THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

Damn, was Noah in charge of crime this weekend. It seems that stabbings, murders, shootings and drive by's all came in two's. NOW THIS is a bible story I could get into.........OH, and how about you folks that fled KCMO to a suburb on the Missouri side? Damn.

1. Blue Springs is quickly becoming yet another doomed KCMO suburb. 2 people got Bobby Flayed.

2. Of all the places on the Plaza they could of robbed they chose this one?
3. Another standoff in Lee's Summit.

4. East Side bodies still dropping despite Funkhousers stance against guns. Well imagine that.

5. Independence doubles down on shootings.

6. KCK drive by shooters are improving their aim.

THE WIRE - DOUCHE BAGS AND GANGSTERS

If it wasn't for the slums surrounding gods country here in JOCO life would truly be boring. You idiots seriously make things interesting with all of your shootings and lame crime prevention ideas.

1. STD's and Bullet wounds. Sounds like a great name for a Westport Bar.

2. Once again Nothing good ever happens in KCK let alone after 2am.

3. This is too good to be true! Block parties to prevent crimes! If ever there was a case of symbolism over substance this is it. The douche bag that came up with this is freaking awesome.

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood a beautiful day in the neighborhood. That is until you get shot, stabbed are attacked with a hatchet!

KCK/KCMO continue to be crap holes.


1. Hiding in the corner and closing your eyes wont prevent your ass from getting jacked in the East Side.

2. The East Side doubles down on attempted murder this morning.

3. Hallway shooting in East Side Projects ruin carpet and add to death count.

4. If ever there was a photo of a Pedobastard it is this sickos picture. Holy crap!

5. 12th and central isn't the most picturesque place to be killed.

THE WIRE - MONEY GONE

Can you imagine what the KCPD could do with the "Mammy gate" money? I wonder if the warthog realizes that her ignorance could end up causing lives.
1. The gangsterization of Lawrence continues outside of the campus.

2. The only thing Parallel to KCK is hell. Just ask these two bastards.

3. KCK Teen travels to Shawnee to rape women.

4. Another automotive tomb in the East Side.

5. KCK man shot to kick the weekend off.

THE WIRE -THE ART OF WAR

Sooner or later people will come to grips with the fact that the metro area is smack dab in the middle of gang wars. Instead of pulling guns off the street I say put more of them in the street. Lets finish this war once and for all.

1. East Side crime heads north.

2. The KCK chamber of commerce will now be issuing Colors as their promotional video.

3. At least KCMO residents are starting to wise up and rob banks where there is money, Leawood.

4. Scary looking white dude with Hatchet is finally taken off the street.

5. In 2009 kids don't want ice cream, they want heroine.

6. Another KCK shooting to start off the weekend right.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"“Ambassadors” work for betterment of downtown KCK"

Talk about your lost causes. Unless these ambassadors are licensed bulldozer drivers this program is doomed.

CLUELESS ON CRIME

Listening to the KCK police department blame the high crime on the temperature is awesome. If you will remember it was this blog that told you how to calculate crime based on temp etc.. But seriously, how freaking clueless are they? The problem with KCK isn't the heat its the freaking street gangs.

The temperature was the same in JOCO and you didn't see a murder spree. Only the ignorant will buy this excuse from KCK police. Remember they are trying to develop the west side of the community so gang violence in the east side is bad for biz.

Go out on youtube and you can see little kids holding assault weapons, drugs etc.. all in KCK and KCMO.

More later on this. Lots more.

THE WIRE - HOLY CRAP!

This is what you call a Hall of Fame weekend. Seriously, look at this crap. Obviously the metro police are in way over their heads. Stay in JOCO folks.

1. With so many robberies going on in the metro criminals are having to rob Super Cuts in order to get some cash.

2. Iranians aren't the only ones facing tear gas. KCMO police deal with an idiot threatening to kill cops.

3. Relax the dress code and 3 people get stabbed. Keep it classy KCMO.

4. KCK cops finally start dropping bodies.

5. Do you think they teach you to drive into a pole when shot in KCMO drivers ed classes?

6. This KCK shooter doesn't understand a drive by. You dont get into the car after you shoot them! DUH!

7. Store owners are starting to shoot back at robbers. Awesome.

8. To own a convenient store at 5th and Quindaro is freaking insane. Luckily this clerk has good aim.

9. And another KCK murder.

2 KIDS IN LESS THAT A WEEK!!!!!!

I am speechless. Look if the adults of KCK want to kill eachother FINE but these kids are INOCENT!

