HOW FITTING!

Is it any surprise that WYCO is leading the pack in pig flu outbreaks in Kansas? Even though they have it, indoor plumbing has never really caught on in most of the area. I would advise the rest of the Metro to avoid direct contact with that area.

SOJOCO residents I would advise that we avoid all contact with people residing on the otherside of 87th street just in case.

DEATH BY PIG

If you were to die of a sickness would you really want it to be called Swine Flu? What an embarrassing eulogy that would be. Can't we at least think of a cooler name than that? Swine flu just doesn't have the same ring to it as Ebola.

1. Let us all hope that Doug Heffernan is safe.

2. Drug Cartels cant clear the streets of Mexico but coughing pigs can.

3. As if the Europeans needed another reason to hate us.

4. Oops, too late. EU already screwed.

SEQUELS ARE NEVER AS GOOD

Wow Hollywood really blew it this time. First off they replace a cool little monkey with a stupid pig. Second it takes place in Mexico instead of small town USA. Whoever wrote the script this Outbreak sequel is a hack.