Monday, July 14, 2008

CHICK+TOILET=ASS KICKING


How does this poor bastard show his face at work tomorrow?

SORRY HATERS


Does it get any worst for Missouri dwellers? Money magazine ranks the KANSAS suburb of OP as the 9th best place to live and Olathe the 11th best place. Lees Summit..........#79.

In other rankings Gangbanger Illustrated has ranked KCMO #4 in the nation, KCK finished #15.

UPDATE ON BLIGHT PHOTOS

Just an fyi.. I am still working on getting this done but as you can imagine it is difficult to get out and get all of these photos. I should have it done by Next Friday.

KANSAS CITY CRIMINALS CUTTING COSTS


Duct tape has long been none as a fix all tool for all do it yourselfers so it should be no surprise that KC criminals have started incorporating this into their robbery attempts. The only surprise is that criminals in this town were smart enough to think of duct tape instead of SCOTCH.

UNREADABLE ONCE AGAIN


I don't know why I keep going to the Sun publications website. It may be for the same reason people stop and look at car wrecks but I still venture to their crappy site once a week. This week Katrina Segers thought it would be topical to ask "what if an earthquake hit Kansas". Seriously. I can't wait for her follow up columns.

What if an asteroid where to hit Kansas?

What if dogs were called cats and cats were called dogs?

What if aliens attacked Kansas?

USA, USA, USA



NICE JOB OUTTA YOU!

SO LONG A - HOLE


Billy Packer is finally being replaced by CBS. This is great news for KU fans.