I would like to thank the local crime community for keeping up their good work even though the temps continue to fall.
1. The one thing that Quick Trip doesn't offer is treatment for gunshot wounds (as this poor bastard found out). Considering this stores location they ought to consider opening up a treatment center next to the Rooster Booster stand.
2. KCMO arsonist take advantage of sinking gas prices.
3. Murder in South KC Housing projects errrrrrrrrrrr Apartment Complex
4. "POP, POP, POP" is NOT the sound of a breakfast cereal on Paseo.
As you will notice SOB MAN was busy protecting JOCO and preventing the county under his protection from making the list. Can the same be said about other local "super hero crime fighters".
