Showing posts with label QUICK HITS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label QUICK HITS. Show all posts

Monday, April 04, 2011

Almost Daily Link Blast

I did all the work, all that you have to do is click the freaking link. 


1.  10 types of women that every guy knows.  The Whore, The slut........
2.  I always thought the Slut Walk started in the Nick & Jakes parking lot and ended at the bar
3.  The 10 creepiest kids shows.
4.  10 animals that scare the crap out of you bastards.
5.  The 10 best time machines in movie history
6.  Sploshing - WTF
7.  Old ass man tries to have his way with Carrie Underwood.
8.  Psychotic Bitch can't handle lesbian artwork.
9.  The best chance for KCMO school grads to get a job.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Not So Daily Link Blast

Because I know how to use Google and you bastards don't.

1.  Lame morons embarrassing themselves tomorrow with bad jokes = YOU Top 10 April Fools Day pranks caught on video = them.
2. Victoria's Secret launches Swim Suit line - Yes there are pictures (lots and lots of pictures)
3.  122 of best PC Games in the past 22 years. How the hell is Mine Sweeper on that list?  Who the hell ever figured out how to play that damn thing?
4.  Remember the WOPR?  Top 10 computers in movie history.
5.  BreweryMap.COM- Could this be the app of the year?
6.   Born a Lard Ass?  132 lbs 3 year old
7.  Betty White hosting a punked show for old farts?  This could be must see TV
8.  KCK and KCMO residents won't notice this infestation - Stinkbug Invasion!  
9.  Bueller!
10.  As a kid I had a Dominique Wilkins poster next to the one I had of Bo Jackson.  Now the guy is getting his ass kicked by random fans in the street.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Not So Daily Link Blast

Enjoy today's installment you lazy non internet searching bastards.
1.  Take a look at what advertisements for Facebook, Twitter and Skype would look like in the 50's
2.  Great video find of Belfast in 1901
3.  I figure I better post this one now before we get to close to Easter.  15 awesome church signs.
4.  Brand new video of the Tsunami - Unreal
5.  The 40 oz. Archive - The greatest archive of malt liquor in the world.
6.  Retro Hand Held Game collection - Yes it is playable.
7.  This is a link that many of you need to follow - 300 blogger templates. You no longer have an excuse for having a crappy looking blog.
8.  Bookmark these sites today for your 2012 Olympic coverage.
9. Did Tiger Woods pick up his new girlfriend at Nick & Jakes?  You can find 100's of chicks that look like this there every week. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Almost Daily Link Blast

Most conservatives wouldn't dare reveal that they read anything other than Fox News and Drudge.  Then again most conservatives are uptight pricks.  ENJOY!

1.  The 5 second rule is a bunch of crap.  Go ahead and eat your infected food if you don't believe me.
2.  Life could be worst.  18 horrifying dystopias that make living in East KCMO look pleasant
3.  How in the hell was this Bugs Bunny looking kid the bully in this situation?  WOW.
4.  This guy had a general store shoved up his rectum before he went to prison.
5.  10 Civilizations that Obama would like to turn America into
6.  Stand By Me was one of the greatest movies of my generation.  Where are they now?
7.  Ninja vs. Pirate - Who is better?
8.  This is a list the Frank Martin will certainly be in soon.  9 Sports Meltdowns.
9.  7 things to do after a one night stand.
10.  Girls of the NCAA tournament.
11.  Tigers Ex has a new home.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Weekend Link Blast

We search over 1000 rss feeds to find you the best of the internet.  YOUR WELCOME


1.  Vanessa Hudgens is making a play for a Top 10 Ranking with us.
2.  If you thought that regular internet dating sites were bad, here are 10 Dating Sites that will blow your mind.
3.  The answer to "what is grosser than gross?" is finally solved.  GROSS
4.  Drawings of what Space Colonies could of looked like according to photos from the 70's.
5.  What are the 10 laziest states in the United States?
6.  Diet Coke pimp slaps Pepsi to #3.
7.  Rihanna Photo Shoot.........
8.  10 Tips on how to get a good nights sleep
9.  Google shows off the Top Gear test track here in the United States.
10.  5 Reasons you should befriend a Missouri resident by 2012

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

The Not So Daily Link Blast

Long lengthy posts about crap that nobody cares about OR 10 links to get you through the day?  180,000 hits proves that we have the right formula. 

