HEY GLOOM & DOOM JACKASS'S

Where the hell are you now that oil has dropped? Where are all the idiots that flooded my comment section and inbox telling me that I didn't know what I was talking about when I stated that the price of oil would fall before the end of summer? Enjoy your smart cars jackass's.

QUICK HITS

1. Murder suicide in Independence? I find it hard to believe that domestic abuse would take place in the meth capitol of the midwest.

2. 4 Arrests/4 hours in OP DUI "Crack Down". Seriously, thats it? How is this news worthy? How many drunks do they catch on a night that they don't "crack down"? If they want to crack down on drunks all that they need to do is set up a block away from Tanners on 143rd street. This isn't rocket science.

3. Republican purchases gun for 13 year old son in PR stunt. Will the Democrat running for office purchase his kid a Prius? I have no problem with the gun purchase, I do have a problem with the exploitation of the purchase and the kid.

4. They don't know if the body is from upstream.... That's funny.

5. They are setting you up for higher taxes on gas.

6. First it is Coyotes in Leawood, now it is Gators in Leavenworth.

7. Anytime a Lion attacks someone it makes the blog. Anytime that 6 lions attack someone and only leave the fingers behind.......

8. HOLY CRAP! Screw the lions...ELEPHANT kills 7 in India...

9. There is noway that this birth will take place naturally. The nose that this kid will have could jeopardize the life of the mother.

10. KCMO CAN'T GET CRAP RIGHT!

GAS PRICES & GLOBAL WARMING WACKOS

Isn't this crap hilarious? By the end of of the week we will be paying $4.00 a gallon in gas and I think it is GREAT! It is no secret that the price of gas going up is due to democrats/liberals and who is not going to be able to afford gas by the end of the month? their voting base. They have thrown the people that they supposedly "care about" under the bus in order to bow down to their global warming god. I say bring it on, I wont feel it until it hits $7 a gallon.

Do we need to pay this much for gas? Hell no. We have enough oil in this country to last nearly 200 years but the liberals will not let us get it. When gas prices go up so do the hopes of democrats so why would they let us drill? Higher gas prices mean three things to them 1. More tax dollars to spend 2. The crippling of capitalism 3. Global Warming agenda advances.

Here are some good news stories that actually tell the truth about gas prices without blaming oil companies.

1. Taxes on gas = 20% in some areas. So the higher the price the more the GOV brings in.

2. Environmental Wackos are crippling the auto industry.

3. Environmental Wackos are forcing farmers to use mules.

4. San Fransisco passes bill that taxes for pollution. THEY EVEN ADMIT THAT THIS WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WAKE UP MORONS! GLOBAL WARMING IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO TAX THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! "It doesn't solve global warming, but it gets us thinking in the right terms," said Daniel Kammen, a renewable energy expert at the University of California, Berkeley

Remember Democrats, your party cares more for the polar bear than they do for you.

QUICK HITS

1. 9 year old girl ate her twin while in the womb???????

2. Holy Crap those are big bugs!

3. Ever thought about putting your wife on EBAY? It seems that the going price for blond wives on the site is a million dollars.............

4. Does anyone get upset nowadays when a gas station gets robbed?

5. Have a friend/enemy that works for a local government agency? Find out how much they make with this nice little link.

6. Polar Bear is now endangered!!!!! I for one will be sad if I can't look out my front window and see a Polar Bear anymore. What a joke.

7. No more GE Appliances.

WTF IS A GAS FAIRY?????????

Seriously, nowhere in this story is there a quote from someone saying Gas Fairy, nowhere. I would say that this story involves two dumb ass's. The guy that hit the wrong button at the gas station and the moron that wrote that headline.

Is this paper actually worst than the star??

