Baby Mama Index

K States Finest - Beasley

Michael Beasley has class and no future. Has anyone even heard of the team he is playing for?

Royce Da 5'9" - Second Place

The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

TONY HAS KANSAS CITY

People write me all the time asking me why I respect Tony so much.  Well, his coverage of the Mayor's brat is a perfect example.  Thanks Tony, you nailed it again.  

THE DOW IS RACIST

That has to explain the collapse

Soccer Moms join in

Now we have chicks wearing tank tops and driving minivans pulling off robberies.  This chick used a fake bomb to rob this pharmacy (can kck people afford real bombs?).  The only topper would be if she left her infant in the car outside with the windows rolled up.

Stay Classy KCK

IT's a day that ends with Y

Which means another murder in da hood.
Before long we will need to have violent crime updates "on the 9's" (your welcome 980).   59 seconds devoted to KCMO/KCK and 1 sec for Joco.  

You are more likely to win Powerball than walk through the east side without getting shot.  

Murder Death Kill - on Garfield