1. It must suck to live in a country that you can't kill animals. No word yet on how the monkey was punished.
2. Why is calling someone a crackhead wrong when they are in fact a crackhead? Marion Barry has been through more rocks than Fred Flintstone.
3. The United Nations thinks that it is criminal not to believe in the religion of global warming. This is why i purposely try to litter at least 3 times a week.
4. Never bring a hairbrush to a gun fight. Also never say that the hairbrush is a gun. Also never threaten the NYPD.
5. I KNEW THERE WAS A BLOGGER UNION! Sadly I will not be joining them on strike. I need the money.
6. EWWW!
7. The kinkiest honeymoon ever?
