QUICK HITS - JOCO EDITION

RDM & TKC made an excellent (funny) observation regarding a recent blog post I made. Have I been to hard on the crap holes of KCK & KCMO? There is a good chance of that. He also pointed out that we the people of JOCO have problems too. After spending the morning talking to sources, digging up articles on line & talking to local police officials I have decided to put JOCO on notice.

1. Man excluded from block party due to length of grass.

2. Noise from kids playing causes disturbance at local BBQ.

3. Chamois scratches SUV!

4. High Def TV outage causes problems for locals in Leawood.

5. Maid Service threatened due to immigration crack down.

6. Over flow of high school grads out of JOCO a good thing?

7. Families fight over proper temp to serve wine at weekend dinner party!

8. SUV emissions by JOCO residents cause environmental risk for the urban core.

9. JOCO man walks into East Side gas station and uses debit card!

10 White driver pulled over on Prospect by KCMO police complains about racial profiling.

11. Yet another violent incident involving a putter at local Golf Course.

MO MURDA, MO MURDA, MO MURDA

Take the weekend off and all hell breaks loose. People in KCK & KCMO have got to hate Spring-Fall. While those of us living Americas Dream in the burbs chase off the occasional bee those in KCK & KCMO spend their time ducking knives, bullets, arson, car jackings, rape and the always popular home invasion.
Here are the weekend highlights.

1. Someone stumble on this poor dead bastard left to rot in the street.

2. This one tops it all off. KCK bartender killed.

3. Walking home at 6:30pm is suppose to be safe right? Not in KCMO.

4. Man avoids ticket by killing himself.

5. Putting a Sonic on Cleaver Blvd. was not exactly a smart business move.

A SLAP IN THE FACE TO VETERANS

WTF!

FUNNY SEX LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES

I just stumbled across this little gem over on Fox News. While this stuff is hilarious, it is further proof that we are a society with wayyyyyyyy too many laws.

KC METRO DROPS THE BALL ON CRIME

I was away from the computer, tv & radio for most of the day yesterday so I missed this little gem of a story. Anyways, I just came across a headline on KSHB's website this morning that was a little misleading to me, "Authorities hope to reduce startling statistics". I clicked on the link expecting to see them FINALLY discuss the violent crime that has been spiraling out of control in the metro and instead read a piece of crap discussion regarding cyclists, pedestrians & automobile accidents.

HOW FREAKING BLIND ARE THE MORONS IN CHARGE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR THIS CITY.

I spoke with a friend in the KCMO police department last week and he told me that morale was low. I can only imagine what this PR stunt is doing for morale amongst the brave men & women that try to protect our streets.

What the hell is next, A BIKE RODEO!

FREEDOM ALERT!

Beware of this man. He is currently meeting with the socialist James Brady to push more anti gun legislation. We all know how effective gun legislation is right? All that you have to do is look at the streets of Kansas City and see all of the "legally purchased" weapons being used in the murders...........Exactly.

These socialist are missing the target on where the blame should go. How about the parents that raised the little psycho and the GOVERNMENT run agencies (state run mental health agencies, the state run university etc...) that turned the other cheek to this kids mental history. There is a reason that the state of Virginia just got done shelling out 11 million dollars, they dropped the ball.

Instead of going after gun rights they should be seeking to toughen admission standards into universities. Education is not an entitlement beyond grade 12.

KCK ALL AMERICAN CANDIDATE

In a season full of lofty stats and over achievers there is one man that has stood out so far in the 2008 Criminal Season. Not only did this guy stay in line with the knife trend BUT he pulled off the always tough triple stabbing. The always insightful reporters at the KC Red Star noted that an Argument was the cause of the stabbing........ Who would of come to that conclusion if it weren't for the brilliant reporting of Mike Rice? I hear a Pulitzer is in the works...

Enjoy this criminal while you can because he is currently being recruited by Compton, Detroit & D.C.