Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

Not So Daily Link Blast

Because I know how to use Google and you bastards don't.

1.  Lame morons embarrassing themselves tomorrow with bad jokes = YOU Top 10 April Fools Day pranks caught on video = them.
2. Victoria's Secret launches Swim Suit line - Yes there are pictures (lots and lots of pictures)
3.  122 of best PC Games in the past 22 years. How the hell is Mine Sweeper on that list?  Who the hell ever figured out how to play that damn thing?
4.  Remember the WOPR?  Top 10 computers in movie history.
5.  BreweryMap.COM- Could this be the app of the year?
6.   Born a Lard Ass?  132 lbs 3 year old
7.  Betty White hosting a punked show for old farts?  This could be must see TV
8.  KCK and KCMO residents won't notice this infestation - Stinkbug Invasion!  
9.  Bueller!
10.  As a kid I had a Dominique Wilkins poster next to the one I had of Bo Jackson.  Now the guy is getting his ass kicked by random fans in the street.

Not So Daily Link Blast

Enjoy today's installment you lazy non internet searching bastards.
1.  Take a look at what advertisements for Facebook, Twitter and Skype would look like in the 50's
2.  Great video find of Belfast in 1901
3.  I figure I better post this one now before we get to close to Easter.  15 awesome church signs.
4.  Brand new video of the Tsunami - Unreal
5.  The 40 oz. Archive - The greatest archive of malt liquor in the world.
6.  Retro Hand Held Game collection - Yes it is playable.
7.  This is a link that many of you need to follow - 300 blogger templates. You no longer have an excuse for having a crappy looking blog.
8.  Bookmark these sites today for your 2012 Olympic coverage.

9. Did Tiger Woods pick up his new girlfriend at Nick & Jakes?  You can find 100's of chicks that look like this there every week. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Most conservatives wouldn't dare reveal that they read anything other than Fox News and Drudge.  Then again most conservatives are uptight pricks.  ENJOY!

1.  The 5 second rule is a bunch of crap.  Go ahead and eat your infected food if you don't believe me.
2.  Life could be worst.  18 horrifying dystopias that make living in East KCMO look pleasant
3.  How in the hell was this Bugs Bunny looking kid the bully in this situation?  WOW.
4.  This guy had a general store shoved up his rectum before he went to prison.
5.  10 Civilizations that Obama would like to turn America into. 
6.  Stand By Me was one of the greatest movies of my generation.  Where are they now?
7.  Ninja vs. Pirate - Who is better?
8.  This is a list the Frank Martin will certainly be in soon.  9 Sports Meltdowns.
9.  7 things to do after a one night stand.
10.  Girls of the NCAA tournament.
11.  Tigers Ex has a new home.

Weekend Link Blast

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1.  Vanessa Hudgens is making a play for a Top 10 Ranking with us.
2.  If you thought that regular internet dating sites were bad, here are 10 Dating Sites that will blow your mind.
3.  The answer to "what is grosser than gross?" is finally solved.  GROSS
4.  Drawings of what Space Colonies could of looked like according to photos from the 70's.
5.  What are the 10 laziest states in the United States?

6.  Diet Coke pimp slaps Pepsi to #3.
7.  Rihanna Photo Shoot.........
8.  10 Tips on how to get a good nights sleep
9.  Google shows off the Top Gear test track here in the United States.
10.  5 Reasons you should befriend a Missouri resident by 2012

The Not So Daily Link Blast

Long lengthy posts about crap that nobody cares about OR 10 links to get you through the day?  180,000 hits proves that we have the right formula. 

1.  Movie Cliches that give you douche bags hope.
2.  10 pieces of worthless exercise equipment 
3  Charlie Sheen manages to piss off "Warlocks"
4.  The 12 biggest Malls in the world.
5.  60 Disgusting Guinness Book of World Record pictures for you to enjoy after lunch.
6.  Why the Ipad 2 is better than the one you currently have
7.  Do you know any Mass Murderers?
8.  Some of the most disgusting stuff your slob of a neighbor might have in their house.
9.  The KC metro area has no real street vendor presence other than Hookers and Dealers in the East Side.  So here are 7 awesome Hot Dog stands for your viewing pleasure.
10.  The History of the Space Shuttle

Daily Link Blast

Because covering politics all the time sucks. 

