This is a rough draft so bare with me.
12 School superintendents
11 homicides in planning
10 Vacant homes a burning
9 Teachers striking
8 "Mammies" a milking
7 Companies closing
6 Car jackings
5 an arena with VACANCYYYYYYY
4 City Counsel turds
3 Conventions Leaving
2 Teams that suck
AND A CRAPPY MAYORS CHRISTMAS TREE
