SPRINT LIES TO EMPLOYEES

The jackass leadership at Sprint once again lies to its employees. Instead of getting the 2 weeks promised to them by executives at the Titanic they got ambushed at their cubicles by security and walked out. The only people treated worst than Sprint customers are the employees that keep losing their jobs to EDS & IBM employees in India.

NOT SO QUICK HITS

First let me say that I absolutely hate winter. All of you global warming clones out there can kiss my ass. It is going to be my personal goal before next winter to be as crappy as I possibly can to the environment in hopes of avoiding another cold ass winter.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

1. Firefighters kept warm for 4 hours today in Lafayette County. They could of put it out in 30 minutes but why ruin a chance to keep warm on a crappy cold day like today.

2. Emanuel Clever tries to become relevant in national politics.

3. Barney & Andy were way off on this one.

4. McDonalds in South OP was robbed last night. Be on the look out for a fat purple man and a man with a hat dressed in prison garb.

5. Activist Judge makes decision off of her war stance. WTF IS THIS CRAP? You are a Judge, not a lawmaker and your personal opinion should NOT be used in making rulings.

KCMO SCHOOLS CAN'T STAY OUT OF THE HEADLINES

It appears that educating isn't the only thing that the KCMO school district sucks at. Add lunch to the list of things that they fail at.

U P D A T E

They can't transport the kids either.

OVERLAND PARK LAND GRAB CONTINUES

The push South continues for Overland Park as the North Part of the city starts to rot.

WHO INVITED THE MONKEY FROM OUTBREAK TO OUR CITY

I can't believe how wiped out the metro area has become with this years flu. It seems that every office (including mine) is operating at about 50% and those that are working have just recovered from it. So far I have been lucky and avoided the kc plague with a healthy diet of Kodiak and Monster Energy drinks but I am sure that my days are numbered. Is it to late to get a flu shot? and are those things even working?

I love it when someone comes into my office and says " I haven't felt good all day", I am thinking about going home. WELL NO CRAP! WHY Did you even come in to begin with? AND WHY did you feel the need to come INTO my office and tell me you are sick, STAY OUT!

Also If you work in a retail type job and you are sick STAY HOME! I don't need to drop $200 at your store only to come down with Ebola 3 hours later. I am more than willing to stand in line for 10 minutes longer because you didn't come to work

If you work at a convienent store and are working while carrying this bug then you should be locked up. Yesterday I went into Shell to get a drink and they guy behind the counter was coughing into his hand and then asked for my debit card. I told him to forget it and put the drink back in the cooler. That ranks right up there with parents sending their sick kids to school.

DANIA RAMIREZ PICS

QUICK HITS

1. Is the price of oil effecting the price of bullets in KCMO? Apparently so.

2. Freedom of speech has been removed from Pasadena. A society of Nerf is what we are becoming.

3. How in the hell do you fall asleep while giving a baby a bath?

4. Perhaps the most depressing song ever written has been banned from an Irish Pub in New York.

5. T - Mobile is about to buy Sprint. CYA!

6. A housewife had to be behind this study.

7. Foreign or Domestic? Which terror group is behind the attacks this morning in NY?