QUICK HITS - STEVE ROSE BLOWS

Everywhere you look nowadays there is someone out to rob your ass.  The most ruthless of the bunch are politicians and media members.  This week a member of the local media decided to increase his super criminal powers and run for office.  We are all suppose to forget about the countess endorsements that this ass clown has given to the man he is running against. 

Hey Steve, we knew a long time ago that Dennis Moore was a crook, what took you so long?  Do we really need someone with such bad judgement representing us?  You may be better than the alternative but not by much.  How many qualified conservatives have you tanked over the years?  But now we are suppose to vote for you..

We didn't like you 3 years ago so don't count on us liking you now. 

Here are 10 stories that should get you through your news void over the weekend. Sorry KCMO residents, there are no popups.

1.  Obamas quest for acceptance by the rest of the world is on its way.  
2.  Groups like "Values Voters" piss me off.  Whose values?  
3. This kid might have a hard time finding an equal trade at lunch at his Neward daycare. 

4   Are these same officials covering up Hillary Clintons test results?
5.  12 year old sex change?
6.  The UN can only do one thing right.  Lie.
7.  More and more evidence is being found on psychotic couples property.
8.  Man rapes his daughter for THIRTY YEARS and knocks her up 4 times.
9.  Chicken SH** Cop to turn evidence on Gotti to save his own ass.
10.  Brooklyn gets 2 more housing projects and they are excited about it..

QUICK HITS - DUMB ASS REACH OUT PROGRAM

10 stories that need to be read today and tonight.


1.  Childrens Health Magazine has lost its freaking mind.  Who did the research for this projcet?  Dan Rather?
2.  Did we really need a study to tell us that rural areas don't have dentist?  Have you ever seen a hillbilly with all of his/her teeth?
3.  Only KCMO thieves would rob a store with Dollar in its title.  
4.  Only a bunch of elitist dumb ass's would put together a rule book for insults.  Out of touch?
5.  Drive by shootings from wheel chairs don't happen enough if you ask me.  
6.  Acorn leaders think that you are as dumb as the people that work there. 
7.  Talk about your sick fetishes.  Who in their right mind will go see dead bodies posed in sexual positions?
8.  Scientist suck.  Only these egg heads would come up with a way to generate energy from a tree that takes longer than simply burning the damn thing.  
9.  Brooklyn is full of snitches. 
10.  9-11 workers continue to struggle but you no longer care.

QUICK HITS -I'm not suppose to be here today

Since I am not suppose to be blogging tonight I am going to mail my little summary in. Read the below stories and yada yada yada.

1. There is something just wrong eating "Hubby, Hubby" cream............

2. The British government is playing god with the terminally ill.

3. Do college chicks with Swine Flu that are quarantined in their dorm room still have pillow fights in their panties?

4. Having a high temp could lead to a government invasion of your home..........

5. THESE DUTCH BASTARDS STOLE MY FREAKING IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. What is the deal with Obama and all of these damn Resets when he doesn't get his way or he F's something up? This isn't Kick Ball you freaking moron. You don't get to call for do overs..........
7. The UK will get rid of their douche bag before we get rid of ours! Damn Brits!

8. When hunting for people who like hookers and booze we send in our expert. Finally a job that Hillary is qualified for.

9. The more I read about these sick bastards the more I want them to die a slow painful death while listening to Michael Bolton.

10. TKC brings brainwashed pancake eaters to the blog world.

QUICK HITS - ON THE RISE

While other bloggers fall to the wayside and give up the fight this blog continues to grow and pick up more readers. Thank you to all of you that recently subscribed to the feed and to those that link me. 10 stories worth talking about today at work or with the family.

1. 18 isn't enough? Does this woman think her womb is a school bus?

2. The douche bags at the World Wildlife Fund use 9-11 to pimp their organization in a totally classless way. Moving forward it is important that we remember this ad.

3. The State of New Hampshire tells parents how to educate their kids.

4. 21 year old dog dies which is 147 to you and me. Liberals say that the dog could of lived longer if the dog went to Cuban Vets........