1.  Movie Cliches that give you douche bags hope.
2.  10 pieces of worthless exercise equipment 
Charlie Sheen manages to piss off "Warlocks"
4.  The 12 biggest Malls in the world.
5.  60 Disgusting Guinness Book of World Record pictures for you to enjoy after lunch.
6.  Why the Ipad 2 is better than the one you currently have
7.  Do you know any Mass Murderers?
8.  Some of the most disgusting stuff your slob of a neighbor might have in their house.
9.  The KC metro area has no real street vendor presence other than Hookers and Dealers in the East Side.  So here are 7 awesome Hot Dog stands for your viewing pleasure.
10.  The History of the Space Shuttle

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Daily Link Blast

Because covering politics all the time sucks. 

1.  For those of us that love Netflix Instant Que this Twitter app is now a must.
2.  12 Fastest Cars in the World  - The Sixth Wall
3.  From Brass Monkey to Wine Critic.  Mike D?
4.  Great post regarding the best toys of the 90's
5.  If you are thinking about buying a Tablet then you should read this first.
6.  After fleecing Americans of millions of dollars Justin Bieber calls us evil.  Douche Bag
7.  Here is an in depth article about Strip Club Recruiters.  Yes, Strip Club Recruiters.
8.  Students dragged to protest by school teachers.  All of this of course is payed for by tax dollars.
9.  Here is a good one from Texas.  Elected official tells white people to go to hell.  Personally, I think that Obama has done wonders for race relations.
10.  The top ugliest houses in America

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Daily Link Blast

Proof that their is more than porn and politics on the internet. 

1.  Buying lingerie for dummies.  Even though this is suppose to be a serious article, slide #2 is hilarious.
2.  If only Oprah's waistline would shrink as fast as her stations ratings.
3.  Bill Maher gets put in check regarding his NFL/Socialism take by Moondogsports.com
4.  Orange County Choppers founder on steroids?  Nahhhhhhhhhhh.
5.  Midget - Gorilla Costume - Wrestling - Drop Kicked.  Does it get better?  Could be the greatest video ever on the internet.
6.  7 ways to screw over Starbucks.
7.  Miley Cyrus has come to the conclusion that getting your picture taken while taking a bong hit was a poor choice.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Weekend Link Blast

Here is some of what we have been reading during this weeks snow event.  Enjoy.


1.  Cooking with beer from one of my favorite blogs "The Bachelor Guy".
2.  Flash Mob - Breast Feeding women expose their udders at mall
3.  Living near a volcano is even worst that putting a mobile home near a creek.
4.  The Chinese are buying America one piece at a time.
5.  Super Bowl Infographic covering the history of the NFL
7.  10 most amazing armless people from another one of my favorite blogs Oddee
8.  Beavis & Butthead return ths summer.
9.  23 of the funniest signs I have ever seen
10.  Maxim Super Bowl coverage - Steelers Chicks vs.  Packers Chicks.
11.  Review of the Dell Streak 7

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

DAILY LINK BLAST

Some links to get you through the cold. 

1.  This kid put together his own online scouting report for his classmates looking to get a tight end in the first round.  I guess some parents didn't like where their daughter was slotted in the draft.
2.  Left wing baby killer used scissors to kill at least 7 kids.
3.  In an effort to calm the rhetoric a liberal commie bastard calls republicans Nazis.
4.  Not even Paris Hilton would snort what these two dumb asses did.
5.  Gordon Brown continues to be a piece of spineless, alarmist Euro Trash.
6.  Michelle Obama got all dressed up and was full of smiles for a man that supports the killing of little girls to control his countries population.  She is such a great mother.
7.  Christina Aguilera has officially become a drunken slut.  Bout damn time.
8.  Playboy on an IPAD?

