The Wire - It's Not What You Know, It's What You Can Prove

Two Weekends in a row with a low murder count?  Just goes to show you that even murderers and gang bangers like to work Monday - Friday and take the weekends off like the rest of us.  For far to long they have been working 24/7 and neglecting their families just so they could increase our crime stats.  Maybe the unionized?

1.  KCMO cops remove a drunk driver from the streets, forever.
2.  Dead Body Sunday - Northland
3.  KCK Gangbangers keep it old school with a Drive By murder. 
4.  Lawrence chicks aren't use to showing the goods off unless they have at least 1 weak drink
5.  Are there really any "suspicious" deaths in KCK ? 
6.  Sex offender gets off easy with a life sentence. 
7.  East Side man robs Circle K wearing a surgical mask.  Makes sense.  They are light weight and disposable.  At least our criminals are innovative.

The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....

The Wire - Spring Cleaning

Any good murder handicapper can tell you that temperature is a key factor when predicting violent crime in this city.  The first day of Spring this year didn't let us down. 

1.  House Party 4 - 3 shot 1 killed in KCMO
2.  It's 3am, you are in East KCMO and at a bar WTF did you think would happen - 2 shot - 1 killed
3.  Going to a 7-11 in East KCMO is pretty freaking stupid - Dead
4.  KCK man arrested for being a naked perv in a strangers house.





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KANSAS CITY BLEEDS

There are so many over achievers this weekend that it was hard to choose who to feature.  The below pieces of crap did a great job of separating themselves from the rest of the pack.

1.  Only a thief in KCMO would be dumb enough to target a store in which the highest priced item is a dollar. 
2.  Cold temperatures don't frighten off Prospect ave. shooters.  1 dead.
3.  KCMO alley ways serve as tombs for its residents.
4.  Olathe Tough guy murders 3 week old child.  Have a nice short life in prison you piece of Sh&*
5.  Wichita is just now getting their first homicide of the year?  Slackers
6.  16 Year Old KCK chick get acceptance letter from her first choice prison.  Full Ride scholarship for life.

THE WIRE - Shell Casings

When there is only a single murder in KCMO it almost seems like a fluke.  I am sure that the rest of the bodies will start showing up later this week.

1,  Ain't no party like an East Side Party if you want to get shot.

2.  This story could only take place in a town called Gypsum, Ks.  Stupid Hillbillies

3.  The Wornall area is getting worst each week that passes.

4.  Gun shot wounds are so common in KCK that they are now being called "minor injuries" .  Two shot in KCK gang battle.

THE WIRE - RED SNOW

Despite the cold temperatures, Chiefs game, warning from the Mayor and the Aflockalypse the city's best and brightest continued on with their murdering ways.  This goes to show you the production level that an unionized workforce can provide.

1.  BP spills blood up in the Northland with the help of some fine citizens.
2.  The only time we ever hear of a street in KCK is when somebody gets shot.  May Lane gets 2.
3.  North OP crime continues to rise.  Jimmy Johns Robbery
4.  Gladstone Bank Robbed and nobody cares.
5.  Assault weapons are the alarm clock of choice in the East Side

Scoreboard KCK

Could this finally be the year that the runner up city (in everything) overtakes KCMO for the murder throne?  Doubtful, but they did get on the scoreboard first this year with the first homicide in the metro. 

Way to go fellas. 

THE WIRE - Funkhouser is dangerous

 

It is good to be back discussing crime in this jacked up city.  Can anyone say that the violence in this city has seen any reduction in the past 3 years?  Then why the hell would you want to reelect Funkhouser?  Are sidewalks in front of schools more important than saving lives?  This man and his administration have been a failure in protecting the citizens of Kansas City which is truly the only job that the government should do. 

1. Pedophile was a Scout Leader and Cop?  Don't these groups do any background checks?
2.  Apparently the threat of terrorism and violent crime in our city has vanished.  Why else would they spend so much time and money on a freaking online gambling ring.
3.  "Tougher neighborhoods"?  Reading this story you would think that this took place in East KCMO and not Overland Park.  Nice writing.
4. Independence Cop tries out for the part of Barney Fife.
5.  KCK cops raid the ONE apartment complex in KCK that doesn't have a drug lab.  What are the odds?

THE WIRE - DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR

Kansas City, Mo & KCK are such great places to live. I see why you guys are so quick to defend the city's that you live in.  The culture is outstanding!


1.  Estimated price of a life in Liberty = $45
2.  Couples night in KCMO - Murder Suicide. 
3.  The latest in a weekend of blood in the metro - 39th street.
4.  Body under a blanket and a smell were enough to get the police involved on the Plaza.
5.  6 in the morning is never good in the hood. Carjacking
6.  Another fairytale life ends in the East Side.  
7.  Man gunned down and the chick was abducted in KCK.
8.  Ugly Independence "woman" probably killed her husband.  Classy.
9.  Woman killed, man dead.  Your typical East Side Friday night.
10.  KCK tries to keep pace with the Varsity squad this weekend.  Game Over
11. Another freaking carjacking and shooting in KCMO. 
12.  After the shot and robbed this dude they stole his freaking pants. lol. 

THE WIRE - WELCOME TO KC, ENJOY YOUR STAY

We haves knives, molesters, shooters ohh and the Sprint Center.


1.  Trying to stab cops in KCK will get your dumb ass shot.
2.  Joco kids use colorful chalk to draw pictures on sidewalks.  KCMO kids use white chalk to outline corpses on their sidewalks.
3.  Is a knife something you would use to rob a store with?  Wouldn't a pretend gun be better than that?  Rookies
4.   Chester the Molester pleads guilty in Parkville
5.  Whiskey Tango on the run from KCK murder

THE WIRE - SEX, MONEY & MURDER

Are metro bangers getting an early start this year? 
1.  If it weren’t for the large amount of murders on Olive most of us wouldn’t even know that the street existed. Add another one to the tally
2. Pointing a gun at officers isn’t a good enough reason to get shot.   That comes from the Braniac family in KCK whose son was killed by police after the kid was involved in a rolling gun battle through the city. 
3. Kansas city’s arson problem continues to grow and grow and grow and…..
4.  Happy Rock chick shot twice in shoulder.
5.  41 year old dudes both named William involved in KCK standoff. If you don’t have your life figured out by 40 then you might as well be in prison.

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THE WIRE – WEEKEND KETCHUP

Postmen have nothing on our gang bangers.  We had rain, snow and sleet and they were still able to drop bodies. 
1.  6 people 4 shots 0 injured = Poor Aim in the East Side.
2.  When was Barney Fife sworn into the Liberty PD?
3.  POS home invader caught and shot in the East SIde.
4.  KCK girl raped by 25 year old (soon to be prison bitch) man. 
5.  KCK corpse identified.

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THE WIRE - CRIMINAL MINDED

After the week that some of us bloggers have had I thought that the headline was fitting for todays wire segment.  

1.  Jocoeveryman faces life in Prison for inappropriate use of  control+c and control+v.  
2.  Jocosob faces 50 years under the "guilty by association" act passed by the morse township in 1873.  
3.  Have I been typing on a fake laptop?  


4.  KCK residents don't have the holiday spirit.  One dead, shot, murdered, killed.......

5.  You never hear people say that murder victims were anything other than "good kid".  Do bad kids ever get shot in KCMO? 
6.  Pepper Spray 1 Fake Gun 0
7.  Fat Albert is wanted for OP theiving.  Russel is going to be pissed!

THE WIRE - KCMO IS ITS OWN HORROR STORY

The seriel killers in KCMO run the streets every night.  They don't hide behind hockey masks or only appear in your dreams.  No these killers want you to know who is killing you and they kill you when you are asleep or awake.  


1.  No time of day is safe on Prospect.  
2.  If this guy would of "Gotten Down" as instructed he wouldn't of been shot at an East Side bar.
3.  Bus stations on Troost are full of people with guns.
4. These poor kids live in an environment where simply getting into their car can get them hit with shotgun pellets.
5. KCK teen will not live to see Halloween. 

EVEN CHURCH IS DANGEROUS IN KCK

Why in the hell did this pastor let this guy be a youth leader?  HE TOLD YOU THAT HE HAD BEEN IN PRISON AND ALL YOU DID WAS A GOOGLE SEARCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

The Pastor of this church is dangerous

NIGHTMARE IN THE EAST SIDE

Sure the west bottoms has the haunted houses but the real horror stories are taking place in the East Side.  Instead of machetes, chainsaws and knives for fingers the east side uses double barrels, glocs and knives.  

1.  KCMO turns more double shootings in a season than the Royals do double plays.

2.  Nothing good ever happens on Truman Road.  Just ask this dead guy.

3.  This guy managed to hit all the blighted parted of towns during his police chase.

4.  What are the odds of pulling over a KCK school bus and finding a crimal?  

THE WIRE - ONCE A TIME IN THE PROJECTS YO..............

Gang Bangers don't die, they multiply........or at least that is what they seem to do. You would think that sooner or later there would be 1 lone gang banger left, you know kinda like king of the mountain. It makes you wonder how many residents in KCK and KCMO are killers.

1. Dead bodies in KCMO are nearly as common as dead squirells in JOCO neighborhoods. 2 shot on Troost.


2. STANLEY QT ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


3. The mayors inability to handle the blight in KCMO is going to lead to firefighters getting hurt.



4. Piece of crap gang banging cowards shoot 2 little kids in KCK. Attention Gang Bangers; you are not bad ass's for shooting at people 100 yards away from you in a moving car. You are cowards.

KCK WT SUSPECT IN MISSING OP GIRL

Sometimes you just see a picture of someone and know that they are pieces of crap. This piece of crap is a perfect example.

BEGGERS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

If you are living in a housing project FOR FREE in KCK don't complain about the stench.  What did you expect?  A nice view and the smell of roses?  Just be glad you have a roof over your head you ungrateful bastards.  

It's probably the smell of decomposing bodies

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Even in the rain Kansas City manages to drop bodies.

1. And they wonder why businesses don't open in the East Side. 1 dead.

2. How WT is this story? Man assaults his girlfriend, runs from police on ATV and then offs himself.

3. Instead of admitting to gang violence in their community most of the city's ignore it due to the bad PR it gives the city.... How is this murder for PR?

4. Nobody dies in KCK on accident...

5. South KC gets gangster.

6. JOCO women run slow........
7. For the last 2 years I have been talking about the crap hole that 75th street area has become......