If you go East of State Line this weekend remember to duck and cover. It wont help but it sounds like I care.
1 . Can you really call Ruskin Way park a park? I am surprised that they only found one body there.
2. Dog raping dude from Turkey is being sent home...
3. Hispanic grocery stores remain popular targets.
4. Robbing convenient stores is soo 2008. Then again in the east side is is also so 2007. 2006, 2005, etc...........
5. 34th and Orville is a crap hole.This break in is probably the only time anyone has gone to that school in weeks.
We know people are going to get murdered this weekend. Just make sure that it isn't you.
