BROOKSIDE IS NASTY

The only thing worst than douche bags that go to "first fridays"  are douche bags that hang out in Brookside.  Have fun dining in your filth and roach droppings you emo/metro hipster bastards.

BROOKSIDE DOUCHE BAGGERY

The only thing worst than actually going to the Brooksider is attending the Brookside Art Fair. The number of Emo Douches attending this thing is going to be through the roof.

If you are looking for a quick buck just set up a razor blade stand at the front gate.

QUICK HITS

1. Once again violence hits the most overrated community in the Metro.

2. The worst headline I have ever seen for a sports story in media history. "Viking Quest Completed"? The guy that wrote that should be canned.

3. The Kansas City Star continues to cram light rail down our throats. It is almost as if they had an agenda but we all know that isn't possible, right?

4. Are we suppose to feel pity for a bunch of kids that took bad drugs? Give me a freaking break.

5. Will Global Warming be the cause for the sudden aggressiveness of Sting Rays?

6. Cat fight amongst middle school teachers. The lack of pictures for this story is another sign of crappy journalism.

7. Maybe the Chinese Army isn't all that it is hyped to be. What army needs reinforcements to battle monks?

8. Liberals want you to pay more for gas. I couldn't make up this story if I tried.