1. Blame yourself for not pushing congress to allow for more drilling in the United States.
2. Blame yourself for making it impossible to open a new refinery due to EPA regulations and the not in my backyard syndrome. Next time you see a tree hugging save the polar bear dolphin free tuna birkenstock organic green peace moron punch him in the gut.
3. Blame yourself for allowing the government to tax the hell out of it.
4. Blame yourself for driving all over town looking for low gas prices, burning up evenmore gas in the process.
5. Blame yourself for living far from work.
6. Blame yourself for buying an SUV and not thinking of the gas mileage. These are the same idiots that got Adjustable Rate Mortgages and the same idiots that buy a huge house and cant afford furniture.
7. Blame yourself for not riding the bus, but being in favor of mass transit
8. Blame yourself for continuing to pay the high prices.
9. Blame yourself for being bamboozled by a bunch of farmers from Iowa regarding Ethanol.
10. Blame yourself before you start bitching and wasting my time.