5. DJ AM's final hours sucked. Poor bastard.

6. Queens rappers RUN DMC get street named after them.

7. Satan finds a job in advertising.

8. Would you sell a kidney for 20k? Sign me up!

9. Having just recently shifted all of my email accounts to GMAIL, today sucked!

10. By the end of the year you MIGHT be able to use the IPHONE with any service provider.

QUICK HITS - IT'S MONDAY WAKE THE F UP!

I don't understand the excuse "it's Monday". Lazy incompetent people seem to use that excuse to rationalize their inability fo function in society. These same douche bags can be heard saying "it's late", "I am not a morning person" and "It's Friday". Have you ever wondered when these people are productive?

1. Pakistanis keep it Real. This has to be awesome for ratings.

2. The hatred that I have for this kidnapping rapist makes me shake.

3. You know times are tough when people are hoping to land that awesome carni job.

4. As if living in a trailer park wasnt bad enough.

5. Women and Sex.

6. Environmentalist are pissed that this murderer didn't use reusable bags in place of plastic to stash his cut up bodies.

7. Cabbies in NYC are being gunned down at an alarming rate.

8. Thanks to the generosity of others, Newark kids will now have a place to stash their guns at school.

9. 2010 has gone from Space to Camaro Odyssey.

10. Be sure to follow me on Twitter for more updates @jocosob

QUICK HITS - INFORMED AGAIN

More information can be learned in one day of reading this blog then one day in a KCMO school.



1. Anyone else find it funny that scientist are creating "three parent" babies when over 60% of the kids aren't even being raised by the two they have now?

2. It will now be cheaper for people to add fat rolls.

3. UK hospitals resemble East KC neighborhoods.

4. Not only do they get the best parking but NOW they will have the best gadgets. Those lucky handicapped bastards.

5. The Big Ragu has turned into one ugly ass dude.

6. H-Town whores have been in Kansas?

7. I thought that everyone knew that Islam was of the devil.

8. I encourage all of you liberals to go and get the H1N1 shot.......

9. Mike Hedricks of the Star is clueless about life outside of the suburbs.

10. Another bitchy woman to host the view.

QUICK HITS - TGIF

Make sure you punch the first person that says "thank god it's Friday"

1. Have Global Warming freaks changed religions?

2. One of the worlds biggest terrorist gets freed and then gets a heroes welcome!

3. Yes it IS POSSIBLE to be a douche bag on facebook. CNN has a story about the 12 most annoying types of FBers.

4. Their country is full of murders, corruption and pollution and plastic bags are to blame.

5. This chick has done some serious studying on umm well.....

6. Bronx kid bounces after 7 story fall.

7. I don't understand why this type of gambling is illegal.

8. If you are looking to arrest a Mexican drug lord you typically think of looking in Brooklyn right?

9. With 20,000 crminals hitting the streets you jus tknow that LA is going to be crazy.

10. 17 year old girl went KCMO on 3o people over the past 2 years.

QUICK HITS - Did you stay dry?

Why do people insist on saying this on rainy days? Do you really care if I got a little wet today or do you lack the ability to carry on an interesting conversation? If I did get wet today what the hell are you going to do about it? Next time it rains and you are "that guy" call in sick so that you don't annoy the living hell out of others.

1. Bronx teen goes Freddy Kruger on his brothers and sisters.

2. Ugly Chick must prove that she/he is female to Olympic committee. THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS A CHICK!

3. How screwed are parts of Jersey? Well this town wants to put a curfew on teens and ADULTS. lmao.

4. Sweet! You can now Tweet god. I doubt he will answer though, he still hasn't accepted my Face Book invite.

5. Weren't these guys just making fun of US health care? Nice showing Brits!

6. Italian Americans will now have a great place to visit in Bensonhurst.

7. Obama's redistribution of wealth is screwing over Auto Dealers.

8. I have no problem with a first lady wearing shorts. Having said that, Michelle Obama in shorts is nasty. Her thighs look like tree stumps.

