Monday, December 03, 2007

CAN YOU HEAR THOSE GUN SHOTS


Ringiling!

KCK welcomes the holiday season with yet another murder. While most people mail it in for the month of December the KCK Gang Bangers show tremendous work ethic and continue to drop bodies. It is this type of work ethic that will allow the fine city to move up in the Dangerous City rankings.

Maybe there should be bowl games for these cities? Could you imagine the possibilities. Maybe even a Heisman type of award for best gang banger.
KCK vs Detroit in the Glock 9 Bowl
KCMO vs Compton in the ReUp Bowl
DC vs Dallas in the Crip Bowl

If there is a Santa Clause he will make this happen.