DEATH BY PIG
If you were to die of a sickness would you really want it to be called Swine Flu? What an embarrassing eulogy that would be. Can't we at least think of a cooler name than that? Swine flu just doesn't have the same ring to it as Ebola.
1. Let us all hope that Doug Heffernan is safe.
2. Drug Cartels cant clear the streets of Mexico but coughing pigs can.
3. As if the Europeans needed another reason to hate us.
4. Oops, too late. EU already screwed.