THE WIRE - FIRST OF THE YEAR KICK OFF

It is said that you can tell a lot about the upcoming year based upon events that take place within the first week.

1. This guy didn't even test the waters before diving into Murder Fest 09.

2. JOCOians take note of this story! KCMO residents are invading our borders and stealing our cars. At least they have finally learned to steal better cars. Hopefully we won't read about a Geo being crajacked on Cleaver Blvd this year.

3. KCMO residents comminucate with their neighbors with bullets.

4. Apparently Omega Man doesn't fight fires either. I guess these old folks were getting in the way of economic growth on Prospect. Give me a tip KC, do you play with matches?

YOUR FRIENDS LIST

If you don't have mafia crime boss's on your Facebook friends list then you are missing out.

MU FOOTBALL PROGAM = FAILURE

What else is there to say about the past two years for MU football? This was the best crop of talent that MU has had in decades and they weren't able to win a National Title or even a freaking BCS game. If this was college basketball Pinkel would be called a choke artist who can't deliver when it counts.

Have fun rebuilding kitties.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS

I have to hand it to local Muslims on this one.

• Hamas attacks Israel for no reason.
• Israel finally retaliates.
• Hamas gets its ass kicked.
• Muslims in KC protest against Israel

Why the hell aren't they protesting Hamas? The simple answer is that Muslims hate Jewish people. So when you see these folks out there protesting today be sure to remind yourselves that they are actually protesting against the Jewish Religion. If it was about violence they would of started these protest the minute after the first rocket was launched by Hamas.

YOUR TV CHANNELS ARE SAFE

Time Warner and Viacom have come to an agreement therefore MTV, Comedy Central etc.. will remain on the air.

TONY HAS AN O-GASM

The O would stand for Omega Man, the Fred Phelps of the East Side. You knew it was coming though didn't you? Midtown was on the cover of the Pitch and you just knew that Tony was going to attack the guy that wrote the article because it made no mention of him. I just never thought Tony would go Jenna Jameson on Omega Man.

People that write blogs in the city take themselves way to serious and think that they are a lot more important than they are. Do people really take these things that seriously?

Give me a tip Kansas City on who stole Tonys self respect. 816-omg-aman.

Blogs don't solve crimes, police officers solve crimes. The people that put there ass's on the line everyday trying to protect the streets from people that have no problems with taking the lives of others. The same people that chase criminals in the midst of criminal acts and get shot at. Not people that roll through the hood on a scooter and a cape 4 days after a crime has happened. And not people that don't know the difference between Leawood & Lee's Summit.

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN LINKS TO READ WHILE COUNTING THE CLOCK AT WORK TOMORROW

1. This disturbing story puts into detail the deaths of the Challenger astronauts.

2. Time Warner customers might find themselves asking if they want their MTV.

3. Anyone else think that it is funny when the extremist on the left ruin things for the man they follow like Christ?

4. There is no end to the whole 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon thing.

5. The end of the WHITE RAT in Denver.

6. Kansans, be scared.

7. Deb Herman says that the sky is blue and grass is green.

8. I have never understood why we just don't allow the people of Israel to wipe these bastards out. This thing would of been over a long time ago if we just turned them loose.

9. Breast feeding on Face Book is controversial but Breast feeding in the middle of the mall is just fine?

10. The Clintons will be dropping the ball in Times Square. I will give them a pass this time.

LIBERAL SAN FRAN RESIDENTS DISLIKE BLACK PEOPLE

Amazing that a city that would embrace a man marrying a llama have such bigotry for black people. Typical liberal do as I say not as I do rhetoric.

LEARY TUESDAYS

THE WIRE - SEASON FINALE

This seasons year in crime is about to come to an end. I for one am glad that the Mayor is all over this issue with programs such as____________&_________________, and lets not forget about_________. These great programs have done wonders for the safety of the youth in this city.

1. Last minute work is being put in by those seeking to set personal bests in Murder. Belmont Blvd. That folks is #126
2. If the guy can't even find his son how the hell is he suppose to find criminals that aren't related to him?

3. Remember the episode of Leave it to Beaver when Wally & the Beav stumbled across the meth lab? Yeah me neither. Some things are just meant to stay in Missouri.

4. HOW have we gone most of the year with little mention of RUSKIN! Thank god this guy got shot to remind me of that crap hole part of the city.

5. Gang Bangers will have to party some place else.

6. Not even the inmates of OZ had cable TV.

TO BE CONTINUED

BLACK LEADERS FAIL KCMO YOUTH

It isn't like this is surprising news to anyone that pays attention to what is going on in the inner city. These so called leaders and activists are overseeing one of the most deadly years in KCMO history yet they remain "leaders". How does this happen? When will the people of the East Side see their supposed leaders for what they are?

Leaders that fail get fired unless they are called "community activists". Has the East Sides crime rate gotten better? Is there new thriving business in the community? Is the blight gone? These leaders have failed their community in unforgivable ways and should simply do the honorable thing and step aside.

KWANZAA IN JOCO

That's right, there are 2 local Kwanzaa celebrations in JOCO this year. Those of you looking for an excuse to leave work and celebrate the , holiday now have an excuse. Be sure to pick up some of the great Kwanzaa crafts.

For those of you in JOCO that are still baffled by this holiday here is a helpful link for you to better educate yourselves on this holiday. I can not however find the listing for "Charlie Browns Kwanzaa".

By the way the man that invinted Kwanzaa hates America and enjoys torturing females.

THE WIRE

Further proof that if you live in KCMO your life is in danger at all times.

1. You never hear about accidental hand shooting at 2:45am in JOCO. Kudos to KCMO for making crime a 24 hour obsession. No word yet out of the Omega Man camp if this was a hate crime. I am sure that he is still trying to get the location right.

2. Another 2am shooting, this time in Lee's Summit. I truly feel for the good people of that town having to live that close to KCMO.

3. Merriam sucks so bad that this woman tried to jump off an overpass.

4. Business owners on Troost get robbed. Snow is wet.

5. It ain't an East Side party unless someone gets shot.

Caroline Kennedy: An American Dumb Ass``

Proof that money doesn't = intelligence.

AN EXAMPLE OF INTERNET DOUCHEBAGGERY

I was surprised this morning when I saw Tony link to Present "Magazines" top 10 blogs of the metro this morning. I figured that at least Tony was above the joining in of the circle jerk but I guess I was wrong.

Those of you that joined in on that circle jerk should be ashamed of yourselves for allowing your blog to become part of some sorta emo popularity party. Good lord.