Friday, December 12, 2008

METRO BLOG DRINKING GAME


Take a shot every time you see the name Funkhouser, Squitiro and racism.

KCMOSD TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THEIR ROLE


For every bitching teacher of that crap hole district that wants to go public with their grievances I say we produce 10 illiterate kids that they produced. Show some results before you start bitching.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

QUICK HITS


TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY.

1. Girl stabs boyfriend for refusing sex. If you take a look at the mugshot you will see why he did.

2. More liberal media cutbacks.

3. AlGore is the only person on earth that makes Funkhouser look intelligent.

4. Barney Frank admits that saving the Auto companies is nothing more than pandering to the UAW.
5. Yet another Obama associate under investigation

6. Could someone please tell Colin Powell that he is no longer needed nor wanted in the Republican party. This guy turned traitor on the party how many times and now wants to bash conservative voices???????????????????????????????
7. Hell froze over!

8. A web browser for African Americans??????? Do we really need to have BROWSERS BASED ON ETHNICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. 20% of teens are having sex, well kinda, sorta, in a nerd way.

10. Caylee's body found??????

THANK YOU SANTA!

KENTUCKY FRIED SLUTS


HIP HOP FLASH BACK



GREATEST GROUP TO COME OUT OF THE EAST COAST

DEAD TOWN WALKIN


Forbes magazine today wrote the obit for Grandview, Mo. If you are looking for suspects in the death of this suburb community you needn't look any further than KCMO. How many more suburbs are going to fall victim to the plague that is KCMO.

Independence, Raytown, Grandview etc........

CARRIE UNDERWOOD THURSDAYS

JOCO BLOGGERS


I am trying to gather a list of bloggers (that don't suck) for my blogroll that live in JOCO. If you aren't on the list and would like to be please send me an email with your blog url.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

PHOTO OF THE DAY

I got this in an email and had to share.

TEACHERS PLANNING PERIOD?


Teachers get all the best perks, summers off and now this.

QUICK HITS


TEN STORIES THAT YOU MORONS SHOULD OF READ TODAY WITHOUT ME TELLING YOU TO.

1. America takes another step towards socialism. I can't wait to have Arbor day off.

2. Jesse Jackson Jr. says he as done nothing wrong, which of course means that he is guilty as hell.

3. Terrorist have there own little cyber world to rage war in.

4. Miami is using foreclosed homes to house the homeless.... There is soo much wrong with this story.

5. STL moron gets stuck in chimney trying to rob a house the Clause way.

6. KCMOSD swears in another crop of idiots to fail your kids.

7. As it snows in Houston today scientist in the UK testify about man made global warming. Liberals are such idiots.

8. KCMO parents are upset that their kids were made to go to school with a couple of inches of snow on the ground. Normally I would call these parents a bunch of pansies BUT considering where their kids were attending to school, they might have a point.

9. Is Kansas City without two meteorologists on the news tonight?

10. 800k for allegedly being called mammy? Crap you can call me a lot worst for a lot less. This chick is starting to look petty.

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!


I never thought I would read this headline. "KC POLICE SWEEP NETS 92 ARRESTS". So what if this only a diversionary tactic by the mayor to get himself and his wife out of the headlines.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

A BREAK FROM POLITICS

I will be taking a break from discussing National and Local politics until after the 1st of the year. I tried taking an unofficial break after the election but that didn't help so that leaves me with quitting cold turkey. I will still link to some of the stories but nothing beyond that.

Ever since the election it seems that every blog wants to be political, every blog wants to suddenly matter and every blog nearly sounds the same. So why not take 30 days off from covering crap that everyone else has said 1000 times? Seems like a good time to me.

SEX IN THE NEWS


While skimming the headlines this morning I couldn't help but notice that there were a ton of stories regarding sex posted today.

1. Amy Hawley of KSHB cover the topic "Too Tired for Sex"

2. Foxnews gives you 9 tips on how to keep sex from getting boring.

3. Jessica Biel is thankful for her body.

4. Hookers face tough times in Economy

5. Women cheat more than men.

6. Porn industry looks to help fight global warming by offering recycling of sex toys..EWW!

7. Tips for wives on how to survive when you are "Sex Starved"

8. 5 stocking stuffers.