KCK HELL

You have to feel bad for kids born into an environment of death, murder, drugs, rape and poverty. What hope do kids have when the people that are suppose to be their role models are out killing people? KCK as a community is a failure. If you are over the age of 16 and live in KCK or work for the KCK government you should be ashamed of yourselves.

1. KCK neighbors aren't capable of checking on the the status of their elderly neighbors.

2. THIS QUOTE MAKES ME SiCK! "Outside the front door, they found the body of a 3-year-old." The sick bastard that killed these 4 people including this little girl needs to die a slow painful death.

THE WIRE - RETURN OF THE CHAMPIONS

Welcome back killers..

1. KCK steps up to the plate and delivers. One dropped.


2. Even shrines to the teenage dead are targets in the jacked up city.


3. The lord provided Copper for them to sell.

THE WIRE - A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE.

As the metro slips deeper into gang violence the police are doing what???????

1. It isnt safe for old people(or anyone) to drive in KCK. Just ask this 60 year old that got beaten and dragged.

2. 16 year old killed in gang related shooting didn't go out without a fight.

3. Texting leads to standoff and suicide in JOCO.

4. Add 2 more to the tally of the shooting above.

THE WIRE - PANIC ZONE

Back in the mid 80's there was a rapper that called himself the Arabian Prince. The dude only had two songs that were any good so you MIGHT not of heard of him. Anyways one the songs "Panic Zone" is a very fitting song for "The Wire" today.

1. Hispanic robbers are at least passionate. Just ask this lady who got a kiss from the criminal that just jacked yet another Hispanic Market. Blind, deaf & dumb people have yet to make the connection to the Mexican Mafia. That is why you have me.

2. Luck #13 for 7-11 on Wornall.

3. Public intoxication enough to commit suicide? You Wyco bastards are crazy!

4. When its a little muggy outside it is a good idea to take your stabbings indoors. Good thinking KCK.

5. Isn't it good sportsmanship to shake hands before a fight? They got this story all wrong.

MINIVANS FOR TARGET PRACTICE ?

KCK residents should be embarrassed! Shooting up a minivan? Come on, thats not gangster.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

You gotta love a warm dry weekend!

1. As JOCO kids celebrate their High School graduations and prepare for college, KCK kids are already working in there future profession. 3 shot in one night.

2. Don't you think it would be a good idea to hide the keys if you work at a freaking group home. The best part of this story is the fact that a 10 year old was involved in the theft. Awesome!

3. Pulling a knife on someone is common place in KCMO schools. Hell it is even encouraged considering the alternative is pulling a gun. Well when it happens at a OP middle school it is headline worthy!

4. JOCO's low crime rate allows officers to spend time helping people in other ways.

THE WIRE - DUCK AND COVER

If you go East of State Line this weekend remember to duck and cover. It wont help but it sounds like I care.

1 . Can you really call Ruskin Way park a park? I am surprised that they only found one body there.

2. Dog raping dude from Turkey is being sent home...
3. Hispanic grocery stores remain popular targets.

4. Robbing convenient stores is soo 2008. Then again in the east side is is also so 2007. 2006, 2005, etc...........

5. 34th and Orville is a crap hole.This break in is probably the only time anyone has gone to that school in weeks.

We know people are going to get murdered this weekend. Just make sure that it isn't you.

THE WIRE - CLICK CLACK

The beautiful sound of weapons emptying rounds filled the night air once again in the metro. If you hear the sound "click clack" duck!

1. Man with 3 grams of weed talking on his cell phone at 45th and Troost gets shot in the mouth and it is news? I call that status quo.

2. Meth labs in KCMO apartment complexes nearly out number pools at JOCO complexes.

3. KCK ends its scoring drought last night with 1 person murdered and 1 person injured in an evening shooting.

4. Man dumped at hospital after suffering life threatening wounds from a gunshot in KCMO.

5. Prairie Village kids skip guns and knives and go straight for the WMD's.

HOW FITTING!

Is it any surprise that WYCO is leading the pack in pig flu outbreaks in Kansas? Even though they have it, indoor plumbing has never really caught on in most of the area. I would advise the rest of the Metro to avoid direct contact with that area.

SOJOCO residents I would advise that we avoid all contact with people residing on the otherside of 87th street just in case.

KCK HOUSE = SOJOCO CAR?

This should put things in perspective for a lot of people in this town that don't quite understand the difference between KCK & KCMO.

The house that burned to the ground in KCK has an estimated value of 50k and that is after renovations!

GREAT USE OF LAND

Putting a housing project on a potential environmental hazard is an excellent use of land. I have to give you bastards some credit for this one.

By the way I think the residents of KCK's most dangerous projects have more to worry about than some chemicals on their carrots. The only ture environmental hazard at Juniper comes from empty shell casings.