LOOTING LIST

This weekend I started working on the list of crap I plan on getting when looting on November 5th. If you haven't started working on yours I suggest you get started on it ASAP. It is the only way that you can guarantee getting the crap you want once the 2008 JOCO riots start.

I for one will be camped out in front of Best Buy on Election night anxiously awaiting the results so that I can get a new Blue Ray player and an I Mac. I can't wait! Since this will be my first riot/shopping spree I can only hope that it lives up to expectations.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

1. Two of the East sides finest Entrepreneurs are taken off the street. These two gentlemen were simply following the governments lead in wealth redistribution.

2. Arson problem hits the Northland. Yet another story that the media seems to neglect (serial arsonist).

3. KCK man convicted of killing on of JOCO's fine citizens.

4. Is it a crime if you shoot an Ice Cream truck driver? Apparently even they aren't safe in the east side.

5. KCK woman stabbed to death.

6. Thanks to KCK and KCMO residents, JOCOians are no longer safe in their garages.

HE SAYS THE TROOPS ARE KILLERS

AND IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY

POOR KID

THE WIRE

1. East side activist actually does something against crime

2. Gang bangers in KCK turn in their guns

3. Midnight Basketball is paying off better than thought.

4. The Mayor makes crime his number one issue

5. Stats show that JOCO is more violent than KCMO per capita.

6. Tulips on Troost save mans life.

7. KCMO police chief receives national recognition for his ability to combat gang violence.

8. Local meda outlet offers 3 part series on street crime in the metro

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY ON WEDNESDAY

A SOJOCOIAN FOR PREZ?

After watching this video I now know who I will be voting for.