Tuesday, April 09, 2013

X-ACTO knives just got more expensive

14 injured in knife attack on Lone Star College campus, suspect arrested | Fox News 


I am glad that I got all my replacement blades before Homeland Security orders 5 billion blades.

Goodbye Batman.....

From the who gives a F file

City of Prairie Village : Newsroom : Prairie Village Named Tree City USA® Community by the Arbor Day Foundation

Fitting for a city full of people that act like they have a tree stuck up their ass.  

East Side Genius

Family's home destroyed after unusual chain reaction led to fire - KCTV5

It isn't uncommon for East Siders to reach Wile E. Coyote status and these folks aren't an exception.  "Unusual chain reaction" is PC for dumb f$@%$.  

Friday, April 05, 2013

"manatee gray" awesomeness

Target apologizes for label on plus-size dress - New York News | NYC Breaking News 


This might be the funniest thing you read all year.  

NFL Draft with a twist....

4 gay NFL players could come out on the same day, Brendon Ayanbadejo says - SBNation.com 


If ever there was a need for NFL betting it is now.  I think we should set it up like a draft with 7 rounds of player selections, trades for  picks etc...  

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Looking for slutty women in Wichita?

Abortion clinic to open in Wichita this week | Local News - KMBC Home 


Wouldn't you like to tell your kids that you met their mother outside the abortion clinic?