1. Looking for something to buy great grandpa for Christmas this holiday season? Well I have you covered. I imagine demand for this item to be pretty high, so if they are sold out go ahead and get a Shar Pei calender. Great Grandpa will never know the difference.
2. A man called "tree man" has been refused entrance into the United States for treatment of his bark like skin disease. You can expect this guy to be in Arizona by weeks end with a Drivers License, Social Security Card, Job and welfare check as soon as he discovers the Mexican Immigration system.
3. At least it wasn't an alter boy?
4. Ric Flair is supporting Huckabee. When it comes to making my presidential decision every year I typically hold out for Ric Flairs choice. WHOOOOOOOOOOoo!
5. When you are at a club late at night in KCMO stuff like this typically happens. There is at least one story a week of something like this happening. #18 (in danger) and climbing!
