THE WIRE - JACKING A KIA?

Over the last 3 years I have come to realize that not only are the city's criminals a bunch of dumb ass's, they are a special kind of dumb ass.  From crappy aim at drive by shootings, police chases that last 30 secs, robbing of dollar stores and fast food joints, robbing east side homes full of nothing and now Car Jacking a freaking Kia.  If you bastards don't get your act together we might not set the murder record!


1.  The Kansas City Metro pawn shops are going to be full of crap from Olathe.  So if you are looking to get a good deal on the flow bee mullet attachment now is your chance.


2.  Someone actually carjacked a Kia.  Dumb ass.


3.  If you cant rob people that don't speak english then who can you rob?


4.  Are KCMO residents driving further north to dump their bodies?


5.  Independence will have to go back to Meth


6.  Can West Shawnee succeed from the rest of the city?  This kid is a freaking joke.  Nice job jack ass.