Thursday, July 09, 2009

HEADLINE OF THE DAY


"Public Invited to KC Schools Turnaround Meeting"

Nice try. Its too late fore the KCMOSD to turnaround. They hit the iceberg and are already sinking. The rich kids got on the safety boats and the poor kids are left to drown. Good Job idiots.

COW FOR CHICKEN


KCMO ABOUT TO GET MORE DANGEROUS?


The feds are coming in to research the diversity of the KCMO police force, How awesome is that? Seriously, with officers getting jobs based on ethnicity instead of qualifications I will have a crap load more to blog about.

Why stop there? I say we just pull all the cops out of KCMO and allow the citizens to patrol the city. You can replace police captains with religious leaders and LT's with community activist. That seems like the logical way to go if you want a police force to "represent" the city. Just one thing, I would like to open a store that sells guns, RIP T-Shirts, Candles, chalk and yellow tape before this goes down.

SUMMER NELSON - BABYSITTER WITH PASSION


SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE 14 YEAR OLD.


That kid just got the best rep in his High School.

SLASH & CYPRESS HILL

HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY

MJ DAY?


And you thought that Independence Day was dangerous for kids. Imagine sitting around sipping Jesus juice and eating cookies in celebration of Bubbles owner?

''This is a black world''