CARRIE UNDERWOOD NAKED

Yeah right.

Anyways, starting tomorrow I will be putting up some posts each day by guest posters for you to enjoy. It should be an interesting experiment and I hope you enjoy reading some of their work.

These folks will be able to provide for you more details about specific topics covered on this blog than I have the attention span for.

This wont be all politics because frankly if it was I would shoot myself.

CHICKEN $H!T

Nothing more needs to be added

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Man Pretending to Fall Off Bridge Actually Falls"

GREAT USE OF LAND

Putting a housing project on a potential environmental hazard is an excellent use of land. I have to give you bastards some credit for this one.

By the way I think the residents of KCK's most dangerous projects have more to worry about than some chemicals on their carrots. The only ture environmental hazard at Juniper comes from empty shell casings.

OVER REACTION????????

YOU MIGHT be over reacting just a little if you suddenly think that in order to survive you have to grow your own food. The last time I checked the price of produce was still pretty low. I for one am embarrassed that this story takes place in JOCO. Please tell me that you are at least hiring illegals to harvest your "crops". If not you will loose your burb pass.

THE WIRE - WTF EDITION

You can't tell me that violent crime has come to a sudden halt in the metro. What the hell is this about? Im not falling for it at all. I think that even driveby killers like to spend a nice day at the park and are taking advantage of our recent weather change. I am going to go out on a limb here and predict that there will be at least 6 shootings from Friday - Sunday.

You see I believe in the KC criminal and will not give up on them and their desire to kill, rob, rape, threaten, hold hostage and jaywalk. Don't let me down people!

"SEX FOR SALE"

The question here is which group are the biggest whores. Those that are turning tricks or those using sex stories to get ratings.....

CAGE MATCH FRIDAY

Today I will be starting a new segment in the blog called "Cage Match Friday". In this section I will put two people that have been in the media lately up against each other in a battle to the death.
VS

THE WIRE - THE UMM joco EDITION

Blue Valley remains safe while old JOCO edges closer to WYCO status. Blue Valley County sounds pretty damn good right now.

1. The ghetto of PV is home to a child porn collector. Remember when PV was nice?

2. Last months wild west bank robbery in Lenexa gets even messier.

3. 3 more whores have been taken off the mean streets of Overland Park. Side note: What the hell is Whore #3 doing with the other two. Most whores are ugly but that one is damn ugly. Is she the bait and switch model?

DEAD MAN WALKING

I don't know if I should feel sorry for the guy or laugh at his ass for taking this job.

JAMAICANS HATE TAXES

WTF is this all about? I thought that conservatives in America were the only people in the world that didn't feel that paying high taxes was a good thing.

What does it say about our President when blunted out Jamaicans have better economic policies than he does?

SHE BE A SMART WUN PA

LARRY KING GETS OFF ON PALIN DAUGHTER

What is with this creepy old man asking for details on the sex between Palins kid and the WT kid? Holy crap.

UPDATES THIS AFTERNOON

Sorry but the war against socialism in America has many fronts and this one will have to wait until this afternoon. Remember to run like hell if you see an Acorn official coming your way!!!!!

MIRROR IMAGES

How timely is this story! It appears that Chavez is using the justice system to lock up rival leaders or people that don't agree with him. Didn't Obama say he was about to do the same thing?