Wednesday, December 19, 2007

QUICK HITS



1. There isn't a week that goes by that the school system avoids the QUICK HIT section of the blog. This time a kid gets arrested for cutting her food at lunch. "She did not use it inappropriately. She did not threaten anyone with it. "She didn't pull it out and brandish it. Nothing of that nature," explained Marion County School Spokesman Kevin Christian. Why is it that people that lack the ability to make judgment calls are educating our kids? How long is it before kids get arrested for farting in class because it caused a bioterror?
2. When animal loving goes wrong. To be fair 225 Pomeranians prob equal 3 real dogs.
3. Woman jingles santas bells and gets arrested.
4. Environmental crusaders have no sense of humor. They should just be thankful that we are not heating lanterns whale oil. How long before they want Moby Dick removed from Book Shelves.
5. So we can poll how many mexicons are here illegally but we can't stop them? 7 out of 10!
6. Disney's rides are too realistic. Lets face it, there should be some casualties when climbing Everest.
7. HS coach gets into trouble for educating his students on the mating habits of reindeer. The coach should get a high five for this team building exercise not ridiculed.