GAS PRICES - BLAME YOURSELF

1. Blame yourself for not pushing congress to allow for more drilling in the United States.
2. Blame yourself for making it impossible to open a new refinery due to EPA regulations and the not in my backyard syndrome. Next time you see a tree hugging save the polar bear dolphin free tuna birkenstock organic green peace moron punch him in the gut.
3. Blame yourself for allowing the government to tax the hell out of it.
4. Blame yourself for driving all over town looking for low gas prices, burning up evenmore gas in the process.
5. Blame yourself for living far from work.
6. Blame yourself for buying an SUV and not thinking of the gas mileage. These are the same idiots that got Adjustable Rate Mortgages and the same idiots that buy a huge house and cant afford furniture.
7. Blame yourself for not riding the bus, but being in favor of mass transit
8. Blame yourself for continuing to pay the high prices.
9. Blame yourself for being bamboozled by a bunch of farmers from Iowa regarding Ethanol.
10. Blame yourself before you start bitching and wasting my time.

QUICK HITS

1. Socialism in Kansas City moves forward. Basically what the government is saying is that you are too stupid to avoid places that allow smoking. You are morons that need to be protected.

2. Miami County is officially on the board. What are the odds that this murder was the result of an incestuous love triangle?

3. KCK's recent streak of murders is more impressive than the Royals start to the season. Look for the thugs on 8th to seek revenge and add another murder today.

4. Why would your rob a gas station for what is in the store when the stuff in the pumps is worth more? At least this guy actually went to Overland Park instead of robbing some broke ass East side station.

5. 36 year old Springfield man rapes a 7 year old. Kill this ****** now!

6. Have you ever seen someone Jimmy Carter's age drive, count change, look for something or attempt to cook? Sad isn't it? Do we really want him talking to Hamas?

7. Florida woman raped while her 1 year old watched in Wal Mart parking lot.

QUICK HITS

1. Once again violence hits the most overrated community in the Metro.

2. The worst headline I have ever seen for a sports story in media history. "Viking Quest Completed"? The guy that wrote that should be canned.

3. The Kansas City Star continues to cram light rail down our throats. It is almost as if they had an agenda but we all know that isn't possible, right?

4. Are we suppose to feel pity for a bunch of kids that took bad drugs? Give me a freaking break.

5. Will Global Warming be the cause for the sudden aggressiveness of Sting Rays?

6. Cat fight amongst middle school teachers. The lack of pictures for this story is another sign of crappy journalism.

7. Maybe the Chinese Army isn't all that it is hyped to be. What army needs reinforcements to battle monks?

8. Liberals want you to pay more for gas. I couldn't make up this story if I tried.

QUICK HITS

1. When you limit the ability for America to explore & drill for oil at home this is what happens. The democrats that "care so much for the poor" have chosen the environment over people. While paying a couple cents more for gas is a slight irritant for those of us in the burbs it is crippling to the poor.

2. The United States if finally going to teach the Polish army which side of the weapon that the round comes out of.

3. Good idea for Sushi but who would they get for BBQ? I don't need my short ends delivered on a Naked Larry the Cable guy clone.

4. Internet Stalkers beware! If this guy gets his way your days are numbered.

5. How is this guy any different than any other religious leader?

6. Musharraf & Hillary have a lot in common.

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QUICK HITS

1. If you can't call retarded people retarded, then what the hell do you call them? liberals? Have there been a bunch of complaints from autistic people about what they are called?

2. HD DVD finally joins Beta VCR tapes. NOW CAN YOU DROP THE PRICE ON THE BLUE RAY PLAYER!

3. More good news for you gas price watchers.

4. The Clinton Mafia is dead set on preventing their party of a black presidential nominee. Can you imagine if a Republican were to pull half the crap that the Clintons have pulled on Obama?

5. I file this in the who gives a crap section. She is dead. She is not American. What good did this woman really do? Can we please move along.

6. No parole for this life sentence. I can't imagine the crime that this guy committed to get this type of punishment.

7. They must of read my previous post. Finally a museum group that gets it. Why hasn't the Kansas City Star run a series of stories about how Kansas City hates kids? I am just glad that the people that read my blog act quickly.

8. Kennedy conspiracy theorist have new life. Have fun wackos!

SICK OF HIGH GAS PRICES?

Then these two stories should make you feel better.

1. Saudi prince purchases jet for $320 million.
2. Shockingly Saudis refuse to produce more oil.

It sure is a good thing that the democrats have blocked all oil drilling in the United States (remember 2005 vote to drill??). While you are at it be sure to thank them for taxing the hell out of gas.