Monday, November 05, 2012

Rioting Guide for Election Day

Remember the Fundamentals

1.  Wear a mask when looting - Don't be the dumb ass on the news carrying a TV out of a Best Buy without a mask.
2.   If you loot Dollar General, Dollar Tree or Dollar Store then you are too stupid to live.
3.  Looting fast food joints is never a good idea.  The street value of a Big Mac isn't all that high.
4.  If you are driving a semi truck DONT STOP AT RED LIGHTS.  You might get Reginald Denny'd 
5.  Wear hats and gloves.  It is cold and flu season and you don't want to be the one guy out of 1000 that  leaves a finger print.
6.  Avoid wearing gang colors - You are there to loot riot and you don't need to the distraction of Crip Dancing.
7.  Move your crap out tonight.  Chances are good that you will be torching your own neighborhood. 
8.  Don't post pictures of you burning crap down or looting on Facebook or Instagram.  This should be a no brainer but....
9.  Do not check in on Foursquare at a place you are about to loot.  There isn't a special badge for that (I think).
10.  Rob a bum of his shopping cart so you can carry more shit.
11.  If caught, tell them that your dad is the Mayor.
12.  If your dad is the mayor, throw up gang signs and act like a bad ass
13.  Use a task list and stay organized.  You want to make the most of your experience.  
14.  Don't be the guy rioting but didn't vote.  That is just classless.  If you didn't vote then steal a Just Voted Sticker from someone that did.  
15.  If you want to be on TV then act and speak like a complete fool.  The media will find you instantly.
16.  Use a high arc when throwing your rocks.  You don't want to be the guy that looks all over for the perfect rock to throw and throw it right at the riot shields. 
17.  Goggles are great against water cannons.  
18.  Rioting in the burbs isn't cool.  Hipsters love "the city"
19.  Use the bathroom before you leave. It is rude to piss or crap in the streets when rioting.  
20.  The early bird gets the worm. Don't wait for the official results to come in.  If you feel that Obama is going to lose then you need to hit the streets right away.  

Megyn Kelly from Fox News????


Sunday, November 04, 2012

KU Goes Muslim Brotherhood

University of Kansas: Muslim Brotherhood-linked Muslim Student Association explains it all for you - Jihad Watch 



"Kincaid said some of the misconceptions of Islam include terrorism, oppression among women, disliking America and the Prophet Muhammad portrayed as a war lord...."

Umm Yeah....

TAKE ACTION TUESDAY

Send these two home where they can ruin their own lives and not ours


Friday, November 02, 2012

Voting in JOCO

It's amazing how much information the local government puts out before an election (in their favor).
Judges get high ratings | Johnson County Kansas


Do yourself a favor and vote out every sitting judge.  What do we really know about them? Don't let them feel entitled to their positions, make them freaking work for it (like the rest of us).

And before you go to vote READ THIS and know what the hell you are voting for at the local level.  Don't be the dumb ass that has no freaking clue what any of this crap is.  The county is getting bigger and this crap is starting to count.

Monday, October 29, 2012

SANDY LINK BLAST

If this storm were to hit the Midwest Not a single F*** would be given.

But for those of you looking for something to do/watch now that the World Series is over.......

Picture of the Day


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Hometown Tales - The Gateway to Hell

Obama's Bloody Hands

How will our dictator be remembered once his reign is over?  Obama the Coward?  Obama the Liar?  Obama the corrupt?  Obama the Murderer?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Patrick Moran - Democrat POS

The Headless Horseman song

Diane Ravitch - Worst Educator Ever?

The Death and Life of the Great American School System: How Testing and Choice are Undermining Education.”

After reading this extremists piece on CNN.com I had to do a little research to find out if this woman had ever experienced head injuries etc.. Instead I found out that she wrote a book with the above title.  

Think about it she is saying that by TESTING and offering parents CHOICES that we are ruining the Great (except for test scores, graduation rates etc..) American School System.  If you agree with this woman then you are a prime example of why we need more testing and choices in the school system.