1.  For those of us that love Netflix Instant Que this Twitter app is now a must.
2.  12 Fastest Cars in the World  - The Sixth Wall
3.  From Brass Monkey to Wine Critic.  Mike D?
4.  Great post regarding the best toys of the 90's
5.  If you are thinking about buying a Tablet then you should read this first.
6.  After fleecing Americans of millions of dollars Justin Bieber calls us evil.  Douche Bag
7.  Here is an in depth article about Strip Club Recruiters.  Yes, Strip Club Recruiters.
8.  Students dragged to protest by school teachers.  All of this of course is payed for by tax dollars.
9.  Here is a good one from Texas.  Elected official tells white people to go to hell.  Personally, I think that Obama has done wonders for race relations.
10.  The top ugliest houses in America

Daily Link Blast

Proof that their is more than porn and politics on the internet. 

1.  Buying lingerie for dummies.  Even though this is suppose to be a serious article, slide #2 is hilarious.
2.  If only Oprah's waistline would shrink as fast as her stations ratings.
3.  Bill Maher gets put in check regarding his NFL/Socialism take by Moondogsports.com
4.  Orange County Choppers founder on steroids?  Nahhhhhhhhhhh.
5.  Midget - Gorilla Costume - Wrestling - Drop Kicked.  Does it get better?  Could be the greatest video ever on the internet.
6.  7 ways to screw over Starbucks.
7.  Miley Cyrus has come to the conclusion that getting your picture taken while taking a bong hit was a poor choice.

Weekend Link Blast

Here is some of what we have been reading during this weeks snow event.  Enjoy.

1.  Cooking with beer from one of my favorite blogs "The Bachelor Guy".
2.  Flash Mob - Breast Feeding women expose their udders at mall
3.  Living near a volcano is even worst that putting a mobile home near a creek.
4.  The Chinese are buying America one piece at a time.
5.  Super Bowl Infographic covering the history of the NFL
7.  10 most amazing armless people from another one of my favorite blogs Oddee
8.  Beavis & Butthead return ths summer.
9.  23 of the funniest signs I have ever seen
10.  Maxim Super Bowl coverage - Steelers Chicks vs.  Packers Chicks.
11.  Review of the Dell Streak 7

DAILY LINK BLAST

Some links to get you through the cold. 

1.  This kid put together his own online scouting report for his classmates looking to get a tight end in the first round.  I guess some parents didn't like where their daughter was slotted in the draft.
2.  Left wing baby killer used scissors to kill at least 7 kids.
3.  In an effort to calm the rhetoric a liberal commie bastard calls republicans Nazis.
4.  Not even Paris Hilton would snort what these two dumb asses did.
5.  Gordon Brown continues to be a piece of spineless, alarmist Euro Trash.
6.  Michelle Obama got all dressed up and was full of smiles for a man that supports the killing of little girls to control his countries population.  She is such a great mother.
7.  Christina Aguilera has officially become a drunken slut.  Bout damn time.
8.  Playboy on an IPAD?

Daily Link Blast

I tried to find links that didn't deal with all the crap surrounding the Arizona Shooting.  I think that we could all use a break from all of that for at least a few days.

1.  Commie Scientist at NASA thinks that the people that voted in November are too ignorant to live.
2.  Ugly people are screwed in life.  Low IQ's should add to their self esteem.
3.  3rd graders in UFO country smoke pot to cope with alien life.
4.  Slime ball John Edwards gets ready to face a grand jury for being a wife hating douche bag.
5.  Looking to cure the winter blues?  Here are some tips to help you get through this miserable season.
6.  FHM releases its hottest 100 women list. Unfortunately for us these guys are terrible judges.
7.  Chinese leaders insult United States as they come to see their buddy Obama (who also hates America).
8.  Food crisis panic begins.  This is what happens in the absence of leadership.

Daily Link Blast - "Never let a crisis go to waste"

The left wing in this country is out of control.  That is all I need to say. 