9. Did god change his mind? And if so who did he tell?

10. You probably have cocaine in your wallet.

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT

Today's stories are brought to you by the Letter X and the Number 7.

1. Further proof that conservatism is on the rise. Now take a hike moderates.

2. Obamas hate for Jews is starting to come to light.

3. Barbara Boxers elitist ass may have to find a new job, but you know it wont be a "real job".

4. According to this study 40% of Twitter users are liberals.

5. FOX sex experts new column says that sweat is a turn on............

6. Obama's ass needs a teleprompter.

7. NYC is using stimulus money to upgrade the homes of those that don't work, pay taxes and are nothing more than drains on society. It's no wonder that your city is as poor as your residents.

8. Queens sports book is wrecked by authorities. 13 million dollar operation.

9. Somethings never change in NYC. It wasnt long ago that my relatives were coming to America and having to fight a war to get citizenship.

10. The top Back to School Gadgets this year are.............

QUICK HITS - FRAUDS AMONGST US

There are so many people in the world that say one thing and yet do the other. These people, politicians, leaders etc... never like it when the truth comes out. Lets take for instance the posturing of our socialist friends. For the past several months they have been lying to the American public about health care. Along come some people that actually read the bill and start to tell other the truth about it. What do the socialist do? They attack, smear, blame and get angry at the people that are delivering the truth instead of dealing with the lies they were telling head on.

1. Prayer in this country can get you prison time. Well only if it is christian.....

2. Suicide by fire is a new one.

3. This clown actually expects us to believe that he is suddenly NOT in favor of the fairness doctrine.

4. It is always good when family gets released from prison. Well unless it is the Manson family.

5. This black guy takes a Chappelle skit a little to far and actually threatens other black students.

6. Is creating a Joker poster of the emperor a Crime? Why the hell are the cops "interviewing" people.......

7. Don't liberals know that it isn't a good idea to piss in your cheerios, or in this case Granola. This guy should double his prices overnight and watch them squirm.

8. White House list of enemies sees its first action.

9. Tough love = Total bitch towards all. This is one translation that isn't messed up.

10. Haven't we all had it "Just Pop Out"?

QUCK HITS - WUSSIFICATION

The recent actions of Dennis Moore have once again proven that our country has undergone too much wussification. What happened to men acting and behaving like men? All of these so called "sensitive" bastards have weakened a once strong and proud country. Bring back Al Bundy and get rid of Ned flanders!

1. Might as well make a buck off the douche bag.

2. Clinton celebrating birthday in Vegas while his wife is overseas insulting the people of Congo. You just know that Bill saw Hillarys fat ass on TV and ordered himself some hooker room service.

3. Church goers in NYC don't play.

4. Even more union corruption in politics!

5. Fox News Sex Expert defends Sluts.... I guess she had a bad weekend.

6. Men will nail anything after midnight. That is the cliff notes version of this story.

7. The majority of Americans think Obama is a lying douche bag.

8. Good news for KCMO residents!

9. Man gets sentenced for molesting mouse.

10. The emperor gets upset when his elitism is exposed.
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QUICK HITS - MOVE IN SILENCE AND VIOLENCE

1. The worlds bithchiest wife (besides hillary) doesn't understand how it happened. LOL!

2. Members of the AARP now realize that Obama plans to put them to sleep when they get to expensive to keep alive. Could Obama set up old age death camps?

3. Obama is using the Pentagon to track you on Facebook and Twitter.

4. Long Island Hooker supply takes a hit.

5. Now that we have found 353 new species can we kill off 353 species that suck?

6. Jessie Jackson is on his way to China to see about dropping the "black" from the black plague.

7. Jailbait in Dallas

8. From Bristol Palin to the ugliest woman in Hollywood?

9. Any Deli that gets you 30 years in prison if robbed has to have good corned beef!

10. There is noting stealth about this,

QUICK HITS - THE OTHER LEVEL

Milk and Cookies blogging is for rookies. You bastards that do nothing more than recite talking points (both parties) bore me to death. Seriously, look to the right, examine the blog rolls, I don't link to many political blogs, they are too ordinary and boring. Where is the passion and originality? Where is the risk? AND if you do post something worth a damn its buried in a 7,000 word post.

