.  

Headline of the Day - Further proof that KC kids are behind

"11-YEAR-OLD WANDERING CHICAGO STREETS WITH MOLOTOV COCKTAIL"

Until our young people can show this type of dedication Kansas City will always be just a cow town.
Chicago kids also mug WWII vets.