1.  Billions of dollars wasted again by liberals.  Wind farms fail in cold weather
2.  Left wing media gets exposed for its coverage of the shooting in Arizona.
'LEFT WING POTHEAD"  way to exploit the death of a 9 year old girl you sick F*&@S.
3.  Instead of taking responsibility for letting 6 people get killed and 20 wounded under his watch, this jackass sheriff tries blaming Republicans?  Has the November elections really made you bastards this desperate?
4.  Megyn Kelly exposes the Sheriff for the fraud that he is.
5.  Left wing psychos are exploiting the death of a 9 year old girl to push their liberal agenda.  Gun Control, Fairness Doctrine, speech and symbols , destruction of Palin, REMEMBER these people "never let a crisis go to waste".
6.  Meanwhile Mexico finds 14 decapitated bodies amongst 31 murders in resort city.
7.  Left wingers now attack parents of 9 year old girl who was murdered.

QUICK HITS - CULTS, HILTON, POWELL, TWISTER

5 Stories that you might of missed this weekend.

1.  Religious extremist never let me down as this group of Jim Jones wannabees causes a panic in Cali.
2.  Paris Hilton uses her talents to escape jail time again . 
3.  Colin Powell should be charged and convicted of hiring illegals.
4.  I have been building invisible passenger planes for years.  So screw you Airbus.
5.  NYC gets payback for all of their Kansas Wizard of Oz Jokes

QUICK HITS - RESTRAINT

Internet Fact: 145:34.  When writing a blog there is no doubt that you will come across mentally unstable people.  I say this now for everyone to see(just in case) due to the recent harassment that I have undergone for linking to another mans blog in my blogroll.  The safety of myself and my family is now in question due to a link on the internet. 

1.  Our Muslim president hates Christmas.

2.  Tiger Woods is set to quit golf.  I guess working those 4 days a week in interfering with his adultery.

3.  If you are too dumb to use Face Book............

4.  Further proof that the Swine Flu isn't anywhere near as dangerous as the government would lead you to believe.

5.  People that claim to be Animal Tamers get what they deserve in the end. 

6.  Cash is more important than serving the people of his state for Harry Reid.

7.   Obama hires wealth police.

8.  Crips and Bloods have clearer rules of engagement that our soldiers fighting terrorist.

9.  The woman that has had her 19th kid needs to get spayed. 

10.  As most Americans suffer through this recession the bastards at the government are getting rich.

QUICK HITS - Monday news sucks.

Top 10 stories in the news and not one mention of health care.  Trust me, this was hard to do.


1,  This is actually a pretty cool story. Italians found the missing Persian Army(50,000 troops) from 525 BC that was lost in a sandstorm.  It seems like the Persian army is always getting slaughtered some how(remember the highway of death).

2.  The rest of the world celebrated the fall of the Berlin Wall while our president skipped it to lay the foundation of a new wall in America.
3.  Obama plays politics with the safety of our troops and plans a compromise in the number of troops to send.  How many lives will this cost us?
4.  There is no stopping the death of the D.C. Sniper


5.  Jon Gosselins POS reputation will follow him forever. 


6.  The slaughter at Fort Hood had so many warning signs that one has to wonder why didn't anyone stop this madman.
7.  This is one of the saddest stories I have read in a couple of weeks.  This 2 year old girl could die if she cried. 
8.  Tequila, nuf said.
9.  Katt Williams turned thief. 
10.  Yet another cry of Wolf.  This time from the gov of NY.

QUICK HITS - BE AFRAID

TOP 10 scary stories in the news today.  These stories prove that you don't need to go to a haunted house or watch a scary movie this Halloween to be terrified.

1.  The president of the United States is inviting terrorists to the White House.  
2.  Violent leftest fire shots into the house of Lou Dobbs.  Is this just the start?

3.  Will the Chinese take advantage of Obama's weakness and back our country into a corner?
4.  Liberals are the only people in the world that could spend 160k to create a 30k job.  Imagine what we could of done with that money if it was given to us in tax cuts.  
5.  We have become such pansies in this country that Haunted Houses are now being protested. 
6.  The dumbest woman on the planet just wrote a 1900 page bill that will cost us around 2 trillion dollars.  BOO!
7.  Muslim men LIVING in this country are killing their daughters for becoming Westernized.  WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT YOU DUMB ASS.  YOU MOVED TO AMERICA.  
8.  Hollywood elitist slam 13 year old rape victim.  CALLS HER A HOOKER!
9.  There is a fear of money??????????????
10.  Obama opens the borders to people that are HIV positive. 

