HIP HOP FLASHBACK

THE OBAMA PLAN

The Obama plan to deal with detainees at Gitmo seems like an even more brilliant idea after reading this story. I hope that Obama can live with himself if one of the guys he cuts loose ends up killing thousands of Americans.

MISSOURI INBREEDERS

Those of us that live in JOCO have suspected Missourians of inbreeding for decades. Here is some more proof to back up our theory.
THE SICK BASTARD THAT DID THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO GITMO BEFORE IT CLOSES

Elena Dementieva PICS

HOT OR NOT

Is she still hot even without hands and feet?

WORLD OF NERF

If you cant take advantage of kids with short attention spans or dyslexia then who can you take advantage of? Its not like this team was some special olympics team out there, these were kids with ADD not physical limitations.

If you can't compete don't field a team.

WE ARE SCREWED.

HOLY CRAP! 1 trillion dollars and no freaking answer?

KCMO IS BEHIND THE TIMES

While KCMO puts up traffic cams other cities, states and counties start taking them down.

The next thing to come out of KCMO city hall will be Rickshaws instead of blight rail.

300

Interesting that both of these animal stories deal with 300 animals.

1. 300 roosters and some pitbulls MIGHT be a sign that something illegal is going on.

2. 300 rats left on the side of the ride resorted to cannibalism. AWESOME.

THE TONGI BOMBER.

It is always the quiet little towns that breed the wannabe bombers. This time the yute was in 6th grade and handy with M-80 powder. Nothing says WT more than your kid bringing explosives to school.

PORN AT THE WORK PLACE

For the longest time I have been wondering why the uneducators at the KCMOSD were willing to work with out a contract. Turns out it was for porn. That's right, porn watching in the classroom.

This crap writes itself.

THE WIRE

1. KCMO + PCP = Naked man hiding under bridge.. Sounds like a good place to raise a family.

2. It is one thing to waste your time robbing a tannery once but to do it twice? How much freaking money could one of those joints have in them?

3. With the temperatures warming up you knew it was only a matter of time before a dead body surfaced from beneath the ice in KCMO.

4. Short and Small robs Big and Tall in OP. Tip: If a man that is neither big or tall walks into your fatman store you MIGHT want to keep your eyes on him.

5. "Suspicious vehicle tipped them off", I guess it wasnt full of bullet holes and sitting on 20's.