HOLLYWOOD HOOTERS WHORES

See which Hollywood types got their start at Hooters.

AYLA BROWN TO PLAYBOY?

I guess if the guy isn’t going to vote along party lines the least he can do is pimp his daughter.  

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POSH SPICE - AN UPGRADE FROM PAULA

BUT, will POSH show up drunk off her ass while on pain meds?

AMERICAN IDOL FREAK SHOW DEAD

I only posted this story to show you how ass backwards this country is. How is the death of a wannabe reality star headline worthy yet Afghanistan news is on page 12?

QUICK HITS

In the words of the D.O.C., Nobody does it better!

1. The policies of Obama are making people distance themselves from his certain failure.

2. 1% growth in retail without total socialism?

3. By switching to 4 day work weeks NYC city workers now work 1 day more a week than KCMO employees.

4. Who knew that the Saudis were Crips?

5. American Idol kicks one of the few cute chicks to advance to the curb....Its going to be a tough season for us guys...

6. Philly chick likes burning

7. Tree Man is Back and Uglier than ever.

8. Local Traveler got the full KCMO experience in his hotel room last night

9. The smell of KCMO frightens Blue Springs students.

10. Darwinism is on the way out.

THANK YOU AMERICAN IDOL

YOUR LOSS IS PLAYBOYS(AND OURS) GAIN

AMERICAN IDOL BIKINI GIRL

Finally some news about this chick. It appears that Hooters in other towns actually have attractive women. Good luck finding this gal at a JOCO METRO area hooters.

AMERICAN IDOL HEADLINES

Every year we seem to have scandal involving the contestants of American Idol. Their background checks must be performed by the same people that hire teachers in the metro.

1. This guy was a stripper.

2. This guy ( I think it is a guy) wants Santa to rape your mom.

Will this be in some way thought of as a plot by the white producers to rid themselves of the Latino contestants? I know one guy that will think so.

AMERICAN IDOL CLIFF NOTES

Tonight begins another long journey of American Idol. This show is basically the same every year yet we continue to watch it for some reason.

Things you can count on

1. The hot chick with a so/so voice will advance to the round of 12
2. There will be a contestant with a checkered past.
3. The auditions will be full of ass clowns making fools of themselves to get on TV.
4. Paula will walk out on Simon
5. The celeb judges will think everyone is great
6. The winner will not sell as many albums as the runner up
7. The fat african american chick will have the best voice.
9. The term "pitchy" will be used over 2,000 times.
10. Simon and Ryan will call each other out for being in the closet.
11. At least 15 of the people that audition will cry.
12. The term "fugly" will be used inside viewers homes through out the auditions.
13. There will be 10 stand out performances and the rest will be average.
14. Lounge singer, Cabaret, wedding singer etc... will all be used to describe average performances.
15. They will purposely advance another Sanjaya type.
16. A blond will make it to the final 4
17. There will be at least one guy that is considered "a rocker", one chick that is "alternative", 2 chicks will be labeled "country", etc.....
18. My DVR will not work at least 2 times this season.
19. The media will think that Simon is to mean
20. The finale will be 2 hours long and only 5 minutes will matter.

There now you don't need to watch.

QUICK HITS

1. "Roadwork snarls traffic in Johnson County". ...That was the headline in the star this morning. Is this any different than any other day of the year. Great reporting fellas, I hope that you follow that up with a pot hole story regarding MO highways.

2. Dead man on Troost. Someone should really do a study to see what the life span is for a black male on KC's East side. I guess planting Tulips isn't helping.

3. Police search KCK for an escaped inmate.......This should be along search since half of the cities population is or has been an inmate.

4. Where the hell did this come from? How many people ALIVE TODAY OWNED SLAVES!!!!!! I for one would like to apologize to the O'Kelly clan for the crimes that my Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Granfather committed againgst him in Ireland back in 200 A.D.

5. Didn't we just get done hearing for months how brilliant and stable the people of Iowa were and now this happens?

6. If you were a parent why would you report this? Isn't this a public declaration that your kid is a dumbass? Somethings are just better dealt with inside the home.

7. Was this guy really an American Idol? I don't think I heard one song he sang besides that annoying Ford jingle.

8. Isn't this the classic which came first the chicken or the egg story?