Thursday, March 13, 2008

FROM THE COUNTRY THAT BROUGHT YOU SPIDERGIRL


India produces yet another comic book baby. Meet two face.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY ARE PREDICTING SNOW THIS WEEKEND!

UNBELIEVABLE!

THIS WILL NEVER END, WE WILL BE COLD FOREVER!

WHERE THE HELL IS GLOBAL WARMING!

TEENAGERS


How do teenagers find time for all of their activities nowadays? Take this girl for example. She is 17 years old and has a 2 year old son and yet she still finds time to slang crack and OD her kid on it. Multitasking in the hood.

QUICK HITS


1. KCK man gets gun shot wound confused with being set on fire.

2. The most overrated part of the city joins the club of local shootings.

3. When the woods and rivers in the Metro are full of corpses murderers are left with little options in hiding the bodies.

4. Anyone who has ever ridden a school bus knows that the people that drive these things are questionable characters yet everyday we load our kids onto them. This incident should give you second thoughts.

5. Selling drugs near a school is no big deal. If speeding in a school zone is twice as bad as speeding on a normal road shouldn't drug dealing in a school zone get you more than probation?

6. Some chicks are just crazy. This is a fact that men deal with on a daily basis. This poor guy obviously wasn't schooled in this fact.

7. If you are fortunate enough to make decent money the Senate hates you (until they want a donation). I can guarantee that if I was able to bring home more of my check I would buy more crap thus creating jobs for others. The liberals rather take it away from me and hand it out to those without jobs. Bright aren't they?

THE FLU

This strand of the flu has to be the worst to hit the area in a long time. I got it on Sunday and am still fighting it off. There are people in my office who had it last week and have gotten it again this week. Is there no freaking cure for this crap???????????????????

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. The North Side of Overland Park continues its spiral toward roelandparkdem. Torching cars?

2. The streets around the Sprint Center will be closing tonight. Let's be honest here. If those streets were closed 3 years ago (at night or on the weekends) would anyone have noticed?

3. Having seen some of the people that work for the USDA I think I will pass on their advise on healthy eating.

4. Constipation at its worst?

5. Good news for Royals fans. The all you can eat section has been expanded.

6. Metro Casinos are getting better at taking your money.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

NO REST FOR THE WEARY


Gang Bangers have an incredible work ethic (when it is warm out). The production rate of violent crime in Kansas City's east side is incredible. Let's think about it for a minute....... When was the last time you read this blog that there was no mention of a murder, shooting, car jacking etc....?

These guys turn out crime faster than Fairfax does cars.
Tonight, its Hardesty.