QUICK HITS - I LIKE MY OATMEAL LUMPY

1.  What happens when you elect lawyers to congress?  1500 page bills full of crap.  
2.  US Flag sticker too controversial.........
3.  Not all stories have a great line like this "Workers later cleaned up a puddle of blood."
4.  Somalis take underwear seriously.  
5.  Florida voting mistakes might see a drop once their death panels kick in. 
6.  6 things that your body does that can't be explained.
7.  If you like deep fried bacon and butter then Texas is the place for you.
8.  13 scariest haunted houses in America. I can't believe they left off the White House.

9.  Smart People are dumb ass's. 
10.  Office Douche Bags.

QUICK HITS

Here are 10 stories for you to read today.  JOCO readers!  Please be nice and read out loud for your KCK and KCMO frieends.


1.  Fox is about to own NBC and I am not just talking about ratings.  Keith Olbermann has to be crapping his pants right about now.
2.  People are actually worried about the mindset of a child rapist.  Remember, these are the same Hollywood douchebags that come out every 4 years and tell you to vote for the socialist candidate.  
3.  The Emperor doesn't want law enforcement officers to do their job if it conflicts with his agenda.  So basically just throw out all laws.
4.  The President makes it possible for his Aunt to stay in a comfy hotel on our dime instead of going to jail

5.  This story about sexless marriages is freaking weird.  
6.  Are there no drugs in Oklahoma???????  Maybe I should move down there and slang some air.

7.  Sitting on your ass will kill you and apparently running will too.  
8.  Awesome footage of bar fight and shoot out.  
9.  Parents are concerned over these costumes YET they let their daughters wear more revealing clothing every other day of the year?  
10.  Under the socialist health care plan DOCTORS WILL BE DRAFTED.  Great, imagine having Carl Peterson drafting your doctor. 

QUICK HITS - FREAKKY FRIDAY EDITION

This weather absolutely sucks. Cold, Rain, Clouds and now freezing temperatures and it isn't even November?  I am not sure how the coffee shop burnouts in the Pacific Northwest can face this crap each and every morning.  I can't believe Kurt Cobain lasted as long as he did.

1. Further proof that USA Today only read by people when it is free and laying outside of their hotel room.  

2.  1.57 billion Muslims?  How is this possible?  What the hell would the population be if they didn't suicide bomb and get their skulls pierced with M16 rounds?

3.  Could this slaughter of been prevented if we had more troops manning that outpost?  While Obama waffles and tries to appease the UN and his liberal chums our soldiers are getting slaughtered. 

4.  Global Warming cult members MIGHT want to reconsider their choice in religion.  

5.  If you ever needed any proof that Obama and crew were a bunch of classless a holes well here you go.

6.  Our lord and savior Obama has found yet another way to "protect" us.  

7.  Face Book incest?  

8.  How long will it be before Habitat for Humanity becomes Obama for Humanity? 

9.  Obama voters swap government assistance for Booze and Drugs........They are just getting some of that Obama crack and Obama mad dog.

10.  Self inflected sauna deaths in Arizona. 

QUICK HITS - TOMORROW IS TACO TUESDAY

Isn't it bad enough that we have to hear people bitch about Mondays, call Wednesdays "Hump Day" and then wrap up the week with "TGIF"?  WHY is it that Tuesdays are now officially Taco Tuesdays everywhere you go?  Are we not suppose to eat tacos on any other day?  Personally I could eat tacos any day of the week as long as they are from either In-A-Tub, Taco Via or Jack in the Box.  Sure these might not be considered authentic but Mi Ranchito showed us what authentic can do to you.  


Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either.  Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........



1.  If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor. 
2.  Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.  
3.  You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4.  The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers.  Nice.
5.  Gay Vultures.  Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6.  Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7.  Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8.  CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day.  READ THIS DAMN list.  
9.  After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10.   How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal?