Showing posts with label gardner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gardner. Show all posts

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Joco Residents have a "guy" for everything

Doesn't someone get hired to kill someone at least once a year in Gardner?  It seems like this story is a repeat of crap that we have all read covered.  There must be a lot of bitchy women out there. 

On a side note, which JOCO town is worst Olathe or Gardner?

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Wire - Mo Murda

2 murders and it is only Wednesday.  Vegas odds makers have nothing on my ability to predict murders in the metro. 

1. When the headline to this story read "Johnson County" I couldn't believe it.  Then I saw that this topless WT whore did this in Gardner and well, it just kinda fit.  Gardner is our Raytown.
2.  There is no such thing as safety in numbers when you live in KCMO.  1 Dead East Side.
3.  General Store Robbery?  I hope Floyds Barber Shop is safe.
4.  East Side Problem Solver is a Revolver.  40 year old woman killed

Thursday, April 07, 2011

The Wire -Dead City Walking

Look for a nice uptick in crime this weekend.  The weather is nice, guns are loaded and there is plenty of revenge to be had.  Happy shootings this weekend fellas.

1.  Psycho plots to shoot up High School in Missouri
2.  Family of molested girl passed on telling the cops and decided to just keep the man away.  OH, the girl was 5.
3.  Gardner standoffs suck compared to KCMO standoffs.
4.  JOCO homes will continue to be burglarized until we put up check points on 435 to block all Missouri residents from our county unless they have papers
5.  You know times are tough when the professional crooks in Missouri have to use ROCKS to rob people.
6.  It wouldn't be the same if we didn't have a KCMO stabbing to report.  50 stitches is decent but I would of liked to of see a little more effort.
7.  12 year old raped by 18 year old in Grandview.
8.  Home Invasions in KCMO are making a comeback.
9.  KCK steps up to the plate with a nice gas station shooting off of 10th street.  Rare for such a nice part of town.....

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


I am going to call for an Emergency Meeting of the SOJOCO Free Masons. This meeting will be yet another step in creating a "Blue Valley" county

Standoff and Gunshots in Gardner have pushed me over the edge.

Sunday, November 09, 2008


Now that we have a new president it is time to get back in the game. Let's see what our friends the gangbangers, coc slangers, pimps, whores, douchebags, johns and deadbeats have been up to.

1. It appears that East Side criminals have dropped the guns and knives and decided to ram their victims, this time it was law enforcement.

2. Pedos should be rounded up and gang raped on Halloween to prevent this type of thing.

3. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos. Nothing good ever happens at Casinos at 5am.

4. Does it really surprise anyone that meth was found at a Gardner, Ks daycare center? I am still trying to figure out what purpose Gardner serves JOCO?

5. It is good to see the East Side is still the East Side. 2 Dropped in the hood.

6. Thanks to these bastards, tricking old people just got more difficult. There goes one of lifes simple pleasures.

Monday, July 21, 2008


It was a great weekend for violence in the metro. This is what you would call a Chamber of Commerce weekend. A weekend that a city should be proud of.......If that city was centrally located in Hell.

1. Stick and Stones will break, well a Semi.

2. Man gets stabbed to death over EBT CARD(WELFARE) by his 51 year old girlfriend. A true East Side love story.

3. Gardner, Ks best & brightest " I didn't know I stabbed him".

4. Dead bodies are popping up all over the place.

5. It isn't even safe to wash your car in KCK. KEEP THAT HOOPTIE DIRTY AND STAY ALIVE.

6. Man gets free hair cut (from knife) by home invader.

7. At least this guy can say that he got shot on the street named after the former Mayor.

8. Man shot on Central Avenue. Central to what? Hell?