ITS NOT FAIR! wHAAA, wHAAA, Whaa

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QUICK HITS

The Top Ten Stories that you need to read about today. If you live in KCMO be sure to have someone read them to you.

1. Not exactly and eye for an eye in Michigan. Then again people get shot for less in KCMO.

2. Economic doom and gloomers (liberals) have to be pissed about todays Wall Street bounce back.

3. Democrat sex scandal. I am sure that this wont get the same amount of election year coverage that Foley's did.

4. The USSP registers 30,000 felons to vote in Florida. Some of Obamas closest friends are felons so why should this surprise us?

5. Hookers are used as economic indicator in Liberal NYC.

6. Socialist run oil company slumps in the land of HUGO.

7. Dumb ass's
8. Long John Silver and Jack Sparrow killed off coast of Africa.

9. Comrade Obama tells plumber that he can have YOUR money.

10. KCMO school kids test higher than Blue Valley kids.

LOOTING LIST

This weekend I started working on the list of crap I plan on getting when looting on November 5th. If you haven't started working on yours I suggest you get started on it ASAP. It is the only way that you can guarantee getting the crap you want once the 2008 JOCO riots start.

I for one will be camped out in front of Best Buy on Election night anxiously awaiting the results so that I can get a new Blue Ray player and an I Mac. I can't wait! Since this will be my first riot/shopping spree I can only hope that it lives up to expectations.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND RECAP

1. Two of the East sides finest Entrepreneurs are taken off the street. These two gentlemen were simply following the governments lead in wealth redistribution.

2. Arson problem hits the Northland. Yet another story that the media seems to neglect (serial arsonist).

3. KCK man convicted of killing on of JOCO's fine citizens.

4. Is it a crime if you shoot an Ice Cream truck driver? Apparently even they aren't safe in the east side.

5. KCK woman stabbed to death.

6. Thanks to KCK and KCMO residents, JOCOians are no longer safe in their garages.

HE SAYS THE TROOPS ARE KILLERS

AND IS FRIENDS WITH THIS GUY

POOR KID

THE WIRE

1. East side activist actually does something against crime

2. Gang bangers in KCK turn in their guns

3. Midnight Basketball is paying off better than thought.

4. The Mayor makes crime his number one issue

5. Stats show that JOCO is more violent than KCMO per capita.

6. Tulips on Troost save mans life.

7. KCMO police chief receives national recognition for his ability to combat gang violence.

8. Local meda outlet offers 3 part series on street crime in the metro