Anyways, here are 10 stories worth reading but NOT worth writing a page about.

1. While you sit in the corner and pee your pants about the future of this country these good folks in Arkansas are demanding that they are listened to.

2. Nancy Pelosi says that people opposed to Obamacare are carrying swastikas with them at town hall meetings. AND YOU KNOW THAT SHE WILL GET ANOTHER PASS FROM THE MEDIA!

3. Russian subs take advantage of our wimpy leader.

4. What is the price one would pay to name an inbreed hillbilly kid?

5. The Chinese control our treasury department.
6. Mafia lawyer on trial for plan to silence witness. AWESOME!

7. See what happens when you go with the lowest bid! This is a disgrace to the memory of those that died in those buildings.
8. Irish don't fare so well in Copa Cup in NYC.

9. I am not sure why little kids need to learn how to breast feed. Is that part of Obamacare?

10. How big of a threat is a 76 year old man driving a tractor? wow.

QUICK HITS - ASS, GAS OR CASH, NOBODY RIDES FREE

That is unless you are a follower of Obama.

1. Congressman swats Obamas attack yorkie with a newspaper.

2. Withholding data must be Latin for transparency in the Obama administration.

3. The meltdown inside the Obama administration continues.

4. And another example of the meltdown.

5. The persecution of Italian Americans with the last name Gotti continues in NYC.

6. Bill Clinton one ups the emperor by kissing some il ass.

7. Is Tiger Woods a chick? Are we really suppose to believe that he didnt fart?

8. NY POST "YOU'RE A NEW YORKER"...........

9. I can't imagine that riding horse back is exactly safe for B-More police.....

10. Brooklyn is going old school in their mass transit.

QUICK HITS - Shamrocks And Shenanigans

People in this country that say they are willing to give up their freedoms for a discount on a product are ignorant. That's basically what is going on with health care right now. The socialist party is offering you a discount on your health care if only you let them have more control over your life. Is there any self pride left in this country? No embarrassment for taking handouts?

1. Economics 101 is coming back to bite socialist in the ass.

2. Why is it that every time Rham has to get something done he has to pressure people? Is it because he is an unlikable prick?

3. Not only are these 3 Wisconsin chicks ugly but now they are felons.

4. Socialist state the obvious and its news?

5. Would 229 terrorist survive in KCMO's East Side?

6. Muslims are peace loving and understanding people.....Unless you are a Christian, then you are lit on fire and burned to death. OR a chick that wears pants, then you get 40 lashes.

7. The tax rate in California is causing companies to move to neighboring states.

8. Condoms are making people insane.

9. Despite living in the greatest nation in the world Americans are depressed.

10. I have now seen it all. Video games might have to follow affirmative action....

QUICK HITS - COWARDS

Will you see your local congressman in your neighborhood this August? I doubt it. Let's face it, once we elect these douche bags into office they become better than you and me. How can I say that? Simple. They are set to exclude themselves from the health care nightmare that they are working on.

1. War hero Scott Speicher's remains have been found. Hopefully now the family can find some peace.

2. People don't want to buy cars from an auto company run by the central government. We should all be proud of Ford.

3. LET THIS STORY BE A REMINDER. WATCH YOUR KIDS IN WATER!

4. Lack of effort by the media. Time runs a story that talks about people shopping for bargains in a down economic period...........

5. How to train for a Sex Marathon....Most men will opt for the half marathon.

6. Chavez borrows FAIRNESS DOCTRINE from liberals.

7. There isn't a chance in hell that Harry Reid will get elected.
8. When Brooklyn's Di Fara Pizza raises its prices, its news. $25 for ONE pizza.

9. Can they really ban someone from eating at a place while on parole? The mafia continue to be treated unfairly in this country.

