DEATH BY PIG

If you were to die of a sickness would you really want it to be called Swine Flu? What an embarrassing eulogy that would be. Can't we at least think of a cooler name than that? Swine flu just doesn't have the same ring to it as Ebola.

1. Let us all hope that Doug Heffernan is safe.

2. Drug Cartels cant clear the streets of Mexico but coughing pigs can.

3. As if the Europeans needed another reason to hate us.

4. Oops, too late. EU already screwed.

WAR WITH MEXICO COMING TO A BIG SCREEN NEAR YOU

Finally there will be something worth wild to watch on the news. I can only take so much of missing persons and economy sucks reports. I have one request for the embeded reports. USE HD CAMERAS! Nobody wants to watch a war in low resolution.

QUICK HITS

1. "I REPEAT, there is no arson problem in Kansas City. All of these fires in the vacants are just a coincidence." - Kansas City Media

2. These guys might of listened to the Mayor and dropped the guns and picked up their keys. You have to admire their effort and creative thinking.

3. If you thought that the problems that KCMO was having with drug dealers and shootings in Swope Park was bad checkout what we in JOCO have to deal with at our parks.

4. KCMO cracks down on weed.

5. Don't think we have a problem on our southern border? Mexican soldiers cross border and take hostages.

6. Doesn't Obama have many of the same views that Hugo has? If Obama wins the election this could be a sign of things to come for the United States.

7. Pelosi finds something else that she sucks at.

8. 3,000, 000 bees found in home.