How pissed was Horner?

The late arrival of the storm last night had to make Katie furious. The past few months have been full of 40 degree/rainy days, a forecast that even she can't mess up. The one chance that she has had this season at scaring the crap out of the mindless drones that tune in for forecast (rather than making fun of her) passed her by. How will she handle it?

I WILL GUARANTEE YOU that the next time there is a chance of lightening in Wichita she will be predicting the end of the world for the metro(in her jeans of course).

Just how bad are the weather people in this town? TKC's blog had a link to a story by the New York Times in which they basically call our TV crystal ball readers, idiots.

HOW BAD IS KCK?

KCK is so jacked up that the federal government is sending in funds to fight crime. Why stop there? Screw Iraq, send the surge forces into KCK. Besides, throwing money at a problem is never the solution unless it goes to hiring more police, tearing down vacant homes/buildings and better surveillance equipment for under cover work.

IF THIS PLACE ISN'T FULL TONIGHT

KCK is having a public meeting tonight on how to revitalize their community. This is a chance for those of you residing in Satan's playground to tell the leaders THAT YOU ELECTED to clean up your town. Like most communities full of crime their are innocent civilians (good people) that are stuck and looking for help, if you don't go and speak up then don't complain.

When I turn on the news tonight I expect to see overflow crowds, T -Shirts with catchy slogans like "up with hope & down with dope" and maybe a few pissed off midgets. IF NOT, then don't come in here and complain that this blog treats your city poorly.

KC LOVES IT'S DRUNK DRIVERS

Today the sports radio chat is full of people complaining that the Chiefs can't sign J Allen. This is the same guy that threatened the lives of other motorist not once, but twice because he decided to get behind the wheel after getting bombed. Why the hell do you morons want this guy to represent our team and city? He is ONE more offense away from getting a season threatening suspension.

Stop crying and deal with the fact that he is going to go. We sucked with him, we will suck without him.

Lets hope that this is one prediction of TKC's that will actually come true.

FILED UNDER "WHO GIVES A CRAP"

Anyone else sick of hearing about an earthquake that happened 2 states away? If you say you felt your house shake YOU ARE LYING! Wake me up when the streets are opening up, bridges are falling & people are dead..... Wait we already have that going on without the over hyped earthquake.

Get over yourselves people.

QUICK HITS - JOCO EDITION

RDM & TKC made an excellent (funny) observation regarding a recent blog post I made. Have I been to hard on the crap holes of KCK & KCMO? There is a good chance of that. He also pointed out that we the people of JOCO have problems too. After spending the morning talking to sources, digging up articles on line & talking to local police officials I have decided to put JOCO on notice.

1. Man excluded from block party due to length of grass.

2. Noise from kids playing causes disturbance at local BBQ.

3. Chamois scratches SUV!

4. High Def TV outage causes problems for locals in Leawood.

5. Maid Service threatened due to immigration crack down.

6. Over flow of high school grads out of JOCO a good thing?

7. Families fight over proper temp to serve wine at weekend dinner party!

8. SUV emissions by JOCO residents cause environmental risk for the urban core.

9. JOCO man walks into East Side gas station and uses debit card!

10 White driver pulled over on Prospect by KCMO police complains about racial profiling.

11. Yet another violent incident involving a putter at local Golf Course.

MO MURDA, MO MURDA, MO MURDA

Take the weekend off and all hell breaks loose. People in KCK & KCMO have got to hate Spring-Fall. While those of us living Americas Dream in the burbs chase off the occasional bee those in KCK & KCMO spend their time ducking knives, bullets, arson, car jackings, rape and the always popular home invasion.
Here are the weekend highlights.

1. Someone stumble on this poor dead bastard left to rot in the street.

2. This one tops it all off. KCK bartender killed.

3. Walking home at 6:30pm is suppose to be safe right? Not in KCMO.

4. Man avoids ticket by killing himself.

5. Putting a Sonic on Cleaver Blvd. was not exactly a smart business move.

A SLAP IN THE FACE TO VETERANS

WTF!

FUNNY SEX LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES

I just stumbled across this little gem over on Fox News. While this stuff is hilarious, it is further proof that we are a society with wayyyyyyyy too many laws.

KC METRO DROPS THE BALL ON CRIME

I was away from the computer, tv & radio for most of the day yesterday so I missed this little gem of a story. Anyways, I just came across a headline on KSHB's website this morning that was a little misleading to me, "Authorities hope to reduce startling statistics". I clicked on the link expecting to see them FINALLY discuss the violent crime that has been spiraling out of control in the metro and instead read a piece of crap discussion regarding cyclists, pedestrians & automobile accidents.

HOW FREAKING BLIND ARE THE MORONS IN CHARGE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR THIS CITY.

I spoke with a friend in the KCMO police department last week and he told me that morale was low. I can only imagine what this PR stunt is doing for morale amongst the brave men & women that try to protect our streets.

What the hell is next, A BIKE RODEO!