Just to remind you that Scrooge is more than a movie. I pulled these headlines to the side to remind you that while most of us are celebrating this week in our comfortable JOCO homes, there are those out there not as fortunate as us. There are also people out there that want to ruin our way of life and will not rest until we are as miserable as them.
1. 13 year old kid that was tied to a tree and tortured for 18 hours back in June couldn't make it to Christmas.
2. Road Rage in Dallas kills 2 people. Tis da season.
3. Remember the Boston Tea Party? Good, cus we may need to drop some tea in a harbor again if these bastards get their way.
4. Don't these people know that the only acceptable time to steal is in a time of crisis. Looting is much cooler than shoplifting.
5. Gang raping lesbians isn't included in the 12 days of Christmas is it? On a side note she was raped which should be punishable by death, so I don't understand why they had to include the fact that she was a lesbian in the story.
6. The people of Venezuela are being denied one of the finest dining venues ever conceived (THE FOOD COURT) by their dictator.
7. Iowa man guilty of selling Teen Girls off for Christmas.
8. Milkman turns Dopeman. Nothing says Merry Christmas more than buying your Grandma a dime bag.
9. Your Christmas Hot Chocolate may kill you, seriously.
10. Your Wii could kill you, not so seriously.