10. Brooklyn takes stabbing to a new level.

QUICK HITS - FRIDAY HITS

Friday is usually the day that the cowards drop their controversial news stories and this week is no exception. From Pelosi to Frank the cowards are exposing their true intent. Let's face it people it is clear to see that there are two groups of people in this country, the elitist and the rest of us. Your government is failing you yet you keep electing the same idiots into office.....

1. If the jackass's in the government cant handle a simple car rebate program then how in the hell do you leftist, lazy ass socialist bastards expect them to handle life and death health care decisions?

2. "Freedom of expression must be limited" sounds like an Obama cabinet member.

3. Pelosi hates insurance companies BUT not enough to give back the shakedown money that she has received from them.

4. Which is more dangerous, the streets of Newark or the sewers?

5. Further proof that anyone with any sort of power in Jersey is corrupt. Daniel Larruso was lucky to get the hell out of there.

6. Snoop and Chris were busy last night in B-More.

7. Jon & Kate are no dummies. Anyone that thinks that this split up is real is a moron. This is all for ratings. Remember Ed TV? this crap is staged.

8. Rosanne Barr thinks that Adolpf Hitler is a funny dude.

9. Polls say that Obama is worst than Carter. .......

10. Barney Frank slips up...

QUICK HITS - Check The Technique

Proving that all conservatives aren't polo wearing douche bags on a daily basis.

1. Liberals screw up their own handout! Cash for Clunkers is no more......

2. Sports Reporter holds tryouts for hookers.

3. Banks hand out billions of your money but you cant get cash for your hooptie?

4. Liberals once again want to hide the fact that they think they are better than you.

5. Since I depend on the folks at google for 90% of my online use I sure hope this guy gets better.

6. The NEA thinks that porn is a good way to stimulate the economy with your tax dollars.

7. The Taliban have a code of conduct?

8. Queens cop gets in trouble over eating donuts. AWESOME

9. Fires in NYC are no joke. 12 firemen injured in Brooklyn. That's right 12.

10. 3 dead from swine flu in MASS.

QUICK HITS - CAN IT BE ALL SO SIMPLE?

We made it through another weekend! Survival is starting to become an accomplishment nowadays since we are either ducking bullets or pink slips. To reduce your stress try to keep life simple. This whole game only gets stressful when we make living life to damn complicated and others try to dictate our futures.

1. The Emperor offers beer to the man that he called stupid. This cop needs to stay away from the exploitation and remain on the higher ground.

2. Ever see someone from France win a marathon? The president of France shows us why.

3. Vernon Forrest joins the increasing number of celebrity deaths in July.

4. Some would say that this woman was forced to assist in murder. They would be right.

5. "This isn't about me" seems to be the in phrase this summer for African American elitist.

6. This mother needs to have the same horrific things done to her that she did to her newborn.

7. Instead of looking for proof that the emperor was born outside of the United States WHY can't we find proof that HE WAS BORN in the United States?

8 Further proof that AlGore is a blabbering idiot.

9. Israel needs to know THAT A US PRESIDENT DOESN'T HATE THEM!

10. It was just a few months ago that we were told that the recovery was happening faster than they first believed. Now, not so much.

QUICK HITS - MOVE IN SILENCE

Can someone please tell who the hell is watching this roller derby garbage? Like Disco, butterfly collars and disco this crap should of stayed buried in the 70's. As many of you know I have started researching the making of midget derby. I plan on taking the roller derby concept but replacing the big butch women on skates with midgets in wheelchairs. I will keep you posted.


1. Looks like Bubbles could be getting a body cavity search in the near future.

2. I think that the parents are innocent and the kid is slanging.

3. New Orleans finally found a way to top its crap reputation. 100 rat bites on baby causes death.

4. Will Obama apologize to Neanderthals for the way that humans treated them? Will they dig up this cavemans body and convict him of hate crimes?

5. The emperor takes another step at disarming citizens.

6. Lies, Lies, Lies....The Obama way.

7. Socializing medicine is the latest con game that Obama is running on America. He might be the dumbest smart guy in America.

8. Pelosi's ignorance is once again on display for us all to see.

9. Just another thing for women to bitch about.

10. Bloomberg is a freaking moron.