Tuesday, September 30, 2008

EVEN THE CRIME IN FLORIDA IS BETTER THAN OURS


Nancy Pelosi


Has there been a more incompetent female in Washington D.C than this chick (besides Lewinsky, who at least had a job skill)? Anyways over on Life in SOJOCO he has compiled a list of people that he would rather sex with than her and its shocking. How he left off Barbra Streisand is beyond me.

QUICK HITS



TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY

1. This Indiana father gets my vote for "Father of the Year". You sir are a hero.

2. This guys church gives you something back to those that add to the weekly collection.

3. Mother adopts 2 girls, kills them and then sticks them in basement freezer.

4. If you deport 1100 illegals in SOCAL how many does that leave?

5. Nude Palin portrait hangs in Chicago Tavern.

6. HUH? The government is easing the laws restricting people with HIV from entering the country....That makes a lot of sense.

7. KC Chamber of discommerce endorces blight rail. Well you have to back it now don't you? I mean look at all the new business's that the chamber has lured to our city............

8. More evidence that YRC tried to grow to fast.

9. If you look up in the sky on Wednesday night you might be able to catch a glimpse of a witch on a broomstick heading toward 18th & Vine.

10. Who better to cover the Financial set back than the JOCO Sun. GIVE ME A BREAK!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

THE WIRE


What a weird night. All was quiet yesterday in the East Side. It is good to see that my March down Troost to fight crime worked.

1. Knife play hits the peaceful community of Lenexa, Ks and it was a freaking 8th grader in school that did it. Surely this kid was part of some sorta exchange program with KCMO and not a bright young JOCOIAN.

2. With gas prices dropping KCK residents can now go further to dump their dead bodies.

3. 4 year old shoots her self in the head in the East Side. The parent(s) should be up on charges for having a gun in the reach of a 4 year old with a house full of kids.

Monday, September 29, 2008

MY EFFORTS TO FIGHT CRIME IN KCMO


Today at lunch I walked down Troost with a note card saying stop the violence. I hope that my march will be as productive as the one 3 weeks ago on Prospect.

DO WE WANT THEM IN CONTROL OF WALL STREET?



SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THESE IDIOTS A MAGIC 8 BALL. THEIR ODDS OF GETTING SOMETHING RIGHT MIGHT GO UP.