Monday, January 17, 2011

Daily Link Blast

I tried to find links that didn't deal with all the crap surrounding the Arizona Shooting.  I think that we could all use a break from all of that for at least a few days.

1.  Commie Scientist at NASA thinks that the people that voted in November are too ignorant to live.
2.  Ugly people are screwed in life.  Low IQ's should add to their self esteem.
3.  3rd graders in UFO country smoke pot to cope with alien life.
4.  Slime ball John Edwards gets ready to face a grand jury for being a wife hating douche bag.
5.  Looking to cure the winter blues?  Here are some tips to help you get through this miserable season.
6.  FHM releases its hottest 100 women list. Unfortunately for us these guys are terrible judges.
7.  Chinese leaders insult United States as they come to see their buddy Obama (who also hates America).
8.  Food crisis panic begins.  This is what happens in the absence of leadership.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Daily Link Blast - "Never let a crisis go to waste"

The left wing in this country is out of control.  That is all I need to say. 

1.  Billions of dollars wasted again by liberals.  Wind farms fail in cold weather
2.  Left wing media gets exposed for its coverage of the shooting in Arizona.
'LEFT WING POTHEAD"  way to exploit the death of a 9 year old girl you sick F*&@S.
3.  Instead of taking responsibility for letting 6 people get killed and 20 wounded under his watch, this jackass sheriff tries blaming Republicans?  Has the November elections really made you bastards this desperate?
4.  Megyn Kelly exposes the Sheriff for the fraud that he is.
5.  Left wing psychos are exploiting the death of a 9 year old girl to push their liberal agenda.  Gun Control, Fairness Doctrine, speech and symbols , destruction of Palin, REMEMBER these people "never let a crisis go to waste".
6.  Meanwhile Mexico finds 14 decapitated bodies amongst 31 murders in resort city.
7.  Left wingers now attack parents of 9 year old girl who was murdered.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

QUICK HITS - CULTS, HILTON, POWELL, TWISTER

5 Stories that you might of missed this weekend.

1.  Religious extremist never let me down as this group of Jim Jones wannabees causes a panic in Cali.
2.  Paris Hilton uses her talents to escape jail time again . 
3.  Colin Powell should be charged and convicted of hiring illegals.
4.  I have been building invisible passenger planes for years.  So screw you Airbus.
5.  NYC gets payback for all of their Kansas Wizard of Oz Jokes

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, October 09, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

QUICK HITS - TOMORROW IS TACO TUESDAY

Isn't it bad enough that we have to hear people bitch about Mondays, call Wednesdays "Hump Day" and then wrap up the week with "TGIF"?  WHY is it that Tuesdays are now officially Taco Tuesdays everywhere you go?  Are we not suppose to eat tacos on any other day?  Personally I could eat tacos any day of the week as long as they are from either In-A-Tub, Taco Via or Jack in the Box.  Sure these might not be considered authentic but Mi Ranchito showed us what authentic can do to you.  


Thursday is our only hope for normalcy during the week but that isn't exactly safe either.  Thursday is the official beginning to the dreaded question "what are you doing this weekend"...........



1.  If you want federal dollars for art you must first paint a mural or make a statue of our emperor. 
2.  Obama has been helping pimps and whores for over 20 years.  
3.  You mean that Beer bellies aren't good for you..........
4.  The racist bus attack on a white kid in Saint Louis was done by gang bangers.  Nice.
5.  Gay Vultures.  Yes I said Gay Vultures.
6.  Haitian police capture the jack ass that murdered his family.
7.  Could Bill Clinton be the only voice of reason in the socialist party?
8.  CNN could of come up with the 10 worst things to do on a lazy day.  READ THIS DAMN list.  
9.  After all the crap that this chick has gone through THIS is what causes her to melt down???????
10.   How can someone claim that a Gotti is a professional criminal?