THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

I would like to thank the local crime community for keeping up their good work even though the temps continue to fall.

1. The one thing that Quick Trip doesn't offer is treatment for gunshot wounds (as this poor bastard found out). Considering this stores location they ought to consider opening up a treatment center next to the Rooster Booster stand.

2. KCMO arsonist take advantage of sinking gas prices.

3. Murder in South KC Housing projects errrrrrrrrrrr Apartment Complex

4. "POP, POP, POP" is NOT the sound of a breakfast cereal on Paseo.

As you will notice SOB MAN was busy protecting JOCO and preventing the county under his protection from making the list. Can the same be said about other local "super hero crime fighters".

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

If ever there was a time in your life that you were thankful to live in "the golden ghetto" (as the ghetto living haters like to call it) it would be this weekend. I get a kick out of people in KCMO that say that their community has more culture than JOCO, they are right, they have a Culture of Violence.

1. Westport continues to dig its own grave. Pretty soon even the drunks, sluts and wannabes will stop going there. 2 shot.

2. KCMO gang squad sucks at hiding its identity.

3. Spring hill man rapes 11 year old.

4. 43rd and Garfield is just like 143rd and Nall...............

5. Man robs Lee's Summit bank with a note. It's too bad the teacher didn't catch it first.

6. Ice Cube wouldn't even work at this KCK Barber shop. 2 shot, 1 killed, NEXT.

7. KCK is off the hook. Within 7 hours there were 3 shootings, 2 dead and 3 more injured. WOW!

8. Truman road produces another dead body.

9. Never bring a fist to a gunfight. 1 dead, 1 injured on Cleavland.

10. 4 more shot in KCMO. HOLY CRAP.

THANK GOD THERE WERE NO CATS KILLED AND NO SIGNS OF A SERIAL KILLER.

THE WIRE

What a weekend so far! Keep up the good work fellas, we are counting on you to set records, ruin the lives of families, scare off business, increase the drug trade and ruin communities.

1. East side crime is starting to take its toll on KCMO's entertainment districts. How long will it be before the fine residents of JOCO abandon Westport and the P&L district? Is getting drunk in an "Urban environment" really worth risking your life over? HEelllllllllllllllll no. JOCO men will soon realize that it is not worth risking life and limb to pick up skanky Missouri chicks. And JOCO women will soon realize that it is not worth sleeping with Missouri guys to get back at their fathers.

2. This guy might have the worst aim & luck in the metro.

3. Independence keeps on being Independence. Poor kid.

4. More baby mama drama on our TV screens. Can we make it one day without an amber alert?

5. Wierd and tragic. That is the only way to describe what happened in the KCK police department this weekend.

A DOME TO NOWHERE!

I had completely forgotten about this. It appears that ground breaking on the meth dome has started today. Does Independence really need a freaking dome? Holy crap this is funny.

WHY ARE PEOPLE IGNORING THE KC GANG PROBLEM

Hopefully there will be more and more people speaking out about the metros inability to recognize that the metro area is turning into the South Side of Chicago. Do the idiots in the media, city halls, and police departments have blinders on? I guess it is going to take a bunch of white kids getting shot in the head in the burbs before they take it serious. Just hope that it isn't your kids that we are all lighting candles for.

VIOLENT KC WEEKEND.

Aren't they all violent?

1. Even 13 year old chicks will kill you in KCK. When did Barbie start coming with a Deagle?

2. If you thought you had fly problems at your last picnic, imagine what a picnic at Noble park is going to be like now......That's right folks, yet another body found.

3. Independence avenue could be the biggest crap hole in the metro so finding a dead body there should be no surprise.

4. THERE IS NOT AN ARSON PROBLEM IN THE METRO....

5. Grandview invades Lee's Summit.

6. Another East Side Home Invasion..........

7. Grain Valley Psycho goes on trial today for killing his mom and trying to kill his dad.

8. Olathe cops are currently pulling over everyone with Missouri or Wyco plates.

9. Home invaders in Gladstone get creative and use a bayonet . Nice touch fellas.

10. Going to church could get you killed...

QUICK HITS

To say that it was an interesting news weekend in the metro would be an under statement.

1. KSHB news crew gets run over by man in wheelchair...... Right now Ash-har Quraishi( KCTV 5) is kicking himself for not thinking of it first..

2. 40 shots fired into Grandview IHOP, 4 hit.....Gang Violence is becoming more common in the Missouri burb.

3. KCK residents die trying to install TV antenna....

4. Independence continues to produce more dumped dead bodies....Their dead body output may surpass their meth output by years end.

5. Scooter takes on bus...Bus wins in Lawrence. On a side note the only thing more annoying than cyclist guy is scooter guy. These idiots are not required to have a motorcycle license and have no idea how to ride them.

6. I hate St. Louis so this is good news in my opinion even if it is bad for America.

QUICK HITS

1. Murder suicide in Independence? I find it hard to believe that domestic abuse would take place in the meth capitol of the midwest.

2. 4 Arrests/4 hours in OP DUI "Crack Down". Seriously, thats it? How is this news worthy? How many drunks do they catch on a night that they don't "crack down"? If they want to crack down on drunks all that they need to do is set up a block away from Tanners on 143rd street. This isn't rocket science.

3. Republican purchases gun for 13 year old son in PR stunt. Will the Democrat running for office purchase his kid a Prius? I have no problem with the gun purchase, I do have a problem with the exploitation of the purchase and the kid.

4. They don't know if the body is from upstream.... That's funny.

5. They are setting you up for higher taxes on gas.

6. First it is Coyotes in Leawood, now it is Gators in Leavenworth.

7. Anytime a Lion attacks someone it makes the blog. Anytime that 6 lions attack someone and only leave the fingers behind.......

8. HOLY CRAP! Screw the lions...ELEPHANT kills 7 in India...

9. There is noway that this birth will take place naturally. The nose that this kid will have could jeopardize the life of the mother.

10. KCMO CAN'T GET CRAP RIGHT!

OLD FOLKS IN KC ON A CRIME SPREE

It is good to see old people getting off their ass's to chip in with Kansas City Crime. Having a city with a high crime rate is not an entitlement for the elderly.

1. Geezer in Independence robs a bank. You have no chance of evading arrest when your get away vehicle is a RASCAL.

2. Grandparents in Blue Springs take gardening to the next level. Her grandkids are going to miss her brownies.

CAN THEY DO IT, NO THEY CAN'T!

In the spirit of Bob the Builder the construction crews for the Bass Pro Shop in Independence are now saying that the store will be open in February. Do you believe them? Me neither.