A BREAK FROM POLITICS

I will be taking a break from discussing National and Local politics until after the 1st of the year. I tried taking an unofficial break after the election but that didn't help so that leaves me with quitting cold turkey. I will still link to some of the stories but nothing beyond that.

Ever since the election it seems that every blog wants to be political, every blog wants to suddenly matter and every blog nearly sounds the same. So why not take 30 days off from covering crap that everyone else has said 1000 times? Seems like a good time to me.

SEX IN THE NEWS

While skimming the headlines this morning I couldn't help but notice that there were a ton of stories regarding sex posted today.

1. Amy Hawley of KSHB cover the topic "Too Tired for Sex"

2. Foxnews gives you 9 tips on how to keep sex from getting boring.

3. Jessica Biel is thankful for her body.

4. Hookers face tough times in Economy

5. Women cheat more than men.

6. Porn industry looks to help fight global warming by offering recycling of sex toys..EWW!

7. Tips for wives on how to survive when you are "Sex Starved"

8. 5 stocking stuffers.

QUICK HITS

10 stories worth reading in the news today.

1. Pakistan refuses to release terrorist to India. I am sure that Obama will fix this.

2. Straight people that are sick MIGHT want to rethink calling in sick tomorrow.

3. Stripper tries to keep job in the family by utilizing her 16 year old daughter. I am surprised that this story didn't take place in Raytown.

4. Military jet crashes in San Diego.

5. LA cracks down on street gangs. Yeah, that will work............

6. High School kids in NYC get their ass's kicked by security guards at school for using cell phones.

7. Governors official stance. "Once you go black, you don't go back"

8. Jerry Jones attacks Marion Barber, classless.

9. Women more likely to die from heart attacks then men. What the story fails to mention is that women are the leading cause of heart attacks FOR MEN.

10. Attention Wal Mart Shoppers - You can now by I Phones in the electronics department. Isn't an I phone a little bit too classy for Wal Mart?

THE WIRE - KETCHUP

East side residents can take comfort in the fact that red is at least a Christmas color. Once the snow comes neighborhoods through out the East Side will be able to display their blood red snow displays.

1. Hanging out at 4am in front of a school typically wont get you shot in JOCO, but in North East KCMO you can almost count on it.

2. KCMO woman (with a great name) admits to torching house with kid inside.

3. Don't sleep on KCK. TWO SHOT, one dead and a partridge in a pear tree.
4. Robbing a laundromat? The payoff sucks. Way to use your brains KCMO residents.

5. KCMO man shot two different time on the same night. What a town!

LEARY TUESDAYS

AUTO BAILOUT

Are they going to offer relief to the car buyers that bought crappy American cars the same way they were going to offer relief to people that singed up for crappy loans?

HIP HOP FLASHBACK