POLAR BEAR KILLING UPDATE

I went out and purchased two additional gadgets today upping my bear count to 19. Happy hunting!

HOW MANY POLAR BEARS CAN YOU KILL?

I want you to read this story and then add up the number of gadgets that you have in your house that will end up killing polar bears and apply that number to 1 polar bear death. Those of you in KCK and KCMO need not take this test because well, you are poor and don't have gadgets.
Gadgets mentioned.

• Flat Screens
• IPODS
• MP3 Players
• Mobile Phones.
• Laptops
• Digital Cameras
• Desktop Computers

I am pleased to announce that my family will be killing 17 polar bears

QUICK HITS

1. 9 year old girl ate her twin while in the womb???????

2. Holy Crap those are big bugs!

3. Ever thought about putting your wife on EBAY? It seems that the going price for blond wives on the site is a million dollars.............

4. Does anyone get upset nowadays when a gas station gets robbed?

5. Have a friend/enemy that works for a local government agency? Find out how much they make with this nice little link.

6. Polar Bear is now endangered!!!!! I for one will be sad if I can't look out my front window and see a Polar Bear anymore. What a joke.

7. No more GE Appliances.